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(Opposing Views)   "A pencil is a weapon when it is pointed at someone in a threatening way and gun noises are made"   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, simulations, gun noises, weapons, Driver Elementary, guns  
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6276 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 May 2013 at 10:58 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-07 04:03:08 PM  
A dildo is a magic wand when it is waved at something in a fabulous way and tinker bell noises are made
/and if it lights up
//and is covered in glitter
2013-05-07 04:44:55 PM  
The only way to deal with these zero tolerance quislings is to treat them like the dumb animals they are.  Look them square in they eye and say, "NO!"  Whatever administration-speak they try to hand you, just keep saying, "NO!" you would a dog that just pooped on the rug.  If there is a newspaper handy, swat them on the nose with it.

"Sir, we are suspending your son for holding a pencil and making 'pew pew pew' noises."  NO!

"A pencil is a weapon when it is pointed at someone in a threatening way and gun noises are made."   NO!

If they are going to act like dumb animals, then treat them like dumb animals.
2013-05-07 04:52:44 PM  
Don't they have to be GOOD gun sounds? I mean.. is "pew pew" acceptable?  What if it's a ray gun "ZAP!" or an acid spitting "PSHH!"?

If he said "Boom!" It could be a bomb threat too; a long thin pipe bomb.   I'm guessing that Fozzy the Bear noises would have to be acceptable, "Wacka Wacka"

What about if he did the Gran Turino thing, and just made a gun-shape using his fingers and pretended to fire it?  Clint Eastwood did it without sound.. I wonder if it would have been PG if he'd not done that at all, or NC 17 if he'd actually "pew pew'd?"

What if they emulated a machine gun noise... is that worse?  Assault rifle

/Finger banging FTW
2013-05-07 06:39:31 PM
2013-05-07 07:52:46 PM  

This dumb biatch needs a couple of #2's in each eye....
2013-05-07 07:58:34 PM  
Gitmo for them. that's what these kids deserve. That is the Webster's definition of a terroristical act.
2013-05-07 10:52:16 PM  

Itstoearly: Pocket Ninja: After being given the opportunity to experience the breadth, depth, and quality of "Opposing Views" as near-daily links on Fark for the past couple of months, I'd just like to say that my honest opinion is that the entire site, its writers, its concept, and its execution are wholly without merit, quality, interest, value, or worth, and that if everyone responsible for creating, writing for, producing, editing, linking, and otherwise causing it to continue its existence were to stop tomorrow and never again think of doing anything remotely like it, absolutely nothing of value would be lost.

You sure get nervous and anxious outside your echo chambers, don't you?

You must be new here....
2013-05-07 11:46:05 PM  

KawhostaYucwy: FTFA: Kids don't think about 'Cowboys and Indians' anymore, they think about drive-by shootings and murders and everything they see on television news every day."

Anyone here remember watching the news when they were seven?

I remember watching Scooby Doo, The Biskitts, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Donky Kong. By the time the news was on I was in bed.
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