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(NJ.com)   Newark nun crashes car into crowd outside her church, injuring two and leading to calls for more nun control   (nj.com) divider line 37
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2013-05-07 10:53:58 AM
i.neoseeker.com
/hot like a nun with a gun
 
2013-05-07 10:54:20 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-07 10:54:58 AM
Force of Habit.
 
2013-05-07 10:55:19 AM
Sister Christian, the time has come. Press the gas, what are you waiting for? Those pompous asses don't need to laugh no more at you. It's true.
 
2013-05-07 10:55:33 AM
Ban assault bibles.
 
2013-05-07 10:58:00 AM
+1 for the headline.

//I  chuckled.
 
2013-05-07 10:58:32 AM
She will be charged, tried and set free.

static.neatoshop.com
 
2013-05-07 10:59:23 AM
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-05-07 10:59:29 AM
Nuns don't kill people. People kill people.
 
2013-05-07 10:59:30 AM
Newark nun crashes car flies into crowd outside her church, injuring two and leading to calls for more nun control
 
2013-05-07 11:00:20 AM
Cue the nun nuts saying more nuns will solve everything.

/nun grabber
 
2013-05-07 11:00:26 AM
Ow, you fat penguin!
 
2013-05-07 11:01:12 AM
Great job subby. My first laugh of a rainy, crappy day.
 
2013-05-07 11:01:53 AM
currently on Netflix...

isaacspictureconclusions.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-07 11:03:14 AM
Golf clap, Smitty
 
2013-05-07 11:04:56 AM
You would think with NJ having some decent nun control laws they wouldn't be running around flagrantly misusing their nuns in such a manner.  I demand that Congress have some serious nun control debates to rectify this.  This has to stop.
 
2013-05-07 11:05:26 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Cue the nun nuts saying more nuns will solve everything.

/nun grabber


I'm waiting for all the young girls being signed up for lifetime membership in the Nun Religious Association.
 
2013-05-07 11:05:48 AM
Habit Blindspot or Burqua Vision as it is known in the middle east makes for more Nuns Riding Buses and Saudi women just not driving.

f0.pepst.com
 
2013-05-07 11:14:19 AM
If you outlaw nuns, only outlaws will have nuns.
 
2013-05-07 11:29:56 AM
I have every right to Bear... Hug Nuns. I really hope this doesn't start another political fundraising tour and townhall meetings for the next year for Nun Control!
 
2013-05-07 11:35:33 AM
surveillance video of the crash....
 
2013-05-07 11:43:22 AM
My guesses: Her rosary got tangled in the steering wheel.

-or-

She thought she saw the reincarnation of Chris Fuhrman.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-05-07 11:44:57 AM
Nun control means gripping with both hands.
 
2013-05-07 12:00:53 PM
Witnesses described the scene as "black and white and red all over".
 
2013-05-07 12:08:30 PM
We just need to enforce the nun laws we already have!
 
2013-05-07 12:10:48 PM
                                                      i812.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-07 12:30:17 PM
This is why most nuns hire professional drivers
www.imperialclub.com


MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ow, you fat penguin!

came for this, thank you sir
 
2013-05-07 12:34:25 PM
media.officialplaystationmagazine.co.uk

Everyone posting sexy pics of nuns is getting to be a bad habit.
 
2013-05-07 12:50:14 PM

bikerbob59: If you outlaw nuns, only outlaws will have nuns.


Came here for this one, leaving satisfied.

/Actually it's, "If nuns are outlawed, only outlaws will have nuns"
//OCD FTW
 
2013-05-07 01:14:54 PM

durbnpoisn: +1 for the headline.

//I  chuckled.


Seconded
 
2013-05-07 01:26:57 PM

musicmanboston: currently on Netflix...

[isaacspictureconclusions.files.wordpress.com image 563x720]


Saw this show up yesterday too.  Question, how much boobage is shown?  It better be chock full if I am going to hit play.
 
2013-05-07 02:31:24 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
What's all this I hear about nun control!?
 
2013-05-07 03:34:37 PM
I had a whole bunch of comments deleted by NJ.com just as fast as I could put them up.  The first one was simply "I'll say one thing, this god fella sure works in mysterious ways". So much for free speech.
 
2013-05-07 06:15:30 PM

Rhames: musicmanboston: currently on Netflix...

[isaacspictureconclusions.files.wordpress.com image 563x720]

Saw this show up yesterday too.  Question, how much boobage is shown?  It better be chock full if I am going to hit play.


haven't watched it myself yet. maybe one night when I've watched everything else they have....
 
2013-05-07 11:20:42 PM
CSB: Years ago (early 90s) my brother's car was reverse t-boned by a car driven by a nun. They moved out of the way of other traffic and he phoned the insurance company to let them know. The guy he got on the phone wouldn't believe him. My brother had to put the nun on the phone before the guy finally agreed to send someone.
 
2013-05-07 11:22:29 PM

AgentKGB: CSB: Years ago (early 90s) my brother's car was reverse t-boned by a car driven by a nun. They moved out of the way of other traffic and he phoned the insurance company to let them know. The guy he got on the phone wouldn't believe him. My brother had to put the nun on the phone before the guy finally agreed to send someone.


Is your brother a blind cyclops?
 
2013-05-08 11:04:18 AM

LibertyHiller: My guesses: Her rosary got tangled in the steering wheel.

-or-

She thought she saw the reincarnation of Chris Fuhrman.


Did I achieve the unpossible and come up with something too obscure for FARK? Say it ain't so...
 
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