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(Newser)   Last night was the Metropolitan Museum of Art's annual Costume Institute gala, and you know what that means: Madonna showed up wearing no pants and Kim Kardashian showed up wearing what we can only assume used to be curtains   (newser.com) divider line 49
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2013-05-07 12:41:01 PM
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I think my grandmother used to drape this over one of her chairs you weren't allowed to sit on, except the chair had more personality.
 
2013-05-07 12:50:23 PM

Sybarite: [img1-cdn.newser.com image 320x512]

I think my grandmother used to drape this over one of her chairs you weren't allowed to sit on, except the chair had more personality.


She reminds me of the "Raccoon Eyes" photo they always use with porn stories on the Gawker sites.
 
2013-05-07 12:55:02 PM
Don't try and dance with or hug Cameron Diaz. She had a belt of rusty nails.
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2013-05-07 01:20:14 PM
Those are two unattractive dudes.
 
2013-05-07 01:21:49 PM
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Knows where da white women are.
 
2013-05-07 01:22:04 PM
Looks like Kim Kardashian is trying out for Maria in sound of music and Katy Perry is looking to be GoT
 
2013-05-07 01:25:06 PM
Curtains??? Carol Burnett did it better.

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2013-05-07 01:26:46 PM
Mary-Kate Olson looks like she's dying.  Her sister, trying out to be a Disney fairy?
 
2013-05-07 01:27:57 PM
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Is it just me, or is this just another step on the Olsen twins transformation from Troll Dolls to Jawas ?
 
2013-05-07 01:28:01 PM
My KINGDOM for someone who can explain why in the hell I even know who the Kardashians ARE.
 
2013-05-07 01:28:21 PM
I forgot that was last night. I must have misplaced my invitation.
 
2013-05-07 01:33:01 PM
From reddit.
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2013-05-07 01:33:04 PM

Sybarite: [img1-cdn.newser.com image 320x512]

I think my grandmother used to drape this over one of her chairs you weren't allowed to sit on, except the chair had more personality.


Why does she always look so farking miserable?
 
2013-05-07 01:36:51 PM

Sybarite: I think my grandmother used to drape this over one of her chairs you weren't allowed to sit on, except the chair had more personality.


"Choose the form of the Destroyer. Or whatever."
 
2013-05-07 01:38:14 PM

elvindeath: Is it just me, or is this just another step on the Olsen twins transformation from Troll Dolls to Jawas ?


The Olsen Twins are still considered celebrities? Urf.

MisterLoki: From reddit.


HAHAHAHA. Oh, wow. She looks like a chaise longue. With matching gloves no less.
 
2013-05-07 01:38:38 PM

MisterLoki: From reddit.
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This guy looks miserable as well.  Probably one of those "what the fark have I gotten myself into" looks.

/just puked in my mouth
//still don't look anywhere near as miserable as this guy
 
2013-05-07 01:44:24 PM

ristst: This guy looks miserable as well. Probably one of those "what the fark have I gotten myself into" looks.


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2013-05-07 01:47:39 PM

elvindeath: [img2-cdn.newser.com image 341x512]

Is it just me, or is this just another step on the Olsen twins transformation from Troll Dolls to Jawas ?


I hope there isn't a high wind
 
2013-05-07 01:47:42 PM

Brick-House: Curtains??? Carol Burnett did it better.

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Obligatory:

She saw it in the window, and she knew she had to have it.
 
2013-05-07 01:56:45 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Brick-House: Curtains??? Carol Burnett did it better.

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Obligatory:

She saw it in the window, and she knew she had to have it.


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And it's a Bob Mackie original!
 
2013-05-07 01:57:48 PM

Walker: Don't try and dance with or hug Cameron Diaz. She had a belt of rusty nails.
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It's from her upcoming sequel -- Bad Carpenter.
 
2013-05-07 02:10:22 PM
Anne Hathaway is gorgeous, but blonde hair does not suit her.  At all.
 
2013-05-07 02:13:14 PM

tnpir: My KINGDOM for someone who can explain why in the hell I even know who the Kardashians ARE.


Their dad was one of OJ Simpson's attorney's. It was alleged, though never proven, that he knowingly or unknowingly disposed of the murder weapon.
 
2013-05-07 02:13:37 PM
I think the theme this year was "Punk: Chaotic to Couture", so the getups by Miley, Madonna and SJP are actually pretty cool. I agree, KimK's transformation into my grandmother's sofa is almost complete.
 
2013-05-07 02:17:07 PM

MisterLoki: From reddit.
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And this apparently was what was under the couch.  Bleach that from your minds America.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1121323/thumbs/o-KIM-KARDASHIAN-PREGNANCY- SY MPTOMS-570.jpg?6
 
2013-05-07 02:19:31 PM
Kim K is still gorgeous but gawddammit that woman does not know how to dress. Who told her that outfit would be a good idea? And it doesn't even go with this year's theme.

And I still think Madonna looks awesome. Screw the haters!
 
2013-05-07 02:24:26 PM
Looks like Maddona is going to ask Jeffrey not to be fatuous.
 
2013-05-07 02:27:33 PM

victrin: I think the theme this year was "Punk: Chaotic to Couture", so the getups by Miley, Madonna and SJP are actually pretty cool. I agree, KimK's transformation into my grandmother's sofa is almost complete.


My thoughts exactly on everything you said.
 
2013-05-07 02:34:40 PM

Alphax: Mary-Kate Olson looks like she's dying.  Her sister, trying out to be a Disney fairy?


Came here to say this EXACT. SAME. THING.
 
2013-05-07 02:37:36 PM

victrin: I think the theme this year was "Punk: Chaotic to Couture", so the getups by Miley, Madonna and SJP are actually pretty cool. I agree, KimK's transformation into my grandmother's sofa is almost complete.


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2013-05-07 02:43:30 PM

ukexpat: Sybarite: [img1-cdn.newser.com image 320x512]

I think my grandmother used to drape this over one of her chairs you weren't allowed to sit on, except the chair had more personality.

Why does she always look so farking miserable?


probably because the kids kept sitting in that damn chair!
 
2013-05-07 02:50:17 PM

Rusty Shackleford: Sybarite: I think my grandmother used to drape this over one of her chairs you weren't allowed to sit on, except the chair had more personality.

"Choose the form of the Destroyer. Or whatever."


you and I have the same brain.
 
2013-05-07 02:57:13 PM

Diogenes: OtherLittleGuy: Brick-House: Curtains??? Carol Burnett did it better.

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Obligatory:

She saw it in the window, and she knew she had to have it.

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And it's a Bob Mackie original!


WOW! A Bob Mackie!
 
2013-05-07 02:57:42 PM

victrin: I think the theme this year was "Punk: Chaotic to Couture", so the getups by Miley, Madonna and SJP are actually pretty cool. I agree, KimK's transformation into my grandmother's sofa is almost complete.


Madonna's getup wasn't fashion punk though, it was more Hot Topic punk, which is never cool.
 
2013-05-07 03:04:20 PM

Rusty Shackleford: Sybarite: I think my grandmother used to drape this over one of her chairs you weren't allowed to sit on, except the chair had more personality.

"Choose the form of the Destroyer. Or whatever."


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2013-05-07 03:40:49 PM
Their costumes suck


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2013-05-07 04:50:43 PM

tnpir: My KINGDOM for someone who can explain why in the hell I even know who the Kardashians ARE.


Because you read the Fark Entertainment tab.
Does your kingdom include cable?
 
2013-05-07 04:59:13 PM
Oh Kimmie K. I haven't seen someone dress there body so aggressively unflattering since Lena Dunham.

WHY?
 
2013-05-07 05:04:52 PM
I've always wanted to go to that event but never thought I thought I was fabulous enough.

I'm beginning to rethink that self-assessment.
 
2013-05-07 05:09:39 PM

brap: I've always wanted to go to that event but never thought I thought I was fabulous enough.

I'm beginning to rethink that self-assessment.


I've got some extra garden weed fabric and an old, stained duvet cover.  I'll fix you up something nice!
 
2013-05-07 07:04:09 PM

victrin: I think the theme this year was "Punk: Chaotic to Couture", so the getups by Miley, Madonna and SJP are actually pretty cool. I agree, KimK's transformation into my grandmother's sofa is almost complete.


The Punk show is actually what's up in the costume gallery at the moment.  Just read a review and it sounds like an interesting show (lots of 1970s Westwood pieces, which you never see anywhere).

But I don't think the people who attend the gala are expected to come dressed in the fashions on fisplay.

/could be wrong
//I know it seems like an attention whore's wet dream, but that's exactly what the Gala was intended to be when Diana Vreeland started it
 
2013-05-07 07:44:32 PM

Dwight_Yeast: victrin: I think the theme this year was "Punk: Chaotic to Couture", so the getups by Miley, Madonna and SJP are actually pretty cool. I agree, KimK's transformation into my grandmother's sofa is almost complete.

The Punk show is actually what's up in the costume gallery at the moment.  Just read a review and it sounds like an interesting show (lots of 1970s Westwood pieces, which you never see anywhere).

But I don't think the people who attend the gala are expected to come dressed in the fashions on fisplay.

/could be wrong
//I know it seems like an attention whore's wet dream, but that's exactly what the Gala was intended to be when Diana Vreeland started it


You're supposed to at least vaguely reference the theme, I thought. That's why Marc Jacobs wore that ridiculous sheer men's shirt dress thing and pilgrim shoes last year for the Schiaparelli/surrealism last year.

As much as I hate Sarah Jessica Parker's style, I thought she nailed that whole referential without being costumey thing with her crazy, mohawk Philip Treacy headpiece, while went pure costume and missed the mark big time.

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2013-05-07 08:48:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Their costumes suck


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Well, the Met Costume Gala isn't about being a sleazy slut looking to get laid by any nerd who walks by.
 
2013-05-07 09:28:37 PM
Mostly looked like a comic con.  Really, people, is that the best you can do with all that money?
 
2013-05-07 09:33:09 PM

elvindeath: [img2-cdn.newser.com image 341x512]

Is it just me, or is this just another step on the Olsen twins transformation from Troll Dolls to Jawas ?


oohh!  TeDeee!
 
2013-05-08 01:10:23 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Their costumes suck


Bathe them and bring them to me.
 
2013-05-08 02:52:07 AM
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ONE'S MISSING!!
 
2013-05-08 04:32:28 AM

theorellior: elvindeath: Is it just me, or is this just another step on the Olsen twins transformation from Troll Dolls to Jawas ?

The Olsen Twins are still considered celebrities? Urf.

MisterLoki: From reddit.

HAHAHAHA. Oh, wow. She looks like a chaise longue. With matching gloves no less.


Pretty chintzy.
 
2013-05-08 01:07:03 PM
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