Wellon Dowd: I threaten my dog in my pajamas.
Salmon: Except he was choking the dog and threatening the person who called the cops with the sword.wait, the cops had a sword?Where was this?
Rusty Shackleford: A fellah--a quick fellah--might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel.
Rhypskallion: Why does the dog have a sword?
iron_city_ap: Except he was choking the dog and threatening the person who called the cops with the sword.
Harry Freakstorm: I knew His M. O. by Heart and I sang it as I drove.
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