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(Sun Sentinel)   Man who stood on his parked sailboat while greeting fellow boat enthusiasts by masturbating told deputies he was just exercising   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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3468 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 May 2013 at 11:27 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-07 12:17:02 PM  
2 votes:
At least he wasn't doing it to little buoys.
2013-05-07 11:59:15 AM  
2 votes:
He was just demonstrating the difference between flotsam and jism.
2013-05-07 11:58:00 AM  
2 votes:

dittybopper: How do you park a sailboat?   I thought you moored or docked them.


Beats me.
2013-05-07 10:39:58 AM  
2 votes:
I thought it was quite common for boaters to play with their dingy.
2013-05-07 02:20:36 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: How do you park a sailboat?   I thought you moored or docked them.


It's moops
2013-05-07 01:34:56 PM  
1 vote:
If that is exercise than I must be in outstanding shape and ready for a triathlon.
2013-05-07 11:48:28 AM  
1 vote:
He was simply giving Masturbation Month the ol' starters pistol.
2013-05-07 10:58:10 AM  
1 vote:
Chummin' the waters??
2013-05-07 10:44:07 AM  
1 vote:

I_Am_Weasel: I thought it was quite common for boaters to play with their dingy.


I like the cut of your jib.
2013-05-07 10:44:05 AM  
1 vote:
Found a picture:

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-07 10:37:09 AM  
1 vote:
www.misterhonk.de
2013-05-07 10:15:42 AM  
1 vote:
Jumping jack-offs.
2013-05-07 09:46:19 AM  
1 vote:
Was he using both hands?
 
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