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(WTVR)   In Sweden you can't name your baby Brfxxccxxmnpcccc lllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 but Winøttreiahøliday still acceptable   (wtvr.com) divider line 58
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2013-05-07 01:18:45 PM
To name your child *the dial-up modem sound* is too 1990's.  Name the kid after *the quantum internet connection sound* and you'd be just fine.
 
2013-05-07 02:11:56 PM
Um. Sweden does not have the letter "ø"
They use "ö", which has (near?) identical pronunciation
 
2013-05-07 02:28:17 PM

mgary: I wonder if they've banned little Bobby Tables' name.


Came here for this.
 
2013-05-07 02:39:05 PM

ciberido: moothemagiccow: crzybtch: My ignorant redneck brother and his biatch wife were going to name my nephew Butch and they didn't want input from anyone, because it was their kid, yada, yada.

I stopped them by explaining what Butch means in the gay community.

They named him Michael instead.

I don't understand the Butch thing. If you're not into guys, why do you want your girlfriend to look just like one?


Because (A) What a lesbian finds attractive in another lesbian isn't necessarily what a heterosexual guy finds attractive in a heterosexual woman, (B) different lesbians find different things attractive, and (C) "looking like a guy" is often what happens when a woman doesn't go out of her way to "look like a woman" (i.e., fit your preconceived notion of what a woman should look like).  It's also (D) a much less time-consuming and work-intensive look to pull off.

One of the best parts about being a lesbian is not having to give a crap what men (or heterosexual women) think we should look or act like.


Way to dodge the question, huh?

So they're both not putting any effort in while simultaneously catering to the tastes of specific women? I suppose all those wifebeaters and jeans just appear in their closets.
 
2013-05-07 02:49:49 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Winøttreiahøliday

Wiener holiday? So like, a penis party?


Sausagefest! I can't believe it took half an hour for anybody to spot that.
 
2013-05-07 03:11:34 PM

moothemagiccow: ciberido: moothemagiccow: crzybtch: My ignorant redneck brother and his biatch wife were going to name my nephew Butch and they didn't want input from anyone, because it was their kid, yada, yada.

I stopped them by explaining what Butch means in the gay community.

They named him Michael instead.

I don't understand the Butch thing. If you're not into guys, why do you want your girlfriend to look just like one?


Because (A) What a lesbian finds attractive in another lesbian isn't necessarily what a heterosexual guy finds attractive in a heterosexual woman, (B) different lesbians find different things attractive, and (C) "looking like a guy" is often what happens when a woman doesn't go out of her way to "look like a woman" (i.e., fit your preconceived notion of what a woman should look like).  It's also (D) a much less time-consuming and work-intensive look to pull off.

One of the best parts about being a lesbian is not having to give a crap what men (or heterosexual women) think we should look or act like.

Way to dodge the question, huh?



See, once again, what you fail to understand is, it isn't my job to please you.

Your real question was basically "Why don't butch lesbians try harder to look like what -I- want?" and the real answer to both of your posts is, we simply don't care what you want.
 
2013-05-07 03:17:45 PM

kitsuneymg: Um. Sweden does not have the letter "ø"
They use "ö", which has (near?) identical pronunciation


You're the second person to miss it, so again: it's a reference to the opening credits of Monty Python's Holy Grain, from whence comes the  "Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?" and "A Møøse once bit my sister."
 
2013-05-07 03:37:38 PM

ciberido: moothemagiccow: ciberido: moothemagiccow: crzybtch: My ignorant redneck brother and his biatch wife were going to name my nephew Butch and they didn't want input from anyone, because it was their kid, yada, yada.

I stopped them by explaining what Butch means in the gay community.

They named him Michael instead.

I don't understand the Butch thing. If you're not into guys, why do you want your girlfriend to look just like one?


Because (A) What a lesbian finds attractive in another lesbian isn't necessarily what a heterosexual guy finds attractive in a heterosexual woman, (B) different lesbians find different things attractive, and (C) "looking like a guy" is often what happens when a woman doesn't go out of her way to "look like a woman" (i.e., fit your preconceived notion of what a woman should look like).  It's also (D) a much less time-consuming and work-intensive look to pull off.

One of the best parts about being a lesbian is not having to give a crap what men (or heterosexual women) think we should look or act like.

Way to dodge the question, huh?


See, once again, what you fail to understand is, it isn't my job to please you.

Your real question was basically "Why don't butch lesbians try harder to look like what -I- want?" and the real answer to both of your posts is, we simply don't care what you want.


Ah yes, my real question. Nice telepathy work, victim. I am constantly aggrieved by all the lesbians that I can't fark. I'm not curious at all about how other people live.

Thank you for providing me with a template to follow in my life, so I can be like all the cartoons in your mind that make the world easier for you to understand. Everyone but you and your friends is the exact same, they think the exact same way, and they will never understand you, because you're so special and important.
 
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