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(BBC)   Snape says toxic caterpillars will be targeted by helicopter as two worlds collide   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-05-07 07:54:00 AM
Jesus Christ, they're only children for f*ck's sake. Defense Against The Dark Arts is getting too intense.
 
2013-05-07 08:29:43 AM
Yes because wide area spraying of chemicals works out so well, or maybe we could bring in a new predator for the species that always works out well too.

I think at some point we have to just accept that this planet doesn't want us on it.
 
2013-05-07 08:48:53 AM
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2013-05-07 08:56:27 AM
I love the smell of potions in the morning!
 
2013-05-07 09:23:42 AM
worlds collide

...said George Powell to his bride...
 
2013-05-07 09:29:08 AM
Mad Libs!? Awesome!
 
2013-05-07 09:35:12 AM
And is he going to magic up the money to cover this cost?
 
2013-05-07 09:39:14 AM
They feed on oak trees and their hairs contain a toxin that can cause itchy rashes, eye and throat irritations.

Those are the health problems they're worried about? Don't touch them, problem solved.
 
2013-05-07 09:41:21 AM
Snape kills Caterpillars!


/Rosebud is a sled
//the Titanic sinks
///Verbal Kint is Kayzer Soze
 
2013-05-07 09:41:25 AM
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2013-05-07 09:43:54 AM

FrancoFile: Snape kills Caterpillars!


/Rosebud is a sled
//the Titanic sinks
///Verbal Kint is Kayzer Soze


Soylent Green is people.

/just sayin'
 
2013-05-07 09:52:11 AM

Galloping Galoshes: FrancoFile: Snape kills Caterpillars!


/Rosebud is a sled
//the Titanic sinks
///Verbal Kint is Kayzer Soze

Soylent Green is people.

/just sayin'


So are Soylent Cowpies!
 
2013-05-07 09:56:06 AM
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills pills.
 
2013-05-07 09:59:20 AM
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Hai Guyz!  What's going on in this thread?
 
2013-05-07 10:00:33 AM
I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adult, cooperative, not a lot to ask. But sadly, your Professor Dumbledore did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
 
2013-05-07 10:02:17 AM

UNC_Samurai: worlds collide

...said George Powell to his bride...


TheWhoppah: I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills pills.


Thanks... that's gonna be in my head all day.
 
2013-05-07 10:05:14 AM
1) The Forestry Commission's spokesman in the article is Stewart Snape
2) The agent being used to kill the caterpillars is Bacillus thuringiensis (Bt)
3) Bt was once thought to be a causative agent of colony collapse disorder, which has devastated bee populations
4) An antiquated term for bumblebee is "dumbledore"   citation

5) Snape killed dumbledore
 
2013-05-07 10:08:32 AM

Galloping Galoshes: FrancoFile: Snape kills Caterpillars!


/Rosebud is a sled
//the Titanic sinks
///Verbal Kint is Kayzer Soze

Soylent Green is people.


Darth Vader is Luke's father and Leia is his sister.
Lincoln gets assassinated.
The Axis loses WW2.
The Doctor regenerates.
Humans are mortal.
1+1=2.
 
2013-05-07 10:14:06 AM

Sybarite: I love the smell of potions in the morning!


I don't and never have.
 
2013-05-07 10:18:48 AM

abhorrent1: They feed on oak trees and their hairs contain a toxin that can cause itchy rashes, eye and throat irritations.

Those are the health problems they're worried about? Don't touch them, problem solved.


Obviously the answer is to plant more whomping willows.  Let's see the caterpillars try to feed on THEM.
 
2013-05-07 10:20:15 AM

TheWhoppah: I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills pills.


So it's a double feature?

In that case, I can think of one or two Farkers who should really be in this thread.
 
2013-05-07 10:21:01 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Galloping Galoshes: FrancoFile: Snape kills Caterpillars!


/Rosebud is a sled
//the Titanic sinks
///Verbal Kint is Kayzer Soze

Soylent Green is people.

Darth Vader is Luke's father and Leia is his sister.
Lincoln gets assassinated.
The Axis loses WW2.
The Doctor regenerates.
Humans are mortal.
1+1=2.


Socrates dies in the end?
 
2013-05-07 10:25:39 AM
Mothra says Bring It.
www.dvdtalk.com
 
2013-05-07 10:31:57 AM

QueenMamaBee: UNC_Samurai: worlds collide

...said George Powell to his bride...

TheWhoppah: I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills pills.

Thanks... that's gonna be in my head all day.


Like a....

DENTAL X-RAY!
 
2013-05-07 10:33:03 AM

UNC_Samurai: worlds collide

...said George Powell to his bride...


Actually, it was George Pal.

/Hates to be that guy.
//Well, not so much since I was thinking along those lines.
 
2013-05-07 10:53:32 AM
Snape... Snape... Severus Snape.

Dumbledore!

Snape... Snape... Severus Snape.

Dumbledore!
 
2013-05-07 10:56:40 AM

Nurglitch: PC LOAD LETTER: Galloping Galoshes: FrancoFile: Snape kills Caterpillars!


/Rosebud is a sled
//the Titanic sinks
///Verbal Kint is Kayzer Soze

Soylent Green is people.

Darth Vader is Luke's father and Leia is his sister.
Lincoln gets assassinated.
The Axis loses WW2.
The Doctor regenerates.
Humans are mortal.
1+1=2.

Socrates dies in the end?


He decides not to jump and the townspeople donate to bail him out of debt.
Seabiscuit wins.
They trick a different submarine into torpedoing itself with US Navy help, and hide somewhere along the East Coast.
 
2013-05-07 11:10:03 AM

Mr Guy: Nurglitch: PC LOAD LETTER: Galloping Galoshes: FrancoFile: Snape kills Caterpillars!


/Rosebud is a sled
//the Titanic sinks
///Verbal Kint is Kayzer Soze

Soylent Green is people.

Darth Vader is Luke's father and Leia is his sister.
Lincoln gets assassinated.
The Axis loses WW2.
The Doctor regenerates.
Humans are mortal.
1+1=2.

Socrates dies in the end?

He decides not to jump and the townspeople donate to bail him out of debt.
Seabiscuit wins.
They trick a different submarine into torpedoing itself with US Navy help, and hide somewhere along the East Coast.


It was a Coke bottle tied to a window blind.
The matador was Colonel Black.
The only winning move is not to play.
 
2013-05-07 11:15:05 AM

Mister Pleco: Mr Guy: Nurglitch: PC LOAD LETTER: Galloping Galoshes: FrancoFile: Snape kills Caterpillars!


/Rosebud is a sled
//the Titanic sinks
///Verbal Kint is Kayzer Soze

Soylent Green is people.

Darth Vader is Luke's father and Leia is his sister.
Lincoln gets assassinated.
The Axis loses WW2.
The Doctor regenerates.
Humans are mortal.
1+1=2.

Socrates dies in the end?

He decides not to jump and the townspeople donate to bail him out of debt.
Seabiscuit wins.
They trick a different submarine into torpedoing itself with US Navy help, and hide somewhere along the East Coast.

It was a Coke bottle tied to a window blind.
The matador was Colonel Black.
The only winning move is not to play.


It's either you, or that creepy cop that keeps hanging around you, claiming to help you remember stuff.  But it's probably you.
The kid wins the fight and the tournament, by kicking the true karate champion in the face with an illegal kick, inquiry and subsequent forfeit not shown.
She had the ability to go home the whole time, because she's actually suffering a psychotic break from watching the lady who stole her dog brutally struck down dead by flying debris in her yard.
 
2013-05-07 11:35:00 AM
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2013-05-07 12:03:04 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
Knows a thing or two about worlds colliding.
 
2013-05-07 12:28:25 PM
Hey, can someone post a hot pic of Hermione?
 
2013-05-07 01:30:51 PM
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Collision of worlds often brings doom. Doomsday-seer, meet your next victim.
 
2013-05-07 03:42:29 PM
Snape says toxic caterpillars will be targeted by helicopter as two worlds collide

I know what those words mean, but that sentence doesn't make any sense.
 
2013-05-07 03:56:23 PM

MBooda: Mothra says Bring It.
[www.dvdtalk.com image 400x271]


Consider it brought:

thefilmexperience.net
 
2013-05-08 12:05:22 AM
I'm sure they'll get their best people to handle to task of giant toxic caterpillars.

wanderersinthe4thdimension.files.wordpress.com
 
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