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(Yahoo)   Tyrann Mathieu picks up his first sponsorship deal   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 19
    More: Amusing, Tyrann Mathieu, Patrick Peterson, Phoenix New Times, free safety, sponsorships, Honey Badger, Cardinals, draft pick  
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2332 clicks; posted to Sports » on 07 May 2013 at 8:33 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-07 08:35:13 AM  
Eh kinda not cool. Kinda funny. But not cool.
 
2013-05-07 08:38:02 AM  
Hoe long until they hear from the player's union lawyers and the LSU lawyers?
 
2013-05-07 08:46:37 AM  

ongbok: Hoe long until they hear from the player's union lawyers and the LSU lawyers?


The players?  LSU?  Uh, no - his image is owned in perpetuity by the Cabal.
 
2013-05-07 08:50:28 AM  
When I heard that Arizona had drafted Mathieu, I immediately began to wonder how long it would be before he got caught doing something stupid in Vegas.  He's not going to keep his nose clean.
 
2013-05-07 08:54:12 AM  
Not honeycomb...yet
 
2013-05-07 08:54:14 AM  

State_College_Arsonist: When I heard that Arizona had drafted Mathieu, I immediately began to wonder how long it would be before he got caught doing something stupid in Vegas.  He's not going to keep his nose clean.


Was he ever caught or had a reputation for doing stupid shiat in college? I haven't heard anything except that he was a weed smoker. It seems that he is a person that just likes to smoke and chill and really stays away from trouble.
 
2013-05-07 09:04:07 AM  

State_College_Arsonist: When I heard that Arizona had drafted Mathieu, I immediately began to wonder how long it would be before he got caught doing something stupid in Vegas.  He's not going to keep his nose clean.


His bong on the other hand, will be immaculate, as he can hire a team of butlers to keep it in pristine shape for when he needs a post-game lift.
 
2013-05-07 09:16:22 AM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: State_College_Arsonist: When I heard that Arizona had drafted Mathieu, I immediately began to wonder how long it would be before he got caught doing something stupid in Vegas.  He's not going to keep his nose clean.

His bong on the other hand, will be immaculate, as he can hire a team of butlers to keep it in pristine shape for when he needs a post-game lift.


I think he already said as much on Twitter.
 
2013-05-07 09:20:41 AM  

ongbok: Was he ever caught or had a reputation for doing stupid shiat in college? I haven't heard anything except that he was a weed smoker. It seems that he is a person that just likes to smoke and chill and really stays away from trouble.


From ESPN.com:

According to the police report, officers found the marijuana in Mathieu's apartment Thursday afternoon. Mathieu answered the door, and officers "immediately smelled a strong odor of marijuana," the police report stated.

After Mathieu, 20, gave the police his consent to search the apartment, officers discovered a marijuana grinder, a digital scale and 10 bags of high-grade marijuana, including seven in Bryant's backpack, according to the report.


Living with a dealer isn't really a good sign.
 
2013-05-07 09:58:24 AM  

State_College_Arsonist: ongbok: Was he ever caught or had a reputation for doing stupid shiat in college? I haven't heard anything except that he was a weed smoker. It seems that he is a person that just likes to smoke and chill and really stays away from trouble.

From ESPN.com:

According to the police report, officers found the marijuana in Mathieu's apartment Thursday afternoon. Mathieu answered the door, and officers "immediately smelled a strong odor of marijuana," the police report stated.

After Mathieu, 20, gave the police his consent to search the apartment, officers discovered a marijuana grinder, a digital scale and 10 bags of high-grade marijuana, including seven in Bryant's backpack, according to the report.

Living with a dealer isn't really a good sign.


What do you expect? The dude makes Emmitt Smith look like Einstein. And as a reminder for how dumb Smith is, here are a few gems:

"The leadership definitely have to come from the leaders."

"The percentages for teams that go into score before the first half is pretty high that they wins the game."

"Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record."

"The Jets can only be disrespected by every team in the league"

"The way you perform make them feel about you different."

"Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage."

"Ed Hochuli messed up the Chargers' career. But not only their career; their season."

"Standin on the sideline, Stu and I was watchin some guys get hit. I'm tellin you, it made me feel good that I done had retired already."
 
2013-05-07 10:23:33 AM  

digistil: "The Jets can only be disrespected by every team in the league"


I dunno, this one seems pretty spot-on.
 
2013-05-07 11:49:13 AM  
digistil:"Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record."

See if you flipped that statement or had played for the Cardinals before their shift it doesn't sound nearly as immensely idiotic.
 
2013-05-07 11:49:28 AM  

ongbok: State_College_Arsonist: When I heard that Arizona had drafted Mathieu, I immediately began to wonder how long it would be before he got caught doing something stupid in Vegas.  He's not going to keep his nose clean.

Was he ever caught or had a reputation for doing stupid shiat in college? I haven't heard anything except that he was a weed smoker. It seems that he is a person that just likes to smoke and chill and really stays away from trouble.


When you are doing something that requires regular drug tests and has the potential to earn you money and fame smoking pot IS stupid all on it's own
 
2013-05-07 12:54:16 PM  
My mouse was in an inconvenient spot on that picture, and I was intrigued when I saw "Free ASS BLOWING".

Then the penny dropped.
 
2013-05-07 01:04:04 PM  
If he was white this would never have been an issue.
 
2013-05-07 04:16:51 PM  

digistil: "Standin on the sideline, Stu and I was watchin some guys get hit. I'm tellin you, it made me feel good that I done had retired already."


That's not stupid, that's just colloquialism.
 
2013-05-07 06:23:52 PM  
Was Mathieu in the brawl where LSU players knocked some guy down & stomped on his back, or was that a different LSU standout?  It was at a bar off Nicholson somewhere; IIRC the dude is crippled.
 
2013-05-07 10:24:55 PM  
I LOL'ed hard! Nicely done, Phoenix!
 
2013-05-07 11:18:49 PM  

CoonAce: Was Mathieu in the brawl where LSU players knocked some guy down & stomped on his back, or was that a different LSU standout?  It was at a bar off Nicholson somewhere; IIRC the dude is crippled.


He was there but wasn't id'd as the stomper.
http://www.wafb.com/story/15298009/police-investigate-whether-lsu-fo ot ball-players-involved-in-fight
 
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