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(NHL)   It's hockey playoff night 8: Can the Pens solve the pesky Isles? Can the Habs & Sens get any nastier? Can the Hawks tame the Wild? Can the Sharks sweep the Nucks? All this and more as it happens to the right... 7, 7, 9:30, & 10 puck drops   (nhl.com) divider line 1409
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2013-05-07 08:05:35 AM  
More of this, please...

media.philly.com
 
2013-05-07 08:09:00 AM  
...and more of this:

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2013-05-07 08:15:17 AM  
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2013-05-07 08:19:27 AM  

sno man: [imageshack.us image 615x327]


Heh... Not up on my Canadian skylines. Which city is that?

Also, which city is the odds on favorite to riot first? Vancouver or Montreal?
 
2013-05-07 08:21:38 AM  
img404.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-07 08:22:44 AM  

keylock71: ...and more of this:

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I think everyone except nucks fans can agree that we want nucks fans to be sad

Nucks, the new Detroit
 
2013-05-07 08:24:19 AM  

keylock71: sno man: [imageshack.us image 615x327]

Heh... Not up on my Canadian skylines. Which city is that?

Also, which city is the odds on favorite to riot first? Vancouver or Montreal?


the first one is Montreal...
and if they lose, I'm going with them for the riot as well, I think Vancouver has sort of been expecting the Canucks to lose...
 
2013-05-07 08:25:23 AM  
C'mon Sharks.  Let's put a start to golfing season in Vancouver.  I should be here, but I've got a biopsy today sometime.  Probably late morning or early afternoon.  If pneumonia, blood clots, and the ICU can't keep me away, some little cut up the side of my stomach can't stop me either.  Sweep biatches!!
 
2013-05-07 08:31:45 AM  

sno man: the first one is Montreal...
and if they lose, I'm going with them for the riot as well, I think Vancouver has sort of been expecting the Canucks to lose...


But they do love a good riot... : )

andychrist420: C'mon Sharks.  Let's put a start to golfing season in Vancouver.  I should be here, but I've got a biopsy today sometime.  Probably late morning or early afternoon.  If pneumonia, blood clots, and the ICU can't keep me away, some little cut up the side of my stomach can't stop me either.  Sweep biatches!!


Hockey fans are different... Good luck!
 
2013-05-07 08:35:39 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: keylock71: ...and more of this:

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I think everyone except nucks fans can agree that we want nucks fans to be sad

Nucks, the new Detroit


Ah, it's all in good fun... It's only a game, after all.

Also, I didn't realize Vancouver was a bombed out hell hole. (Only kidding, Detroit, don't shoot me, please)
 
2013-05-07 08:35:51 AM  

keylock71: But they do love a good riot... : )


I still gotta go Montreal for the best hockey riot ever...
 
2013-05-07 08:39:33 AM  

keylock71: Ah, it's all in good fun... It's only a game, after all.

Also, I didn't realize Vancouver was a bombed out hell hole. (Only kidding, Detroit, don't shoot me, please)


I laughed harder than I should.

And for my team lets hope the Hawks can shut down the Wild and then win the series back home. Clutterbuck deserves a break, he's worked so hard this year he needs the rest of it off.
 
2013-05-07 08:43:16 AM  

sno man: keylock71: But they do love a good riot... : )

I still gotta go Montreal for the best hockey riot ever...


Ah, the good old days...

2.bp.blogspot.com

"Look, I told you I accidentally repeatedly club him over the head with my stick.... What's the big deal?!?"

There's a clip in "The History of the Boston Bruins" where Milt Schmidt details a fight he had with Maurice Richard"... It's hilarious hearing Milty mimmick Richard's poor English.

"Why you do dat?!?" (referring to the slash across the leg Milty gave Richard.

"Because you do dat!" (makes gesture of a cross check to the face Richard had just laid on another Bruin)

Ah, hockey...
 
2013-05-07 08:49:26 AM  
Stompin' Tom was right!   The best game you can name is the good old hockey game...

/my default ring tone for the playoffs...
 
2013-05-07 09:50:14 AM  
Dear Sharks,

Please send the Nucks to the golf course.


Dear Sens,

Please beat the tar out of those diving, whiny Montreal coonts.


Thanks in advance,

fatalvenom
 
2013-05-07 10:06:44 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Let's Go Pens!
 
2013-05-07 10:08:58 AM  
I want blood in Ottawa and Sharks in sweep.
 
2013-05-07 10:16:19 AM  
Dear Pens,

Play all three periods.

Thanks much,
Two
 
2013-05-07 10:24:24 AM  

2wolves: Dear Pens,

Play all three periods.

Thanks much,
Two


P.S. -- Don't play three out of four.
 
2013-05-07 10:38:50 AM  
Heh...

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2013-05-07 10:44:19 AM  
Late tonight, after Xcel Energy Center is long empty, and Josh Harding is settling his weary, warrior body down for the night, the nightmares begin. Sleep comes quickly, all too quickly.

Flashbacks to Game Four. The Wild had shown the mighty Blackhawks that they were no pushovers in the game prior. How could Harding have known what awaited in Game 4? How could he have known what would haunt his sleep tonight?

a.espncdn.com

After every whistle, this face, staring, motionless but for an occasional flaring of nostrils. Harding can't tell if this is nightmare or reality. A red light pulses in the background. In the distance, but oh so horribly close, people scream into an awful silence.

Toews never blinks.
 
2013-05-07 10:52:12 AM  

Jubeebee: Late tonight, after Xcel Energy Center is long empty, and Josh Harding is settling his weary, warrior body down for the night, the nightmares begin. Sleep comes quickly, all too quickly.

Flashbacks to Game Four. The Wild had shown the mighty Blackhawks that they were no pushovers in the game prior. How could Harding have known what awaited in Game 4? How could he have known what would haunt his sleep tonight?

[a.espncdn.com image 462x258]

After every whistle, this face, staring, motionless but for an occasional flaring of nostrils. Harding can't tell if this is nightmare or reality. A red light pulses in the background. In the distance, but oh so horribly close, people scream into an awful silence.

Toews never blinks.


It would be intimidating if Toews didn't look like Eddy Haskell from Leave It To Beaver. : )

(Rooting for the 'Hawks, though I want the Blues to make it to the SCF)
 
2013-05-07 10:58:24 AM  

Jubeebee: After every whistle, this face, staring, motionless but for an occasional flaring of nostrils. Harding can't tell if this is nightmare or reality. A red light pulses in the background. In the distance, but oh so horribly close, people scream into an awful silence.


Points for laughs but you should have used Bickell, that's one ugly sum biatch
 
2013-05-07 10:58:43 AM  
I think the refs will be instructed to use a heavy hand tonight in the Habs/Sens game which is a little disheartening. They don't want the series to turn into a joke like the Flyers/Penguins last year.
 
2013-05-07 11:04:01 AM  
P.K. Subban announced as a Norris Trophy finalist.

Discuss.
 
2013-05-07 11:13:29 AM  

fatalvenom: P.K. Subban announced as a Norris Trophy finalist.

Discuss.


He won't win. I think Letang gets it. Tied for points, but had fewer games. Top 10 +/-. Top 10 TOI.
 
2013-05-07 11:43:03 AM  

soopey: I think the refs will be instructed to use a heavy hand tonight in the Habs/Sens game which is a little disheartening. They don't want the series to turn into a joke like the Flyers/Penguins last year.


Sadly I think you're right.  For far too many years, any game in which there SHOULD be blood & retribution on a large scale has been a snooze fest with the refs tossing people in the box for scratching their butt too aggressively.  It is almost as if the NHL wants rivalries taken out of the game.  It's really sad.  Hopefully you & I are wrong but I wouldn't bet on it.

For the rest of the games, here's hoping that the Isles, Wild & Sharks can live up to their underdog/spoiler role & take their respective games tonight.

Andy, good luck with the tests today.  I hope that the news is good, or if it isn't that at least the docs know what that thing is & they know how to treat it.

See everyone else this evening at some point.
 
2013-05-07 11:49:52 AM  
PENGUINS
BECAUSE
JAROME!
 
2013-05-07 12:08:53 PM  
This is the second day in a row of no food or drink after midnight because of a procedure.  Then the doctors complain that my blood pressure is low.  No shiat, I haven't been able to eat anything.Still don't know when my biopsy is.  All I know is I better be back in my room by 4:00. And there better be a feast.
 
2013-05-07 12:29:28 PM  
Isles
Sens
Wild
SHARKS!!!!!

I went 3/4 yesterday, looking for the sweep tonight.
 
2013-05-07 12:34:12 PM  
www.taipeitimes.com
Haters gonna hate
 
2013-05-07 01:06:14 PM  
Anyone jonesing for a little warm up, IIHF World Championships on NBC Sports right now.  USA vs. Russia.
 
2013-05-07 01:11:20 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Jubeebee: After every whistle, this face, staring, motionless but for an occasional flaring of nostrils. Harding can't tell if this is nightmare or reality. A red light pulses in the background. In the distance, but oh so horribly close, people scream into an awful silence.

Points for laughs but you should have used Bickell, that's one ugly sum biatch


Bickell is ugly, but he's more likely to throw a punch rather than have a nightmare staring contest. Toews lurks.

If we're just going for ugly, I'd say Leddy for the Hawks and Suter for the Wild.
 
2013-05-07 01:34:42 PM  
USA just tied it 1-1.  Goal Stasny
 
2013-05-07 01:35:52 PM  
DIAF and choke Pens
 
2013-05-07 01:38:38 PM  
2-1 US.  Stasny again
 
2013-05-07 01:47:46 PM  
America! F-Yeah!
 
2013-05-07 01:58:19 PM  
2-2 1st intermission.  The Russian team is good, but they've got "Universe: in goal, so totally beatable.
 
2013-05-07 02:01:44 PM  

fatalvenom: P.K. Subban announced as a Norris Trophy finalist.

Discuss.


He will win, because everyone hates him and they dont want to look biased.

He also has won most hated player in the NHL this year, "because hes a good player and capitalises on his opponents mistakes" - Brad Marchand
 
2013-05-07 02:07:14 PM  

Jubeebee: If we're just going for ugly, I'd say Leddy for the Hawks and Suter for the Wild.


Suter doesn't have a face, just remnants of meat

andychrist420: 2-2 1st intermission.  The Russian team is good, but they've got "Universe: in goal, so totally beatable.


I'm honestly surprised so far with the amount of rubber being thrown that the score isn't higher
 
2013-05-07 02:21:26 PM  

Jubeebee: IdBeCrazyIf: Jubeebee: After every whistle, this face, staring, motionless but for an occasional flaring of nostrils. Harding can't tell if this is nightmare or reality. A red light pulses in the background. In the distance, but oh so horribly close, people scream into an awful silence.

Points for laughs but you should have used Bickell, that's one ugly sum biatch

Bickell is ugly, but he's more likely to throw a punch rather than have a nightmare staring contest. Toews lurks.

If we're just going for ugly, I'd say Leddy for the Hawks and Suter for the Wild.


Eh, those two aren't that awful. Toews has an inbred FAS look I find a bit creepy.

I don't remember who it was, but when the other ladies and I would start posting pics of attractive hockey players, he'd post a pic of Brent Sopel. Jerk.
 
2013-05-07 02:24:28 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised if there's a fight during the pregame skate in Ottawa.
 
2013-05-07 02:28:25 PM  
Well, just informed biopsy has been pushed back to tomorrow.  So I had to starve for nothing.  I farking hate hospitals.
 
2013-05-07 02:38:58 PM  
3-3 2nd int.
 
2013-05-07 03:12:58 PM  

ytterbium: Eh, those two aren't that awful. Toews has an inbred FAS look I find a bit creepy.


Leddy's eyes are different sizes.
 
2013-05-07 03:28:13 PM  
5-3 Russia. Final
 
2013-05-07 03:29:40 PM  
Dang
 
2013-05-07 03:59:21 PM  
I hope the Habs come out and get into penalty trouble trying to get even for being 'oumiliated' last game.
 
2013-05-07 04:16:17 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: DIAF and choke Pens


Yes. Let your hate wash through your spirit.
 
2013-05-07 04:26:31 PM  
Here's hoping for a Sharks sweep.

End their misery, Sharks.

/hater
//gonna hate
 
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