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(Boing Boing)   If you ever wanted to feel like a French king, today is your lucky day   (boingboing.net) divider line 22
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2013-05-07 12:13:31 PM
Is someone going to give me a really bad case of syphilis?
 
2013-05-07 01:55:30 PM
Prima Nocta?  I'm all for that.

DNRTFA
 
2013-05-07 02:06:11 PM
Your majesty! The peasants are revolting!

You said it! They stink on ice!
 
2013-05-07 02:06:29 PM
+1 Subby. My head rolls with laughter.
 
2013-05-07 02:06:59 PM
I'm really excited about the Rift.
Oh..um....not because of the whole decapitation thing.
 
2013-05-07 02:08:10 PM
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

Choke on a bag of horse cocks, Corky.
 
2013-05-07 02:15:08 PM
If I don't get a Piss Boy, then I'm not going to be king. Sorry. Deal breaker.
 
2013-05-07 02:22:59 PM

AspectRatio: I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

Choke on a bag of horse cocks, Corky.


FTF"A":  ...who clearly enjoy making people feel like they're had their heads lopped off just a little too much.

Apparently, not well written books.
 
2013-05-07 02:24:43 PM

Summercat: +1 Subby. My head rolls with laughter.


That gets you funnied!
 
2013-05-07 02:34:08 PM
For the sequel, you get to be put up against the wall for a firing squad!
 
2013-05-07 02:38:46 PM

Antimatter: For the sequel, you get to be put up against the wall for a firing squad!


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 02:42:05 PM
It's good to be the King!
 
2013-05-07 02:42:16 PM
www.aidthoughts.org
 
2013-05-07 02:43:38 PM
www.aidthoughts.org
 
2013-05-07 02:44:21 PM

Nurglitch: [www.aidthoughts.org image 425x182]


Cybernetic: [www.aidthoughts.org image 425x182]


Dammit!!

/Shakes tiny fist at Nurglitch
 
2013-05-07 03:00:42 PM

TommyJReed: Prima Nocta?  I'm all for that.

DNRTFA


According to Stephen Fry that only happened Across the Border and was public knowledge spread to ensure that the grass didn't look quite as green on that side.
 
2013-05-07 03:08:58 PM

Stone Meadow: Summercat: +1 Subby. My head rolls with laughter.

That gets you funnied!


And a grin before the brain actually dies.
 
2013-05-07 04:53:33 PM
"I died."

I laughed waaaaay too hard at that.
 
2013-05-07 05:16:15 PM
www.blastr.com
 
2013-05-07 07:58:34 PM
www.aidthoughts.org
Has anyone posted this yet?
/It's good to be the king.
//Except for the decapitation part.
 
2013-05-08 04:54:25 AM

Pope George Ringo: [www.aidthoughts.org image 425x182]
Has anyone posted this yet?
/It's good to be the king.
//Except for the decapitation part.


I've just realised, the lady getting molested is Cleo Rocos.
 
2013-05-09 01:55:12 AM
It's versatile -- it works if you want to feel like an English Queen as well! (Two of them, in fact)

/or a king's secretary, chancellor, groom of the privy chamber, musician, brother-in-law, sister-in-law, etc.
 
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