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(   Obama: "Assad's days are numbered...uhhh....I am thinking of a number that is greater than 600 but less than 60,000"   ( ) divider line 24
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2013-05-07 11:05:57 AM  
9 votes:
I set my alarm-clock to repeat "Andrew Breitbart is dead" so I always wake up to good news.
2013-05-07 11:44:56 AM  
4 votes:

bdub77: Maybe the best option is using Israel as a proxy.

Syria: We will counterattack any offensive moves by the UN or United States in our borders!
2013-05-07 11:09:24 AM  
4 votes:

stevenboof: I believe yesterday's thought was to kill everybody.
2013-05-07 11:43:03 AM  
3 votes:
2013-05-07 11:07:29 AM  
3 votes:
Obama's so soft. I'll bet all he does is drone on about the problem.
2013-05-07 11:13:08 AM  
2 votes:
Why do I always make the mistake of reading the comments whenever a Breitbart post makes its way onto Fark?  I swear to god, that place just ties brain cells down and slowly strangles them to the tune of Barney and Friends...
2013-05-07 12:30:54 PM  
1 vote:
It Tuesday.  So is Obama a warmongering tyrant who would send drones inside America's borders or an appeaser who apologizes to everyone?  Which talking point are they going with today.
2013-05-07 11:57:06 AM  
1 vote:

I_C_Weener: You know what?  Arab springs are messy.  Can we have a Caucasian Spring...maybe Germanic people's Spring.  Those are clean and simple.  Flowers and stuff.

Irish already own the rights
2013-05-07 11:50:47 AM  
1 vote:

Epoch_Zero: [ image 680x510]
I haz assad
2013-05-07 11:44:23 AM  
1 vote:

Infernalist: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Infernalist: We're not going into Syria unless we get the entire region behind us in doing it.

It'll be a carbon copy of how we dealt with Libya. Or it won't happen at all.

You mean the action that destabilized the region, left a fragmented country, and raised support for Islamic extremism that's now being used to justify bombings in other North African countries? That dealing with Libya?

I'm so glad we're going to get a repeat of that.

So am I.  It was cheap, no Americans died, we were in and out in weeks and the Libyan people love us for it.

I can't wait to do it again.

The 'best' part?  The GOP has to sit there and simmer in their hatred of a Democratic President that knows how to wage war better than they can.

In fairness a monkey with his dick stuck in an electrical socket would have more ability in this regard than the GOP.
2013-05-07 11:30:09 AM  
1 vote:

LasersHurt: What facts? It's obviously a bad idea to get militarily involved. It's obvious that this situation is different than other situations in near history.

Obvious, my dear lad?  I must respectfully disagree.

This sort of conflict is just the opportunity to expand our imperial holdings and secure access to precious petrofuel.
2013-05-07 11:25:33 AM  
1 vote:
Also I'm sure conservatives will be for it before they are against it.  Just like in Libya.
2013-05-07 11:24:07 AM  
1 vote:

That is the number of days Andrew Breitbart has been dead.
2013-05-07 11:21:46 AM  
1 vote:

GoldSpider: Why, again, do we care about any of this?

It makes an easy launching point against the administration.

I mean, if you don't actually think about it at all.
2013-05-07 11:21:26 AM  
1 vote:
I don't get why we can't just say what everyone wants to hear and then DO what needs to be done. It's not like our government doesn't do it already to a degree, but I wish our president and officials would talk about peace and truce and getting along and forgiving, turning the other cheek.

Like this: The United States has no right to interfere with the sovereignty of any country. We will let the United Nations deal with it. Also, we cannot coerce people to adopt our economic model etc, etc.

Meanwhile, accidents happen. Or rebels kill somebody. just deny everything, even if there's video proof. Just claim it's propaganda by terrorists.

No threats, just pleasantries in public. Then kill whoever needs killing.

I realize it is not galant to be two-faced but sometimes you need to do it.
2013-05-07 11:15:28 AM  
1 vote:

LouDobbsAwaaaay: I set my alarm-clock to repeat "Andrew Breitbart is dead" so I always wake up to good news.

You must lead a truly fascinating life after that alarm goes off.
2013-05-07 11:10:01 AM  
1 vote:

Thunderpipes: Obama should hang out with Kim Sung Dum or whatever the heck Best Korea's guy is.

Your foreign policy opinions are very informed.
2013-05-07 11:08:33 AM  
1 vote:
Well, in Republicanland, "6 days; 6 weeks" means "close to 9 full years", so Obama's still got 7+ years to stay this particular course.
2013-05-07 11:07:59 AM  
1 vote:
Think we need to go into Syria?  Grab a rifle, strap on a parachute and go.  Or else STFU.
2013-05-07 11:03:57 AM  
1 vote:
I guess in a sense all of our days are numbered.  Unless you're an immortal.  But even then, there can be only one.
2013-05-07 11:03:51 AM  
1 vote:
The right wing nutters still stop short of saying what we should actually do in Syria, they just know one thing for sure their top priority, they want to make fartbongo look bad.
2013-05-07 11:02:34 AM  
1 vote:
Brietbart is certainly a "news" source worthy of Fark
2013-05-07 11:01:35 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe we should just butt out and let this thing play itself out.
2013-05-07 11:00:29 AM  
1 vote:
Assad still has what? 10 maybe 13 UN resolutions before the strongly worded letter?
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