If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Jerusalem Post) NewsFlash Three explosions heard in Tehran missile facility. Either something is awry or they've found a new way to make glassware   (jpost.com) divider line 47
    More: NewsFlash, Tehran, long-range ballistic missile, Iranian capital, ballistic missiles, Qom, missiles, uranium enrichment, Revolutionary Guards  
•       •       •

15503 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 May 2013 at 11:54 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»


Want to get NewsFlash notifications in email?

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-05-07 11:57:45 AM  
15 votes:
Apparently they were taken by surprise by Adobe's new subscription model
2013-05-07 11:59:34 AM  
10 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-07 11:59:11 AM  
5 votes:
I bet it was someone from the Tea Party.
2013-05-07 12:25:40 PM  
4 votes:

mootmah: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say that this didn't actually happen. No other news source has this story and JP isn't exactly reliable.


Israel and the U.S. planted the story because they're planning on doing it, but just wanted to get Fark's opinion first.
2013-05-07 12:07:19 PM  
4 votes:
I bet the Sharif didn't like this
2013-05-07 12:04:57 PM  
4 votes:

thecpt: Ibetthejewsdidthis.jpeg


i.imgur.com
2013-05-07 12:00:42 PM  
4 votes:
I am sure Obama do too much and not enough in response.
2013-05-07 11:59:24 AM  
4 votes:
Aaaannnd... I think I'll just go buy gas now.

/Who am I kidding, I drive an RX-8, I have to buy gas every other day.
2013-05-07 11:56:30 AM  
4 votes:

somedude210: any verification of this from another source?


I bet someone dropped something. Time to reset the OSHA board.
2013-05-07 12:15:52 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-07 12:13:26 PM  
3 votes:
Are Iranian officials calling it an "act of terror," or are they calling it a "terrorist attack?"

This is Ahmadinejad's Benghazi.
2013-05-07 11:58:39 AM  
3 votes:
And nothing of value was lost...

github.com
2013-05-07 12:35:36 PM  
2 votes:

FarkedOver: namatad: you mean like EVERY country in the world?
Let me know when the white people have all left the US/Americas and given it back to the natives. Until then, all countries are theft.

I think borders are criminal. I think calling people "illegal" is farked up.  I'm not that big into nations and countries.


Things like that comment are what make people laugh at you.
2013-05-07 12:24:26 PM  
2 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: Possibly dead Iranians?

Fine, I'll do it.

[i575.photobucket.com image 625x415]


Hey, remember when Fark really liked Iranians? It wore a tagband and everything.
2013-05-07 12:18:18 PM  
2 votes:

vpb: BgJonson79:

aka: Random Brown People

Iranians are Aryan...

Tell that to a skin head.  Go ahead, I dare you.


Don't pick a fight with a skin head.  Just take him bowling instead.
2013-05-07 12:17:48 PM  
2 votes:

sheep snorter: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] Some Members of Fark approve of Genocide against the millions of people of Iran by Hitlers bastard son Israel.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-05-07 12:16:35 PM  
2 votes:

sheep snorter: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] Some Members of Fark approve of Genocide against the millions of people of Iran by Hitlers bastard son Israel.


i.imgur.com
2013-05-07 12:08:01 PM  
2 votes:

Vercengetorix: I bet the Sharif didn't like this


Forget to lock the cash box again?
2013-05-07 12:06:45 PM  
2 votes:
img1.fark.net Some Members of Fark approve of Genocide against the millions of people of Iran by Hitlers bastard son Israel.
2013-05-07 12:03:35 PM  
2 votes:
their entry for the audioedit competition
2013-05-07 11:56:58 AM  
2 votes:
Ibetthejewsdidthis.jpeg
2013-05-07 02:47:40 PM  
1 votes:

BgJonson79: FarkedOver: R.A.Danny: I love Israel more and more every day.

For having an apartheid like government?  That's nice.

Lost Thought 00: R.A.Danny: FarkedOver: R.A.Danny: I love Israel more and more every day.

For having an apartheid like government?  That's nice.

For killing scum.

aka: Random Brown People

Iranians are Aryan...


Shhhhhh! Don't harsh their libbie glow.
For one of the many memes they know.
Brown people are good; evil whites must go.
Our warfare is all about racism and dough.
2013-05-07 02:45:01 PM  
1 votes:

Infinite Monkeys In Front Of A Computer: It looks like we've got another Obama scandal on our hands


Is it soup yet?

i41.tinypic.com
2013-05-07 02:08:05 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: studs up: So the followers of the most murderous bunch of sociopaths can't agree on which path of blood to follow?

If you believe more deaths have occurred under the red flag than under any capitalist flag, you're sorely mistaken.


Statements like this is why no one takes you seriously. Has that been said already?
2013-05-07 01:12:33 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: Bhasayate: perhaps even give me a replicator

That would be the immediate downfall of capitalism.  Hopefully we stumble upon that invention sooner rather than later.


How a Marxist thinks things get invented.
2013-05-07 01:03:12 PM  
1 votes:

BgJonson79: How is that stealing when THEY'RE THE OWNERS?


Working for a wage is slavery.

(am I doing this right?)
2013-05-07 12:36:32 PM  
1 votes:

BgJonson79: FarkedOver: BgJonson79: According to a class I took in college, about 85% of the land wasn't owned by Palestinians but absentee landlords in Turkey. The 15% that own land should have it returned, WITH INTEREST. The other people have no standing.

Too bad the land was given away before the Palestinian people had a chance to mount a Marxist revolution against the capitalist land owners.

So, stealing is ok?


If a bunch of Marxists do it, yes.
2013-05-07 12:35:55 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: BgJonson79: According to a class I took in college, about 85% of the land wasn't owned by Palestinians but absentee landlords in Turkey. The 15% that own land should have it returned, WITH INTEREST. The other people have no standing.

Too bad the land was given away before the Palestinian people had a chance to mount a Marxist revolution against the capitalist land owners.


Because Marxist revolutions always go so well and all.
2013-05-07 12:34:27 PM  
1 votes:

BgJonson79: According to a class I took in college, about 85% of the land wasn't owned by Palestinians but absentee landlords in Turkey. The 15% that own land should have it returned, WITH INTEREST. The other people have no standing.


Too bad the land was given away before the Palestinian people had a chance to mount a Marxist revolution against the capitalist land owners.
2013-05-07 12:29:39 PM  
1 votes:

BgJonson79: Iranians are Aryan...


Wait.  Quiet.  Zarathrusta's about to speak.
2013-05-07 12:23:14 PM  
1 votes:

BgJonson79: FarkedOver: Stone Meadow: FarkedOver: R.A.Danny: I love Israel more and more every day.

For having an apartheid like government?  That's nice.

[www.sabinabecker.com image 500x446]

Concern? This is how you get to work if you are a Palestinian working in Israel.

[ph.cdn.photos.upi.com image 850x559]

Doesn't our border with Mexico look like that?


No, it looks like this:

reasonradionetwork.com
2013-05-07 12:21:39 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: Stone Meadow: FarkedOver: R.A.Danny: I love Israel more and more every day.

For having an apartheid like government?  That's nice.

[www.sabinabecker.com image 500x446]

Concern? This is how you get to work if you are a Palestinian working in Israel.

[ph.cdn.photos.upi.com image 850x559]


Yet they obviously think Palestine is too crappy for them. No one is keeping them locked up in Israel, they're not wanted, and yet they stay. I think the right to complain has been waived.
2013-05-07 12:15:39 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: R.A.Danny: For killing scum.

Workers at a factory = scum? Interesting.


static.ddmcdn.com

Bomb worthy?
2013-05-07 12:14:07 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: R.A.Danny: I love Israel more and more every day.

For having an apartheid like government?  That's nice.


www.sabinabecker.com
2013-05-07 12:10:36 PM  
1 votes:

BgJonson79: vpb: BgJonson79:

aka: Random Brown People

Iranians are Aryan...

Tell that to a skin head.  Go ahead, I dare you.

I don't know any...


Hi there!

Unless you mean racist skin, then no. We all know that most skinheads aren't racist. right? Or are we back to that whole Geraldo, Quincy, Springer idea of what a skinhead is?
2013-05-07 12:07:15 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-07 12:06:55 PM  
1 votes:

vpb: BgJonson79:

aka: Random Brown People

Iranians are Aryan...

Tell that to a skin head.  Go ahead, I dare you.


As someone who shaved his head recently because of really thick hair, I'd believe it.

/not a skinhead racist
//Just a big swedish guy with a shaved head
///And possibly Thor's Hammer tattoos...
2013-05-07 12:05:55 PM  
1 votes:
Build a wall around it

Arm everyone

Call us when you have a winner
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-05-07 12:05:14 PM  
1 votes:
BgJonson79:

aka: Random Brown People

Iranians are Aryan...


Tell that to a skin head.  Go ahead, I dare you.
2013-05-07 12:04:02 PM  
1 votes:
Pressure cooker problems....
2013-05-07 12:03:52 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like somebody taunted the Dynamite Jew.
2013-05-07 12:02:02 PM  
1 votes:
What, did some high school dropout in Colorado flying a drone miss Syria and hit Iran because 'they all look the same, what's the difference?'
2013-05-07 11:59:35 AM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: R.A.Danny: I love Israel more and more every day.

For having an apartheid like government?  That's nice.


For killing scum.
2013-05-07 11:58:23 AM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: Explosions, my ass. It's probably Milhouse.


Burrito day in the commisary?
2013-05-07 11:57:13 AM  
1 votes:
Explosions, my ass. It's probably Milhouse.
2013-05-07 11:57:06 AM  
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: I love Israel more and more every day.


For having an apartheid like government?  That's nice.
2013-05-07 11:56:07 AM  
1 votes:
Oh no Nuke Everyone Quick No Checks Just Nuke the Muslims
 
Displayed 47 of 47 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report