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(The Smoking Gun)   Suspect in fender bender was riding around with best to-do list ever. It included both Pepsi and coke   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 33
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2013-05-07 10:58:48 AM
Chicken BreastGerman Potato saladPepsiXanexCocaineget highmuscle relaxers Hell, a gal could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all of that......

/was thinking she was ambien driving before I read the list
//now I just think she was just f*cked up out of her goard
 
2013-05-07 11:17:27 AM
My kind of woman.
 
2013-05-07 11:25:11 AM
mojoimage.com


"Got lots of things to do, gotta keep moving..."
 
2013-05-07 11:57:06 AM
Looks like the list wasn't made in any sort of chronological order.
 
2013-05-07 11:57:55 AM
Here's an example of the worst to-do list to be on...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-07 11:58:48 AM
Sounds hot!!!
 
2013-05-07 11:59:27 AM
That is the township I work in!

She looks pretty cute...

/getting a kick

/am I doing it right?
 
2013-05-07 11:59:37 AM
If she is intoxicated how can she agree to a blood draw?
 
2013-05-07 12:00:41 PM
Pepsi? I would've gone with Maker's Mark myself.
 
2013-05-07 12:02:40 PM
It's weird that an addict would have to write a list of the drugs/booze to get. They usually never forget that part of the day. Food on the other hand easliy gets forgotten once you're on your magic carpet ride.....but bring her to my chambers anyway.
 
2013-05-07 12:03:14 PM
This is precisely why I hate to go grocery shopping. I never know what aisle that stuff is on and the self check-out confuses me.
 
2013-05-07 12:03:35 PM
Id rear end her and I aint even 76 years old
 
2013-05-07 12:05:53 PM
Cute, likes to party, brings her own supplies... I'm not seeing the problem here.
 
2013-05-07 12:06:27 PM
SmellsLikePoo:
/am I doing it right?

No, you're wasting time.  You should be bringing her the Xanex.
 
2013-05-07 12:09:27 PM

gopher321: [mojoimage.com image 622x371]


"Got lots of things to do, gotta keep moving..."


That's exactly what I thought of when reading the headline!
 
2013-05-07 12:10:07 PM
My list:
- Wake
- Coffee
- Get dressed
- Go to work
- Fark
- Fark
- Fark
- Fark
- Fix things users broke
- Fark
- Fark
- Check backups
- Fark
- Fark
- Fark
- Leave work, go home
- Fark
- Foobies
- Fap
- Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
- Beer
- Go to bed

Rinse. Repeat.
 
2013-05-07 12:11:28 PM
Easiest Pepsi Challenge ever.
 
2013-05-07 12:22:06 PM

unchellmatt: My list:
- Wake
- Coffee
- Get dressed
- Go to work
- Fark
- Fark
- Fark
- Fark
- Fix things users broke
- Fark
- Fark
- Check backups
- Fark
- Fark
- Fark
- Leave work, go home
- Fark
- Foobies
- Fap
- Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
- Beer
- Go to bed

Rinse. Repeat.


Be careful, that is two faps too many ..... you don't want to go blind.
 
2013-05-07 12:32:04 PM

gizmokid18: unchellmatt: My list:
- Wake
- Coffee
- Get dressed
- Go to work
- Fark
- Fark
- Fark
- Fark
- Fix things users broke
- Fark
- Fark
- Check backups
- Fark
- Fark
- Fark
- Leave work, go home
- Fark
- Foobies
- Fap
- Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
- Beer
- Go to bed

Rinse. Repeat.

Be careful, that is two faps too many ..... you don't want to go blind.


Or blister.
 
2013-05-07 12:52:15 PM

SmellsLikePoo: That is the township I work in!

She looks pretty cute...

/getting a kick

/am I doing it right?


I used to live there, so I think you're doing it right.

Yea, she's pretty cute.
 
2013-05-07 12:56:20 PM
Now that's my kind of gal. One that makes potato salad without mayonnaise!
 
2013-05-07 01:04:24 PM
Props for the Laverne and Shirley reference.
 
2013-05-07 01:08:00 PM
Hey, German potato salad is pretty good.
 
2013-05-07 01:20:23 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Or blister.


There's a pill I take once a day to prevent that.
 
2013-05-07 01:31:08 PM
What store has all those items available? Damn now I am hungry.
 
2013-05-07 02:16:33 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Could try here, but not sure if it is still open. Could be modern day Brooklyn or 1800s everywhere
 
2013-05-07 02:27:08 PM
Must've been a newbie.  It doesn't take too long to realize you never have to write that shiat down.
 
2013-05-07 02:44:05 PM
No FB profile yet?
 
2013-05-07 03:54:49 PM
Pepsi, the gateway drug.

Or was it the German Potato salad that really set her off down the road to perdition..?

Better ban it just to be safe.
 
2013-05-07 04:29:30 PM

Langdon Alger: It's weird that an addict would have to write a list of the drugs/booze to get. They usually never forget that part of the day. Food on the other hand easliy gets forgotten once you're on your magic carpet ride.....but bring her to my chambers anyway.


Once you get locked into a good drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as posible.

/You'd hate to forget the ether
 
2013-05-07 04:48:33 PM

blatz514: Here's an example of the worst to-do list to be on...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x272]


holy shiat, i never notice Perry Blake on that list. i almost thought my name was on there.
 
2013-05-07 05:38:42 PM
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Sure, cute now but she's a walking freezer unit on Xantax.
 
2013-05-07 06:33:15 PM

MOGGEE: [i.cdn.turner.com image 250x325]    [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 274x184]

Sure, cute now but she's a walking freezer unit on Xantax.


Damn. Nice find MOGGEE
 
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