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2013-05-07 12:42:27 PM  
CSB:

That picture was taken on my company's campus.

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-05-07 01:00:02 PM  
Was it the kid?  It was the kid, wasn't it?
 
2013-05-07 01:09:26 PM  

bdub77: CSB:

That picture was taken on my company's campus.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x510]


You own Stark Industries?
 
2013-05-07 01:28:12 PM  
So no Black Widow/ Pepper Pots sex tape?


Why would anyone worry about a sex tape with Tony in it? Tony would only be pissed if you didn't give him top billing.
 
2013-05-07 01:46:06 PM  

bdub77: CSB:

That picture was taken on my company's campus.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x510]


Oh yeah?  I work for Oracle ;-)
 
2013-05-07 01:49:28 PM  
Iron Man 3 almost had a sex tape subplot, but not with who you're thinking

I was guessing Hap and a Meatball Sub.
 
2013-05-07 02:05:42 PM  
so she sleeps with Killian and then he makes a sex tape and broadcasts it in Home Depot.

On what, the self-checkout screens?  I don't know about Shane Black's local HD, but mine doesn't have a TV aisle next to the weedeaters.

/no day laborers either
 
2013-05-07 02:09:28 PM  
Yeah, the Home Depot part is odd.. can't think of any screens there.  Unless they just broadcast it on a blank wall.. no, they don't have those either, at least none inside.
 
2013-05-07 02:10:48 PM  

Alphax: Yeah, the Home Depot part is odd.. can't think of any screens there.  Unless they just broadcast it on a blank wall.. no, they don't have those either, at least none inside.


Eh, it wouldn't have been any worse than the other hamfisted product placements in the film.

/Thoroughly enjoyed Iron Man 3
 
2013-05-07 02:12:08 PM  

Alphax: Yeah, the Home Depot part is odd.. can't think of any screens there.  Unless they just broadcast it on a blank wall.. no, they don't have those either, at least none inside.


It's Iron Man...he do what he want.
 
2013-05-07 02:13:09 PM  
That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.
 
2013-05-07 02:14:59 PM  
So Memento guy is farking a bag of antlers?  No wonder he lost his memory.
 
2013-05-07 02:15:24 PM  
I was thinking maybe that scene where Tony calls the suit...might have been a slightly different end to that scene.

Or maybe JARVIS likes to take the suits out when Tony's occupied elsewhere.
 
2013-05-07 02:15:43 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Alphax: Yeah, the Home Depot part is odd.. can't think of any screens there.  Unless they just broadcast it on a blank wall.. no, they don't have those either, at least none inside.

It's Iron Man...he do what he want.


Killian's the one recording it, then broadcasting it.
 
2013-05-07 02:16:47 PM  

Alphax: Killian's the one recording it, then broadcasting it.


It's an Iron Man villain...he do what he want.
 
2013-05-07 02:17:38 PM  

Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.


Look...fetishists are a strong market, all right?
 
2013-05-07 02:28:47 PM  

Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.


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Come again?
 
2013-05-07 02:31:56 PM  

Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.


I think you're think of QT.  He's the one with the foot fetish.
 
2013-05-07 02:32:16 PM  

robertus: Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.

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Come again?


That's kinda the point.
 
2013-05-07 02:34:33 PM  
Home Depot? Where the fark did that come from?
 
2013-05-07 02:34:35 PM  

Diogenes: bdub77: CSB:

That picture was taken on my company's campus.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x510]

Oh yeah?  I work for Oracle Hammer Industries;-)


FTFY
/now it makes sense in the Marvel Universe
 
2013-05-07 02:39:29 PM  
Looked much more like a Lowes than a Home Depot to me.
 
2013-05-07 02:44:12 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.

I think you're think of QT.  He's the one with the foot fetish.


yea JW has a fetish for brutally killing one half of a happy relationship.
 
2013-05-07 02:45:00 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.

I think you're think of QT.  He's the one with the foot fetish.


Uh, no, Whedon is well known for his love of the female foot.  Check out Pepper's outfit in the Avengers (shown at the beginning AND the ending...she's walking around barefoot in a room full of broken glass!!!), Black Widow's shoeless beat-down of the Russians, or if you want to go back to Firefly, the number of times River Tam is barefoot.  Dude is a total fetishist.  NTTAWWT.
 
2013-05-07 02:47:55 PM  

Zombie Eater: so she sleeps with Killian and then he makes a sex tape and broadcasts it in Home Depot.

On what, the self-checkout screens?  I don't know about Shane Black's local HD, but mine doesn't have a TV aisle next to the weedeaters.

/no day laborers either


Yep, once again, rich people are clueless as to the normal goings-on of a store that normal people shop at.
 
2013-05-07 02:55:34 PM  

Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.


Did I miss something?  Do you mean Quinton Tarantino?
 
2013-05-07 02:58:05 PM  

Dr. Whoof: Dwight_Yeast: Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.

I think you're think of QT.  He's the one with the foot fetish.

Uh, no, Whedon is well known for his love of the female foot.  Check out Pepper's outfit in the Avengers (shown at the beginning AND the ending...she's walking around barefoot in a room full of broken glass!!!), Black Widow's shoeless beat-down of the Russians, or if you want to go back to Firefly, the number of times River Tam is barefoot.  Dude is a total fetishist.  NTTAWWT.


A couple characters who happen to not be wearing shoes?  When I think foot fetish, I think that scene in Kill Bill vol. 1 where we get like a 5 minute close-up on Uma Thurman's feet or that bit in From Dusk till Dawn where Salma Hayak is dribbling tequila down her leg into Tarantino's mouth via big toe.
 
2013-05-07 02:58:34 PM  

Shazam999: So Memento guy is farking a bag of antlers?  No wonder he lost his memory.


As much as I don't find that particular bag attractive its still an improvement over Carrie Anne moss
 
2013-05-07 03:12:47 PM  
But wait, the sex tape was going to be between Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) and Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce)? Uh, nevermind

Ya know how I know you're gay? You wanted it to involve Gwyneth Paltrow and RDjr. I'd settle for Gwyneth any day, although in the long run I couldn't handle anyone who spells their name like that. Gwyn... Quite silly.
 
2013-05-07 03:16:52 PM  

wildcardjack: Gwyn... Quite silly.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Totally agrees.
 
2013-05-07 03:18:45 PM  
Sex VIDEO.

There's no goddamned tape involved.

You watch wedding videos, graduation videos, video logs, funny videos on YouTube, proposal videos, prom videos, etc.

But when you put "sex" in there, suddenly the medium becomes "tape."

Fight the stupidity. NO, the word did not change or evolve. People just refuse to let go of an outdated term when "sex" is the preceding word because tabloids keep using it and legitimizing it.

Name ONE digitally recorded video that you've referred to as a "tape" in the past 10 years. Wedding tape? Is anyone saying "come watch our family vacation tapes?" or "check out my funny tape on YouTube!"

NO.

Stop letting tabloid editors shape this piece of language.

/Pedantic rant over.
//You all knew it was coming.
 
2013-05-07 03:19:44 PM  

PizzaJedi81: wildcardjack: Gwyn... Quite silly.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 382x431]

Totally agrees.


GDI, you hit a sore spot. I don't get to see the hottest Welsh woman alive run around in tight pants.
 
2013-05-07 03:20:18 PM  

ZeroCorpse: You all knew it was coming.


Heh.
 
2013-05-07 03:21:19 PM  

palladiate: PizzaJedi81: wildcardjack: Gwyn... Quite silly.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 382x431]

Totally agrees.

GDI, you hit a sore spot. I don't get to see the hottest Welsh woman alive run around in tight pants.



Do you have Netflix? Then you do indeed have that ability.
 
2013-05-07 03:27:05 PM  

ZeroCorpse: //You all knew it was coming.


Of course we did, we have it on tape.
 
2013-05-07 03:31:43 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Sex VIDEO.

There's no goddamned tape involved.

You watch wedding videos, graduation videos, video logs, funny videos on YouTube, proposal videos, prom videos, etc.

But when you put "sex" in there, suddenly the medium becomes "tape."

Fight the stupidity. NO, the word did not change or evolve. People just refuse to let go of an outdated term when "sex" is the preceding word because tabloids keep using it and legitimizing it.

Name ONE digitally recorded video that you've referred to as a "tape" in the past 10 years. Wedding tape? Is anyone saying "come watch our family vacation tapes?" or "check out my funny tape on YouTube!"

NO.

Stop letting tabloid editors shape this piece of language.

/Pedantic rant over.
//You all knew it was coming.


In sports, they never say "video".  They're in the "film room", "breaking down tape".
 
2013-05-07 03:36:36 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Name ONE digitally recorded video that you've referred to as a "tape" in the past 10 years. Wedding tape? Is anyone saying "come watch our family vacation tapes?" or "check out my funny tape on YouTube!"


"The Chelsea - Man U game is on tape delay so I can't watch it until 3:00 this afternoon"
"I have Game of Thrones on my DVR -- yeah, I'd rather just tape it and watch it later."
 
2013-05-07 04:02:25 PM  

thecpt: Shazam999: So Memento guy is farking a bag of antlers?  No wonder he lost his memory.

As much as I don't find that particular bag attractive its still an improvement over Carrie Anne moss


I'd fark both those bags of antlers for at least 45 seconds.

/ I thought CAM looked great in Chocolat.
 
2013-05-07 04:13:40 PM  

Dr. Whoof: Dwight_Yeast: Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.

I think you're think of QT.  He's the one with the foot fetish.

Uh, no, Whedon is well known for his love of the female foot.  Check out Pepper's outfit in the Avengers (shown at the beginning AND the ending...she's walking around barefoot in a room full of broken glass!!!), Black Widow's shoeless beat-down of the Russians, or if you want to go back to Firefly, the number of times River Tam is barefoot.  Dude is a total fetishist.  NTTAWWT.


You do realize why that was done right? Paltrow is much taller than RDJ. For any long shots, she has to be in bare feet or sandals. For close up shots, RDJ has to use lifts...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-07 04:23:00 PM  

moistD: Diogenes: bdub77: CSB:

That picture was taken on my company's campus.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x510]

Oh yeah?  I work for Oracle Hammer Industries;-)

FTFY
/now it makes sense in the Marvel Universe


Sadly it makes sense in my universe as well!

At least we get free tickets and posters to the movies.  Supervillainy has some perks.
 
2013-05-07 04:38:04 PM  

carnifex2005: Dr. Whoof: Dwight_Yeast: Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.

I think you're think of QT.  He's the one with the foot fetish.

Uh, no, Whedon is well known for his love of the female foot.  Check out Pepper's outfit in the Avengers (shown at the beginning AND the ending...she's walking around barefoot in a room full of broken glass!!!), Black Widow's shoeless beat-down of the Russians, or if you want to go back to Firefly, the number of times River Tam is barefoot.  Dude is a total fetishist.  NTTAWWT.

You do realize why that was done right? Paltrow is much taller than RDJ. For any long shots, she has to be in bare feet or sandals. For close up shots, RDJ has to use lifts...

[i.imgur.com image 445x673]


That may be true, but it also seems that Whedon digs feet.  No shame in it, just an observation.
 
2013-05-07 04:48:55 PM  

bdub77: CSB:

That picture was taken on my company's campus.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x510]


Their spawn could not be anything but a modern-day Joffrey or a composite of every aryan looking child bully from the eighties.
 
2013-05-07 05:55:24 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Sex VIDEO.

There's no goddamned tape involved.


You should hear my rant when someone is afraid to use the word 'album' for a collection of musical performances on any form of audio-only media.
 
2013-05-07 08:05:01 PM  

Kyosuke: ZeroCorpse: Sex VIDEO.

There's no goddamned tape involved.

You should hear my rant when someone is afraid to use the word 'album' for a collection of musical performances on any form of audio-only media.


What's your stance on 'record' for same?
 
2013-05-07 08:07:12 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So no Black Widow/ Pepper Pots sex tape?


Why would anyone worry about a sex tape with Tony in it? Tony would only be pissed if you didn't give him top billing.


It was Jennifer Walters, and she was prepared to take him to court over it.
 
2013-05-07 08:22:08 PM  

LucklessWonder: Kyosuke: ZeroCorpse: Sex VIDEO.

There's no goddamned tape involved.

You should hear my rant when someone is afraid to use the word 'album' for a collection of musical performances on any form of audio-only media.

What's your stance on 'record' for same?


Considering both words existed before the invention of a piece of acetate with a spiral groove, yet both perfectly describe a collection of items that could be gathered and presented on such, I'd say my stance is the same.
 
2013-05-07 08:39:42 PM  

Stile4aly: carnifex2005: Dr. Whoof: Dwight_Yeast: Stile4aly: That subplot has been excised and will be featured in The Avengers 2.  Unfortunately, since it's directed by Joss Whedon, it will be entirely about feet.

I think you're think of QT.  He's the one with the foot fetish.

Uh, no, Whedon is well known for his love of the female foot.  Check out Pepper's outfit in the Avengers (shown at the beginning AND the ending...she's walking around barefoot in a room full of broken glass!!!), Black Widow's shoeless beat-down of the Russians, or if you want to go back to Firefly, the number of times River Tam is barefoot.  Dude is a total fetishist.  NTTAWWT.

You do realize why that was done right? Paltrow is much taller than RDJ. For any long shots, she has to be in bare feet or sandals. For close up shots, RDJ has to use lifts...

[i.imgur.com image 445x673]

That may be true, but it also seems that Whedon digs feet.  No shame in it, just an observation.


So your data consists of women he works with have sandals or no shoes some of the time?  You're drawing an entire theory based on that evidence?  Are you sure you're not the one that digs feet?
 
2013-05-07 09:01:41 PM  

Kyosuke: ZeroCorpse: Sex VIDEO.

There's no goddamned tape involved.

You should hear my rant when someone is afraid to use the word 'album' for a collection of musical performances on any form of audio-only media.


Album is Latin for "white" or "blank", and refers originally to large, initially-blank books in which the end user might store whatever sketches, notes, and souvenirs he might like.  The word actually better describes a digital archive or iPod or whatever, where the user puts in whatever he wants, than a vinyl disk with grooves on it.  The word album in the context of vinyl records (well, initially glass records) actually refers to the  covers used to hold the discs, not the discs themselves, as they superficially resembled in size and decoration a format of paper album popular at the time.

//Yay etymology, I guess.
 
2013-05-07 09:44:04 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Sex VIDEO.

There's no goddamned tape involved.

You watch wedding videos, graduation videos, video logs, funny videos on YouTube, proposal videos, prom videos, etc.

But when you put "sex" in there, suddenly the medium becomes "tape."

Fight the stupidity. NO, the word did not change or evolve. People just refuse to let go of an outdated term when "sex" is the preceding word because tabloids keep using it and legitimizing it.

Name ONE digitally recorded video that you've referred to as a "tape" in the past 10 years. Wedding tape? Is anyone saying "come watch our family vacation tapes?" or "check out my funny tape on YouTube!"

NO.

Stop letting tabloid editors shape this piece of language.

/Pedantic rant over.
//You all knew it was coming.


I have the same reaction whenever someone says they "filmed" something on their camera, phone etc.... Uh... There's no "film" there dumbass!!! So you didn't "film" it!!! And no, unless you're using 8mm/16mm/35mm FILM,  YOU DON'T MAKE FILMS!!! You make videos.
 
2013-05-07 10:49:08 PM  

Beer Drinking Masturbator: ZeroCorpse: Sex VIDEO.

There's no goddamned tape involved.

You watch wedding videos, graduation videos, video logs, funny videos on YouTube, proposal videos, prom videos, etc.

But when you put "sex" in there, suddenly the medium becomes "tape."

Fight the stupidity. NO, the word did not change or evolve. People just refuse to let go of an outdated term when "sex" is the preceding word because tabloids keep using it and legitimizing it.

Name ONE digitally recorded video that you've referred to as a "tape" in the past 10 years. Wedding tape? Is anyone saying "come watch our family vacation tapes?" or "check out my funny tape on YouTube!"

NO.

Stop letting tabloid editors shape this piece of language.

/Pedantic rant over.
//You all knew it was coming.

I have the same reaction whenever someone says they "filmed" something on their camera, phone etc.... Uh... There's no "film" there dumbass!!! So you didn't "film" it!!! And no, unless you're using 8mm/16mm/35mm FILM,  YOU DON'T MAKE FILMS!!! You make videos.


I have the same reaction whenever someone says they"re putting something on their dashboard. What? You're riding around in a horse and carriage and need to keep the mud off you? And don't get me started on "glovebox." In fact do, dial me and we'll talk.
 
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