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(CBS San Francisco)   Mission College goes on lockdown after student mistakes cardboard cutout of gun for the real thing. No word on if anyone thought a toilet paper roll center was a rocket launcher   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) divider line 41
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2013-05-07 06:26:40 AM
Is this new version of pulling a fire alarm?
 
2013-05-07 06:27:24 AM
Is this the new version of pulling a fire alarm to get out of a test?
 
2013-05-07 06:30:07 AM
If cardboard is outlawed, only outlaws will have cardboard.
 
2013-05-07 06:33:16 AM
We're now receiving word that the floor is now hot lava. We'll have more as the story develops.
 
2013-05-07 06:33:59 AM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a cardboard gun is a good guy with a cardboard gun
 
2013-05-07 06:37:07 AM

Enemabag Jones: Is this new version of pulling a fire alarm?


Enemabag Jones: Is this the new version of pulling a fire alarm to get out of a test?


Enemabag Jones: Is this the new version of pulling a fire alarm to get out of a test that you are unprepared for?


Enemabag Jones: Is this the new version of pulling a fire alarm to get out of a test that you are unprepared for because you went to the bar?


Enemabag Jones: Is this the new version of pulling a fire alarm to get out of a test that you are unprepared for because you went to the bar instead of studying?


I...I don't know...I...uh....
*pulls fire alarm*
 
2013-05-07 06:44:40 AM
Imagine if they saw the mad cat being piloted by a cat, they would have called the Army in to deal with it.
 
2013-05-07 06:46:21 AM
Is Mission College a cardboard cutout of a college?
 
2013-05-07 06:48:26 AM
You gotta watch out for the modified wooden toilet paper rollers.
 
2013-05-07 06:49:31 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/thank god it wasn't a poptart.
//EVERYBODY PANIC!
 
2013-05-07 06:52:10 AM

abhorrent1: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

/thank god it wasn't a poptart.
//EVERYBODY PANIC!


Oh shiat it's a B2, run!
 
2013-05-07 06:56:30 AM
The first responders we not happy about the shenannigans:

img404.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-07 07:10:32 AM
Enjoying your fear state yet?
 
2013-05-07 07:10:32 AM
"As part of a sociology of criminology class project where students were to dress up as criminals, one student wore a ski mask and carried a cardboard cutout of a gun "

So Santa Clara College is a middle school?
 
2013-05-07 07:10:54 AM
Was it a 2d printed gun?
I'd heard about those in the news.
 
2013-05-07 07:13:28 AM
Call the Army!!!!

www.dailyhaha.com
 
2013-05-07 07:14:16 AM
Everybody just-calm-down....
 
2013-05-07 07:36:04 AM
Did it look like this:
global.fncstatic.com

Or like this:
i.ytimg.com

Because that 2nd one is just one Sharpie away from being a military-style high capacity clipozine assault weapon.
 
2013-05-07 07:58:00 AM
img2.timeinc.net
 
2013-05-07 07:58:01 AM
Tp roll could be a giant firecracker.

4.bp.blogspot.com

BAM!
 
2013-05-07 08:11:57 AM
Once again, folks, these are the "reasonable" people with whom gun owners are supposed to negotiate "common sense" restrictions on their 2nd Amendment rights.

Reasonable.  Common sense.
 
2013-05-07 08:25:13 AM
They hypertards are out again..  Someone please put them back in their cages.....

What I want to know is, was it a cardboard cutout of a scary black assault box with a high capacity pistol grip and a disposable magazine clip.   I hear those have a nasti bite.

Why do civilians NEED cardboard anyway?  Only the military should have cardboard.

Because  Safety.
 
2013-05-07 08:33:40 AM
To think now I proabably could shut down the whole town with this.  Heck, we all had one - I guess we were a terrorist cell back in the day....

www.brinkleys.org
 
2013-05-07 08:33:56 AM

GoldSpider: Once again, folks, these are the "reasonable" people with whom gun owners are supposed to negotiate "common sense" restrictions on their 2nd Amendment rights.

Reasonable.  Common sense.


You poor things.


static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-05-07 08:43:56 AM
While all of you are laughing at this eighteen children were pretend shot by angry child with a cardboard gun.

The enemies received pretend headshots, while friends were pretend shot in the knees.
 
2013-05-07 08:46:57 AM

The Name: GoldSpider: Once again, folks, these are the "reasonable" people with whom gun owners are supposed to negotiate "common sense" restrictions on their 2nd Amendment rights.

Reasonable.  Common sense.

You poor things.


That guy went on Chris Matthews, and was pretty calm, cool, and collected. Chris acted like a sensationalist yellow-news reject with severe ADHD, and said "goddamn gun" about 5 times because there was no story. Just imagine the Republicans trying to make Benghazi into a story, turn it liberal, and squeeze it into an interview. Good stuff.
 
2013-05-07 08:47:40 AM
Oblig, but with variety this time.

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2013-05-07 08:48:31 AM
Not related, but still a cool thing to do with a toilet paper roll center:
www.picshag.com
 
2013-05-07 08:53:44 AM

The Name: GoldSpider: Once again, folks, these are the "reasonable" people with whom gun owners are supposed to negotiate "common sense" restrictions on their 2nd Amendment rights.

Reasonable.  Common sense.

You poor things.

[static.guim.co.uk image 220x333]


Who did he hurt?  What laws did he break?
 
2013-05-07 09:11:05 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: The Name: GoldSpider: Once again, folks, these are the "reasonable" people with whom gun owners are supposed to negotiate "common sense" restrictions on their 2nd Amendment rights.

Reasonable.  Common sense.

You poor things.

[static.guim.co.uk image 220x333]

Who did he hurt?  What laws did he break?


What?

You don't understand!

I mean..   Gun.

He could have given someone a mean papercut.

Gun.
 
2013-05-07 09:13:31 AM

The Name: You poor things.

static.guim.co.uk


I'll take that to mean you think it's reasonable to lose one's shiat over a cardboard cutout of a gun.
 
2013-05-07 09:37:02 AM

r0cj07p: Not related, but still a cool thing to do with a toilet paper roll center:


Lol.
 
2013-05-07 09:46:23 AM

poodebunker: r0cj07p: Not related, but still a cool thing to do with a toilet paper roll center:

Lol.


That's a fiber-rich diet.
 
2013-05-07 09:53:08 AM

GoldSpider: poodebunker: r0cj07p: Not related, but still a cool thing to do with a toilet paper roll center:

Lol.

That's a fiber-rich diet.


Time for this one?



Cardboard is the secret ingredient in snack. Daily Mail
 
2013-05-07 10:53:36 AM
Sounds like a cardboard gun suicide attempt gone horribly wrong.
 
2013-05-07 01:19:27 PM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: That guy went on Chris Matthews, and was pretty calm, cool, and collected.


So he was calm, cool and collected after he showed up to a rally armed and holding a sign threatening armed revolt against the government?  Yeah, I'd probably be wanting to look a little less like a dickbag in that situation, too.
 
2013-05-07 01:20:41 PM

GoldSpider: The Name: You poor things.

static.guim.co.uk

I'll take that to mean you think it's reasonable to lose one's shiat over a cardboard cutout of a gun.


No, it's meant to mean that gun owners who think gun-control activists are the delusional ones are themselves delusional.
 
2013-05-07 01:49:00 PM
Next, they'll close the cafeteria because the spilt Splenda looked like anthrax.
 
2013-05-07 02:22:17 PM

The Name: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: That guy went on Chris Matthews, and was pretty calm, cool, and collected.

So he was calm, cool and collected after he showed up to a rally armed and holding a sign threatening armed revolt against the government?  Yeah, I'd probably be wanting to look a little less like a dickbag in that situation, too.


That wasn't a threat of armed rebellion.  Was it a threat when Jefferson said it?
 
2013-05-07 11:15:50 PM

r0cj07p: Not related, but still a cool thing to do with a toilet paper roll center:
[www.picshag.com image 530x495]


Fun AND educational. This is why I Fark.
 
2013-05-08 04:15:44 PM
My second grade teacher (back in the 70's) brought two rifles to school to show us some of the tools used by the pioneers. I wonder how that would work out now?

But in all fairness, back in the 70's not everything was sensationalized and immortalized by "the media" (of which we are a part)
 
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