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(New York Daily News)   Patrick Schwarzenegger gets kicked out of club after threatening DJ "I'll be back"   (nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2013-05-07 10:38:36 AM  
I'm going to guess Patrick is a total prick like his dad.
 
2013-05-07 10:48:08 AM  
Maybe he was kicked out before he could finish his sentence?

"I'll be back -- to share my favorite music with the most awesome DJ ever."
 
2013-05-07 11:48:57 AM  
At first I thought that said "Patrick Swayze". That would have been impressive.
 
2013-05-07 11:52:00 AM  

GameSprocket: At first I thought that said "Patrick Swayze". That would have been impressive.


No. Patrick Swayze kicks YOU out of the club.

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2013-05-07 12:04:12 PM  
Did he try the ol' 'Do you know who I am?' trick?

/works every time
 
2013-05-07 12:09:27 PM  
He should have beaten him into a coma.  All DJs should be beaten into a coma.  Repeatedly.  By mimes, the only lower life form than DJs.
 
2013-05-07 12:10:36 PM  

GameSprocket: At first I thought that said "Patrick Swayze". That would have been impressive.


It would have been impressive if it wasn't for the fact that he's dead.
 
2013-05-07 12:13:26 PM  
He's got that Austrian look eh, man. It's funny, is it now time for this Patrick Schwarzenegger's "coming out"? Are we going to hear nothing but "Patrick" news for the next 3 years? Reality show, album drops, etc. Up until 30 seconds ago I had no clue this guy existed, but I have a feeling I'll know more than I care to in a week or two.
Also, why does he have an Irish name? I'm assuming it's Arnold's and Shrivers'. Aren't they both eastern european descent?

Marshmallow Jones: He should have beaten him into a coma.  All DJs should be beaten into a coma.  Repeatedly.  By mimes, the only lower life form than DJs.


You um... you've got some issues. You should work through them. Did a DJ f*ck your mom or something?
 
2013-05-07 12:14:06 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: GameSprocket: At first I thought that said "Patrick Swayze". That would have been impressive.

It would have been impressive if it wasn't for the fact that he's dead.


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2013-05-07 12:15:32 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: GameSprocket: At first I thought that said "Patrick Swayze". That would have been impressive.

It would have been impressive if it wasn't for the fact that he's dead.


That wouldn't be nearly as impressive.
 
2013-05-07 12:16:46 PM  

sure haven't: He's got that Austrian look eh, man. It's funny, is it now time for this Patrick Schwarzenegger's "coming out"? Are we going to hear nothing but "Patrick" news for the next 3 years? Reality show, album drops, etc. Up until 30 seconds ago I had no clue this guy existed, but I have a feeling I'll know more than I care to in a week or two.
Also, why does he have an Irish name? I'm assuming it's Arnold's and Shrivers'. Aren't they both eastern european descent?

Marshmallow Jones: He should have beaten him into a coma.  All DJs should be beaten into a coma.  Repeatedly.  By mimes, the only lower life form than DJs.

You um... you've got some issues. You should work through them. Did a DJ f*ck your mom or something?


I don't even think a DJ would step that low.
 
2013-05-07 12:18:23 PM  

GameSprocket: Bith Set Me Up: GameSprocket: At first I thought that said "Patrick Swayze". That would have been impressive.

It would have been impressive if it wasn't for the fact that he's dead.

That wouldn't be nearly as impressive.


A boot knife would be impressive.  Or are these knife boots?

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2013-05-07 12:31:16 PM  
I don't get why the clubs in Hollywood let underage celebrities in the door.  It never turns out good.
 
2013-05-07 12:33:17 PM  
The DJ should have asked how his step mom the cleaning lady was doing.

/there is nothing wrong with being a cleaning lady.
 
2013-05-07 12:49:53 PM  
Did the DJ refuse to play the Pet Shop Boys for Patrick?
 
2013-05-07 12:52:10 PM  
I'm guessing he really doesn't like dubstep.
 
2013-05-07 12:55:56 PM  
Spoiled rich boy problems.....
 
2013-05-07 01:32:06 PM  

BizarreMan: I don't get why the clubs in Hollywood let underage celebrities in the door.  It never turns out good.


Free advertising. Their club name is broadcast all over TMZ and other places. Then all the "little people" want to go to the club where the celebrities hang out, bringing increased business.
 
2013-05-07 02:40:16 PM  
So that's what a total douche bag looks like. Got it.
 
2013-05-07 04:35:48 PM  

BizarreMan: I don't get why the clubs in Hollywood let underage celebrities in the door. It never turns out good.


For the same reason that cigarette companies advertise to people who are far too young to buy their product.
 
2013-05-07 05:25:04 PM  
This kid is beta as fark. He would have made others hold him back if confronted by the DJ. Getting beat up by a DJ is like getting beat up by a girl.
 
2013-05-07 06:24:49 PM  

WhiskeySticks: This kid is beta as fark. He would have made others hold him back if confronted by the DJ. Getting beat up by a DJ is like getting beat up by a girl.


Depends
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2013-05-07 06:32:12 PM  
The first rule of the The Sayers Club.....
 
2013-05-07 06:55:15 PM  

bdub77: I'm going to guess Patrick is a total prick like his dad.


His dad might be a total prick, but he's a total price who has accomplished a lot.  He's earned some room to be a prick.

That makes his kid 10x the prick.
 
2013-05-07 08:13:05 PM  

sure haven't: Also, why does he have an Irish name? I'm assuming it's Arnold's and Shrivers'. Aren't they both eastern european descent?


In the US nobody gives a crap about the origin of a name. We choose whatever name we like.
 
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