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(BBC)   Congo rated worst place to raise child, but the best place to get some bongos   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 77
    More: Interesting, Save the Children, Democratic Republic of Congo, child mortality, maternal health, Central African Republic, death rates, sub-Saharan Africa, Sierra Leone  
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2013-05-07 07:56:06 AM
They do have some decent flooring, so they've got that going for them, which is nice.
 
2013-05-07 08:10:34 AM
cdn2.spong.com
 
2013-05-07 08:11:27 AM
^what the Congo might look like
 
2013-05-07 08:21:46 AM
That would be factually incorrect seeing as the bongo is an instrument originating in the Western Hemisphere, specifically Cuba.
 
2013-05-07 08:23:55 AM
Well of course, you have to watch out for those apes
 
2013-05-07 08:25:45 AM

Sybarite: That would be factually incorrect seeing as the bongo is an instrument originating in the Western Hemisphere, specifically Cuba.


They've got some 'splain' to do.
 
2013-05-07 08:26:45 AM

Barfmaker: Sybarite: That would be factually incorrect seeing as the bongo is an instrument originating in the Western Hemisphere, specifically Cuba.

They've got some 'splain' to do.


'splainin'

/I can't even misspell properly
 
2013-05-07 08:44:01 AM

Sybarite: That would be factually incorrect seeing as the bongo is an instrument originating in the Western Hemisphere, specifically Cuba.


you must be a hoot at parties
 
2013-05-07 09:11:18 AM
There I was, there I was....in the Congo.


/Never been to the Congo. Made it to Zaire once tho
 
2013-05-07 09:32:45 AM
Damn that movie sucked.
 
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2013-05-07 09:35:29 AM
Those congo lines look fun, as long as you aren't in front of the pervy chipmunk.

chickensdodream.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-07 09:38:31 AM

Mugato: Damn that movie sucked.


Laura Linney was on Fresh Air yesterday talking about her show Big C, they brought up Congo and apparently she spent the entire filming of that movie just walking around talking to the rest of the crew trying to find out what they did and how they did it. So apparently part of the blame can be put on her for distracting the rest of the crew and not just focusing on her farking job.
 
2013-05-07 09:41:59 AM
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2013-05-07 09:43:45 AM
What about Blue Diamonds? I hear they have a stash of chemically flawless blue diamond elluvia.
 
2013-05-07 09:43:55 AM
bongo bongo bongo i dun wanna leave the congo
 
2013-05-07 09:44:34 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-05-07 09:47:36 AM
 
2013-05-07 09:47:37 AM
Democratic Republic of Congo: Like a Zoo You Can Get Killed At

The Democratic Republic of Congo has endured decades of brutal civil war, in which rebel forces have adopted the gruesome practices of raping women with machetes, decapitating babies and even, they.. they just.. with their teeth, they... Jesus F**king Christ you don't want to know what goes on here.

~ The Onion, Our Dumb World
 
2013-05-07 09:48:35 AM
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2013-05-07 09:48:41 AM
Has anyone seen that Vice documentary about the moonshine epidemic in the DR Congo where they supposedly now have the world's highest per capita consumption of alcohol? Crazy stuff.  Yay fetal alcohol syndrome!
 
2013-05-07 09:49:34 AM
To be fair, Congo is a shiatty place for everyone.
 
2013-05-07 09:50:03 AM
Was the obvious tag on vacation?

Seriously, is there ANY place in the Middle East or Africa that's a "good" place to even exist?
 
2013-05-07 09:50:46 AM
10 years of civil war and millions of dead with do that.
 
2013-05-07 09:51:13 AM
Just tossing in (again) the comment that comparing child mortality in different countries is extremely difficult with different definitions of live births in each country:

However, the method of calculating IMR often varies widely between countries, and is based on how they define a live birth and how many premature infants are born in the country. Infant mortality rates can be flawed depending on a nations' live birth criterion, vital registration system, and reporting practices....Many countries, however, including certain European states and Japan, only count as live births cases where an infant breathes at birth, which makes their reported IMR numbers somewhat lower and raises their rates of perinatal mortality.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infant_mortality
 
2013-05-07 09:51:27 AM

Sybarite: That would be factually incorrect seeing as the bongo is an instrument originating in the Western Hemisphere, specifically Cuba.


Finally... the proof Obama wasn't born in Africa! Take that, birthers!
 
2013-05-07 09:51:29 AM

berylman: Has anyone seen that Vice documentary about the moonshine epidemic in the DR Congo where they supposedly now have the world's highest per capita consumption of alcohol?


Wouldn't you?  It's been pretty crazy over there for a long time.
 
2013-05-07 09:53:04 AM
I wonder, in India and China (prob elsewhere too), what proportion of that high number of babies dying before 1 day old is actually selective infanticide of girls? No snark, honest question.
 
2013-05-07 09:54:08 AM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: To be fair, Congo is a shiatty place for everyone.


Especially women.

/rapey
 
2013-05-07 09:55:03 AM
Worse than Mars?

//in fact, it's cold as hell.
 
2013-05-07 09:55:20 AM

berylman: Has anyone seen that Vice documentary about the moonshine epidemic in the DR Congo where they supposedly now have the world's highest per capita consumption of alcohol? Crazy stuff.  Yay fetal alcohol syndrome!


Wisconsin following a close second.
 
2013-05-07 09:56:13 AM

Livingroom: ^what the Congo might look like


 |
V  What Contra might look like
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2013-05-07 09:58:17 AM
Maybe the women should be educated toward contraceptive methods and the men should be educated to not rape.
 
2013-05-07 10:04:34 AM
"Democratic" as in North Korea?
 
2013-05-07 10:05:46 AM
*ironeyescody.jpg*
 
2013-05-07 10:05:55 AM
The next worst countries listed were Somalia, Sierra Leone, Mali, Niger, Central African Republic, The Gambia, Nigeria, Chad and Ivory Coast.

The Gambia? Also, how is there reliable data from Somalia? Isn't it difficult to get information from a country that has practically no government?
 
2013-05-07 10:08:58 AM
Beat out New Jersey by a narrow margin
 
2013-05-07 10:12:40 AM
But Zaire is still the best place to get a taco.
 
2013-05-07 10:13:21 AM
I loved Contra, that game ruled.

And this headline made me laugh, good work subbie
 
2013-05-07 10:14:07 AM
Ftfa: "Surprisingly, the report found that the US has the highest death rate in newborns in the industrialised world"

I don't find that surprising at all. The lack of prenatal care in the us, especially among black women, is embarrassing. No health care brings high fetal mortality rates, no surprise there.
 
2013-05-07 10:15:08 AM
 
2013-05-07 10:20:11 AM
"Joshua Giraffe was born in a zoo He lived there, too, for two years And a half he hasn't had a bath My mommy doesn't lick me Even when I'm sticky from Candy floss, candy apples, popcorn Soft drinks, jelly beans and gumdrops And there must be something better Than living in this cage But I'm really not to sure Because I'm really short of age

Joshua Giraffe was feeling kind of sad Things were going bad How little of life he had Wasting away with no room to play Trapped in a zoo with buffalo, too So he went next door to the elephant And asked him what to do I'm wasting away with no room to play I'm trapped in a zoom with buffalo, too The elephant was very old and gray And he had a huge balloon bottom He said, Never fear Joshua A vision will appear

That night a dream came to Joshua and Joshua saw animals, like crazy monkeys And a whole pile of Hippypotostropasuses And flitty moths, moths size twelve And sleazy lizards And a tribe of nasty saviars But Joshua wasn't afraid Because he sang himself this song

Nothing can go wrong-o I'm in the Congo Nothing can go wrong-o I'm in the Congo Nothing can go wrong-o I'm in the Congo Nothing can go wrong-o I'm in the Congo Nothing can go wrong-o I'm in the Congo Nothing can go wrong-o I'm in the Congo

Even in his dream he knew He'd never get away Not even for a day Then a peanut hit him on the nose Joshua Giraffe was back in the zoo What could he do Awakened from his dream He'd never be the same Because of what he'd seen He'd seen Alligators, crocodiles, tree sloth Anacondas, cobras and Large winged moths Orangatangs, baboons eating grapes Gibbons, rude mandrills and just plain apes

But Joshua was lucky He had some special friends And that day they went to the zoo But he was up tight so they waited till the night And they chopped his cage in two He discovered he could fly and He soared into the sky with them Wrapped around his neck And they haven't come back yet So if you see them get a net

That's right, they haven't come back yet But when they do, they say they are Going to free all the animals from their cages No matter how new or modern Even some pets, too So if on your way home today You happen to find

A baboon basking in the balcony Or a lion licking a lemon in the lobby Or a python perched in the pantry A wildebeest in the W.C With a turtle twirling in your tub Don't be afraid, just say your a friend Of their friend

Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua, woo hoo Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua, woo hoo Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua, woo hoo Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua, woo hoo Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua, woo hoo Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua, woo hoo Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua, woo hoo Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua, woo hoo Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua Joshua Giraffe, Joshua, Joshua, woo hoo"
 
2013-05-07 10:20:19 AM
coheed_and_cambria:
"I wonder, in India and China (prob elsewhere too), what proportion of that high number of babies dying before 1 day old is actually selective infanticide of girls? No snark, honest question."

Abortion is not counted in the survey, thus probably why china is not mentioned.

Also, a significant amount of the imbalance of men to women in east asia is actually dude to spontaneous miscarriages of female fetuses due to the high prevalence of hep b there, believe it or not.

But yes, sadly, there is female infanticide in india, partially due to a lack of ability to find out the gender of a fetus by sonogram, due to laws against it. Partially due to limited resources among poor families, etc, etc
 
2013-05-07 10:23:00 AM
Then you got all the short-dicked cannibals.
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2013-05-07 10:24:30 AM

Arkanaut: Worse than Mars?

//in fact, it's cold as hell.


Plus there would be no one there to raise them.
 
2013-05-07 10:24:36 AM
ihopOVERpancakes:
"The next worst countries listed were Somalia, Sierra Leone, Mali, Niger, Central African Republic, The Gambia, Nigeria, Chad and Ivory Coast.

The Gambia? Also, how is there reliable data from Somalia? Isn't it difficult to get information from a country that has practically no government?"

Gambia's a tiny country in west africa, ifn I remember correctly.

In many countries, govts aren't the ones who do studies. Its probably not too hard to do surveys of indivs and hospitals, despite lack of govt funding.

I wouldn't want to be the one doing the surveying in the drc.
 
2013-05-07 10:26:34 AM
www.elconfidencial.com
 
2013-05-07 10:35:02 AM

Garko: Bingo Bango Bongo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgDF2xfcbv8


Damn I thought I was going to have to take care of that - glad to see someone eventually got to it :)

/earworm engaged
 
2013-05-07 10:36:13 AM
"My name is little Bongo
I sing my little song-go
I see you staring at my head.
I admit my ear is long-go

My name is little Bongo
I sing my little song-go
Rhyms are hard to think of.
Except for words like flong-go

My name is little Bongo
I sing my little song-go
If there was one place I would live
Well, that would be the Congo"

/Couldn't find the actual comic to link to.
 
2013-05-07 10:36:28 AM

Bruxellensis: Arkanaut: Worse than Mars?

//in fact, it's cold as hell.

Plus there would be no one there to raise them.


If you did.
 
2013-05-07 10:39:15 AM
Not Friday Yet Jonathon.

:)

long time mmm lurker
 
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