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(Sun Sentinel)   Man who stood on his parked sailboat while greeting fellow boat enthusiasts by masturbating told deputies he was just exercising   ( divider line
    More: Florida, boat enthusiasts, fellow boat, greetings, boats  
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2013-05-07 11:33:53 AM  
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He's the Captain of his ship! He's the Commodore of his destiny!

He's offshore and that asserts his Sovereignty! This fine patriot is not subject to your "laws" based on a tyrannical despot king's centuries-old domination of his colonial territories. No, it is this Free Citizen's right to pull his oar.
2013-05-07 10:37:09 AM  
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