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2013-05-07 10:17:49 AM
Who? And also, so?
 
2013-05-07 10:20:57 AM
Nope.
Of course I haven't seen that show so I have no idea who  Jaime Lannister is.
 
2013-05-07 10:21:26 AM
io9.com should be rename videonotfound.com
 
2013-05-07 10:25:42 AM
Someone looked up some guy from Game of Thrones on IMDB, saw he was once in a pilot for a crappy sci-fi show, then wrote a paragraph pretending to geek out about it. Apparently they get paid to do this.
 
2013-05-07 10:25:47 AM
Look at that jaw! I bet he smells like Drakkar.
 
2013-05-07 10:26:56 AM
actors in popular tv shows did not emerge from the soil wearing their character's costume six months ago
next
 
2013-05-07 10:29:09 AM

Mad_Radhu: Look at that jaw! I bet he smells like Drakkar.


cdn2.hark.com
 
2013-05-07 10:40:43 AM
The things I do for space.
 
2013-05-07 10:54:35 AM
Journeyman
 
2013-05-07 10:55:33 AM
The one time when Tyrion Lannister was Liz Lemon's boyfriend

The one time when Ned Stark was a captain in Gondor

The one time when Littlefinger kidnapped John Cena's wife

The one time when Tywin Lannister was a doctor in a space prison

That other time when Tywin Lannister was a Bond villain's henchman

The one time when Sandor Clegane worked at a supermarket and said "Yarp"
 
2013-05-07 10:57:20 AM
No way, Littlefinger will always be Tom Carcetti
 
2013-05-07 10:59:01 AM

Hoboclown: The one time when Tyrion Lannister was Liz Lemon's boyfriend

The one time when Ned Stark was a captain in Gondor

The one time when Littlefinger kidnapped John Cena's wife

The one time when Tywin Lannister was a doctor in a space prison

That other time when Tywin Lannister was a Bond villain's henchman

The one time when Sandor Clegane worked at a supermarket and said "Yarp"


The one time when Cersei tried to kill Judge Dread
 
2013-05-07 10:59:43 AM

moothemagiccow: No way, Littlefinger will always be Tom Carcetti


I really should get around to watching The Wire one of these days
 
2013-05-07 11:02:18 AM
It must have been awkward whenever he called for all hands on deck.
 
2013-05-07 11:02:57 AM

Hoboclown: The one time when Sandor Clegane worked at a supermarket and said "Yarp"


That time was awesome.
 
2013-05-07 11:05:34 AM
d1h1icg9nkzvny.cloudfront.net

That time he was an imortal cop.

/good show
//wish it had laster
 
2013-05-07 11:05:57 AM
Those embarrassing two seasons when Cersei thought she was Sarah Connor....
 
2013-05-07 11:09:45 AM

dallylamma: That time he was an imortal cop.

/good show
//wish it had laster


Agreed. I miss Highlander, P.I.
 
2013-05-07 11:17:59 AM
Fox, greatest network ever.

I know Fox gets a lot of hate for cancelling Firefly, Doll House, Greg The Bunny, The Tick, etc... but they took and take chances on SciFi and apparently for every Fringe you must have a dozen or more that don't make it past 12-14 episodes.
 
2013-05-07 11:19:12 AM

dallylamma: [d1h1icg9nkzvny.cloudfront.net image 640x370]

That time he was an imortal cop.

/good show
//wish it had laster


Meh, he was boring the supporting cast was more interesting.

I wish Journeyman had made the cut, I thought that one was a lot more interesting.
 
2013-05-07 11:22:15 AM

moothemagiccow: No way, Littlefinger will always be Tom Carcetti


Always thought he looked familiar, thanks for placing that for me. Never put it together that TV's Lord Baelish was also Baltimore's least corrupt TV mayor.

Also I'm thinking some of this GoT's OCness is getting played out but at least this was related to work a principal cast member did and not some minor lord who shows up for 10 pages in the books and is on screen for like two scenes on the show.
 
2013-05-07 11:22:59 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Journeyman


Seriously?
 
2013-05-07 11:24:56 AM

dennerman: Hoboclown: The one time when Tyrion Lannister was Liz Lemon's boyfriend

The one time when Ned Stark was a captain in Gondor

The one time when Littlefinger kidnapped John Cena's wife

The one time when Tywin Lannister was a doctor in a space prison

That other time when Tywin Lannister was a Bond villain's henchman

The one time when Sandor Clegane worked at a supermarket and said "Yarp"

The one time when Cersei tried to kill Judge Dread


but what about hodor? does he have anything to say about this list?
 
2013-05-07 11:26:37 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Fox, greatest network ever.

I know Fox gets a lot of hate for cancelling Firefly, Doll House, Greg The Bunny, The Tick, etc... but they took and take chances on SciFi and apparently for every Fringe you must have a dozen or more that don't make it past 12-14 episodes.


this. the network gets dumped on for canceling shows no other network would have produced in the first place.

/ Rupert Murdoch!!!!111!!1!!!!11!!!!!!1
 
2013-05-07 11:27:24 AM
That one time when Cersei Lannister was Guinevere.

That one time when Cersei Lannister was Leonidas's wife.

That one time when Ygritte worked for an early 20th century British earl.

That one time when Orell worked at a British paper company.

That one time when Ser Jorah threatened to publish Lady Mary's fling with the dead Turk.
 
2013-05-07 11:32:13 AM
What about that time Tyrion was having sex with Chris Rock's father, but then Chris Rock's father died and Tyrion had to tell him about the gay sex?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.
 
2013-05-07 11:37:56 AM
That one time Tywin Lannister was killed by Eddie Murphy.

That one time Grand Maester Pycelle led a land invasion of Hoth.
 
2013-05-07 11:49:56 AM
I'm assuming the crew lent a hand fairly often to their captain. I mean being a medieval knight probably doesn't translate well to space ship captaining.
 
2013-05-07 11:55:50 AM
www.malcolminthemiddle.co.uk

So? Walter White was one, too. And a Ranger.
 
2013-05-07 12:06:36 PM
i111.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-07 12:12:12 PM

StrikitRich: StoPPeRmobile: Journeyman

Seriously?


IRL never met anyone that watched either.
 
2013-05-07 12:36:59 PM

kronicfeld: That one time Grand Maester Pycelle led a land invasion of Hoth.


You mean that one time he chose poorly and had his face melted off?

I always liked that one time Bronn had three #1 UK Pop Singles.

Another good one is that one time Ramsay Snow could turn invisible and killed his probation officer.

But by far, the best one is when King Robert Baratheon got naked, wrapped himself in saran wrap, and danced on stage with his buddies, Carmine Falcone and Dr. Nicholas Rush.
 
2013-05-07 01:03:58 PM

phyrkrakr: kronicfeld: That one time Grand Maester Pycelle led a land invasion of Hoth.

You mean that one time he chose poorly and had his face melted off?

I always liked that one time Bronn had three #1 UK Pop Singles.

Another good one is that one time Ramsay Snow could turn invisible and killed his probation officer.

But by far, the best one is when King Robert Baratheon got naked, wrapped himself in saran wrap, and danced on stage with his buddies, Carmine Falcone and Dr. Nicholas Rush.


Don't forget about the time when Joffrey got biatch slapped by a cop.
 
2013-05-07 01:19:15 PM

iron_city_ap: Don't forget about the time when Joffrey got biatch slapped by a cop.


Nobody forgets about that.
 
2013-05-07 01:38:32 PM
Don't forget the time Littlefinger was on a plane with Bane.
 
2013-05-07 02:10:10 PM
That one time when Clara Oswald went on a date with Steve Rogers.
 
2013-05-07 02:11:49 PM
Oh, wait...

That one time when Doctor Watson and Arthur Dent went on an adventure with Magneto and a bunch of dwarves.
 
2013-05-07 02:19:08 PM
That one time when Professor Maximillian Arturo helped Indiana Jones find the Ark of the Covenant.

That one time when Gimli slid across dimensions with Vern Tessio.

That one time when George Kuffs delivered a message to Captain Sulu.

That one time when River Tam hung around with Cersei Lannister and Metallo, fighting robots from the future.

/Seriously, I can't believe anyone wrote an article based on this phenomenon...
 
2013-05-07 02:28:11 PM
Oh, yeah, and don't forget that time when...

The Fourth Doctor ruled an Elf kingdom.
The Seventh Doctor warned The Red Skull about seeing the Necromancer in the forest.
The Ninth Doctor joined COBRA.
The Tenth Doctor tried to kill Harry Potter.

Also, King Yrcanos teamed up with Flash Gordon, Tevye, and James Bond to overthrow Father Merrin.
 
2013-05-07 02:32:38 PM
Also, Jane Foster was totally in love with Agent Smith

And The Black Widow helped Batman perform stage illusions before he was framed by Wolverine, who got help from Jareth the Goblin King and Alfred Pennyworth.
 
2013-05-07 02:34:59 PM

ZeroCorpse: Also, Jane Foster was totally in love with Agent Smith

And The Black Widow helped Batman perform stage illusions before he was framed by Wolverine, who got help from Jareth the Goblin King and Alfred Pennyworth.


Oh, hey, you forgot that one time that Spider-Man helped Barty Crouch, Jr defeat some Daleks.
 
2013-05-07 03:06:30 PM
This thread is starting to get awesome.
 
2013-05-07 03:28:41 PM
That time Edmure Tully killed Julius Caeser
 
2013-05-07 03:43:16 PM
That one time Grand Master Pycelle tried to kill James Bond

That other time when Ned Stark tried to kill James Bond
 
2013-05-07 04:10:30 PM
That time when Captain Picard was killed by a naked vampire from space.

That other time when Hellboy clashed with Ripley's clone, around the same time he got in a fight with Blade.

That time Han Solo killed Roy Batty.
 
2013-05-07 04:15:01 PM

russlar: That time Edmure Tully Marcus Brutus killed Julius CaesarMance Rayder


FTFY.
 
2013-05-07 04:25:42 PM

ZeroCorpse: That time when Captain Picard was killed by a naked vampire from space.

That other time when Hellboy clashed with Ripley's clone, around the same time he got in a fight with Blade.

That time Han Solo killed Roy Batty.


You're forgetting that time Picard and Special Agent Dale Cooper teamed up and overthrew Sting and his fat, floating uncle.
 
2013-05-07 04:38:14 PM
Or the time when Khal Drogo went on interstellar adventures with the guy who was trapped in the Cube.
 
2013-05-07 04:39:49 PM

I Like Bread: Or the time when Khal Drogo went on interstellar adventures with the guy who was trapped in the Cube.


and had lunch with the Chairman of Iron Chef America!
 
2013-05-07 04:44:30 PM
that time Ned Stark tried to kill Indiana Jones.
and Indiana was helped by a Jedi
 
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