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2013-05-07 11:03:13 AM  
The last time I accidentally bought something, it bit me on the hand and stole my wallet.

I'm never going back to Vietnam after that kind of thing.
 
2013-05-07 11:10:19 AM  
Bullcrap. Fark statisticians told me the odds are too high to win the lottery.
 
2013-05-07 11:21:03 AM  
Anti-immigrant derp rant in 3,2,1...
 
2013-05-07 11:24:24 AM  
the whole thing?
 
2013-05-07 11:25:56 AM  
Thuan Le Nguyen Lottery.
 
2013-05-07 11:28:51 AM  
I read the headline as "Sometimes accidentally burying something pays off" and immediately thought some gangsta or Mafioso somehow got lucky.....and then I thought "if the gangsta or Mafioso got lucky then why are we reading about it?".......and then I read the article and thought "I need to stop thinking so much."
 
2013-05-07 11:38:33 AM  
Years ago you had to lose the lottery to go to Vietnam.
 
2013-05-07 11:42:05 AM  

beezeltown: Anti-immigrant derp rant in 3,2,1...


0.....Bet it was bought with tax dollars
Oh Viet Nam, not Mexico? It was bought with love.
 
2013-05-07 11:44:52 AM  

jayessell: Years ago you had to lose the lottery to go to Vietnam.


Brilliant.
 
2013-05-07 12:07:49 PM  

Mr. Cat Poop: Bullcrap. Fark statisticians told me the odds are too high to win the lottery.


Someone will win the lottery, but most people aren't interested in someone winning the lottery, they are interested if they themselves will win the lottery. Saying that if you as a single person would sit around rolling a 41 million sided dice once a week and paying a dollar or two are basically never going to roll a "1" on it is entirely reasonable.  When millions of people roll that same dice every week.every now and then someone will luck out, sure, but overall 99.99%+ of people that play a lottery are going to lose.
 
2013-05-07 01:13:13 PM  

xria: Mr. Cat Poop: Bullcrap. Fark statisticians told me the odds are too high to win the lottery.

Someone will win the lottery, but most people aren't interested in someone winning the lottery, they are interested if they themselves will win the lottery. Saying that if you as a single person would sit around rolling a 41 million sided dice once a week and paying a dollar or two are basically never going to roll a "1" on it is entirely reasonable.  When millions of people roll that same dice every week.every now and then someone will luck out, sure, but overall 99.99%+ of people that play a lottery are going to lose.


Die.
 
2013-05-07 01:46:05 PM  
The odds against me winning are infinite:1 since I don't play.  The ONLY time I ever play is in the lotto pool at work and the only reason I do that is what if they actually hit.  I'd hate to be the one standing all there watching all my co-workers walking out the door and I have to actually work for the rest of my miserable existance
 
2013-05-07 02:43:25 PM  

The Snow Dog: xria: Mr. Cat Poop: Bullcrap. Fark statisticians told me the odds are too high to win the lottery.

Someone will win the lottery, but most people aren't interested in someone winning the lottery, they are interested if they themselves will win the lottery. Saying that if you as a single person would sit around rolling a 41 million sided dice once a week and paying a dollar or two are basically never going to roll a "1" on it is entirely reasonable.  When millions of people roll that same dice every week.every now and then someone will luck out, sure, but overall 99.99%+ of people that play a lottery are going to lose.

Die.


Dices
/pet peave
 
2013-05-07 04:38:32 PM  

studs up: The Snow Dog: xria: Mr. Cat Poop: Bullcrap. Fark statisticians told me the odds are too high to win the lottery.

Someone will win the lottery, but most people aren't interested in someone winning the lottery, they are interested if they themselves will win the lottery. Saying that if you as a single person would sit around rolling a 41 million sided dice once a week and paying a dollar or two are basically never going to roll a "1" on it is entirely reasonable.  When millions of people roll that same dice every week.every now and then someone will luck out, sure, but overall 99.99%+ of people that play a lottery are going to lose.

Die.

Dices
/pet peave


http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the_die_is_cast

Die is singular of dice. That seems to be lost on you and your lack of intellect.

You also misspelled peave. It's PEEVE. Did you learn something? I sure hope so. If you decide on correcting someone else, make sure you aren't mistaken yourself.
 
2013-05-07 05:37:34 PM  
"It was-no doubt-the smartest mistake she ever made. "

Article Writer Alanis Morisette
 
2013-05-07 07:12:39 PM  

viscountalpha: studs up: The Snow Dog: xria: Mr. Cat Poop: Bullcrap. Fark statisticians told me the odds are too high to win the lottery.

Someone will win the lottery, but most people aren't interested in someone winning the lottery, they are interested if they themselves will win the lottery. Saying that if you as a single person would sit around rolling a 41 million sided dice once a week and paying a dollar or two are basically never going to roll a "1" on it is entirely reasonable.  When millions of people roll that same dice every week.every now and then someone will luck out, sure, but overall 99.99%+ of people that play a lottery are going to lose.

Die.

Dices
/pet peave

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the_die_is_cast

Die is singular of dice. That seems to be lost on you and your lack of intellect.

You also misspelled peave. It's PEEVE. Did you learn something? I sure hope so. If you decide on correcting someone else, make sure you aren't mistaken yourself.


*golf clap
 
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