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2013-05-07 08:27:38 AM
23 votes:
webpages.charter.net
2013-05-07 02:51:14 AM
17 votes:

GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"


About 3am, he's going to start to wonder what kind of ribs those were.
2013-05-07 12:21:33 AM
10 votes:
Is there an FTD for ribs?  I want to send him a slab for Mother's Day. Bad Mothers Day.
2013-05-07 06:34:27 AM
8 votes:
crasstalk.com
Lest we not forget, Charles answered this nagging question.
/Charles knows where they at. He knows where they at.
2013-05-07 03:50:25 AM
6 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.


I knew you would be here at some point. You always show up in threads like these, the one who holds the one and only true definition of the word hero, who will stop at nothing to see that the word is not used in anyway you consider unorthodox.

god bless you definition defender guy.
2013-05-07 03:05:53 AM
6 votes:

puffy999: Set this to a Wesley Willis keyboard background beat, and we're freaking set.


My neighbor had a big "R" on his chest
He was drawing on my nerves
I got mad at his drunk ass
I gave him a war hell ride

I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass

My neighbor thought he was bad
He was messing with a teenage girl
I caught him in the basement kissing her
I took a rubber hose and flogged his rump

I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
2013-05-07 07:58:29 AM
5 votes:
img91.imageshack.us
2013-05-07 03:59:31 AM
5 votes:

PsychoLaurie: Anyone else notice that tonight's episode of Hawaii Five-0, Ho'opio, deals with this EXACT same topic??

http://www.examiner.com/video/hawaii-five-0-episode-22-ho-opio-may-6 -2 013


CBS's viral marketing campaign is getting out of control...
2013-05-07 02:56:00 AM
5 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wonder how many missing girls are currenty living in rape dungeons in suburban Anytown, USA. Probably a lot more than we'll ever know.


Six that I know of. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed my dogs.
2013-05-07 06:25:52 AM
4 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.


i177.photobucket.com
2013-05-07 03:17:11 AM
4 votes:
http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language
2013-05-07 02:59:19 AM
4 votes:
Someone was BBQing?  I thought, "oh lord Jesus, it's a fire!"
2013-05-07 12:11:17 AM
4 votes:
The cop car siren really made him look around, lol. Holy shiat that whole video was the funniest thing I've watched in a long time.
2013-05-07 07:07:01 AM
3 votes:

too-old: Maybe that is why I thought nothing of it, that stuff is just normal talk here


"Oh, I thought that was your house."
-"Nah, I'm smarter than that bro, I'm tellin you where the crime was- not my house."

That was so Cuyahoga County, Lake Erie started spilling out of my nose when I heard it. Proud to share an area code with the dude.
2013-05-07 06:28:03 AM
3 votes:

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: steerforth: As a white woman currently being held against my will in a basement, I want Charles to rescue me.

Get in line!



And that is how Charles ended up in charge of our days, nights, wrongs, and rights.
2013-05-07 04:52:26 AM
3 votes:
img201.imageshack.us
2013-05-07 04:30:22 AM
3 votes:
img803.imageshack.us


DEAD GIVE AWAY!
2013-05-07 12:19:36 AM
3 votes:
I didn't realize my husband could hear my computer until it go to the you know something's wrong when a pretty little white girl runs into the arms of a black man - the laughter barreled out of the bedroom. This guy is awesome - great job!
2013-05-07 12:17:30 AM
3 votes:
Set this to a Wesley Willis keyboard background beat, and we're freaking set.
2013-05-07 12:05:27 AM
3 votes:
forums.pelicanparts.com
huh?
2013-05-07 05:38:22 PM
2 votes:
cretinbob:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 591x1500]

Where's Alfonso Bedoya?
courierpromotional.files.wordpress.com
/trickier: where's Frank Silvera?
2013-05-07 11:28:49 AM
2 votes:

lewismarktwo: Imagine if Charles Ramsey did go back to his house and call 911 like we're all told to do.  When he called the dispatcher did NOT believe his story.  How long would they have taken to eventually get to the house based on his word alone? An hour? Four hours? Even with a frantic woman claiming to be Amanda Berry begging for police to hurry 'before he gets back' they took a really long time to get there according to Ramsey.

The police caught Ariel Castro at the nearby McDonald's.  It is entirely possible he was just out to pick up some food and would have returned shortly.  He could have easily returned home to find Amanda Berry out of her restraints or whatever and it he could have beat or killed her (or worse) right then before police came by.

So yes, Charles Ramsey is a hero.  Stop threadshiatting.


On a side not, there's a whole lot of McDonalds in this story, so I'm guessing this trick wouldn't work in that neighborhood:

fc06.deviantart.net
2013-05-07 08:27:07 AM
2 votes:
We've found the Shogun of Cleveland!

joakimnoahisshonuff.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-07 08:17:23 AM
2 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.


You can put the seat back on your bike now.
2013-05-07 06:27:57 AM
2 votes:
OK NOW the video is up

Like I said it's quick and dirty, but should cause a chuckle or two.


//goin' nuts
2013-05-07 06:19:28 AM
2 votes:
As a white woman currently being held against my will in a basement, I want Charles to rescue me.
2013-05-07 04:45:28 AM
2 votes:
You guys talk about heroes, but if you asked me you wouldn't know a true hero if he was outside in the parking lot, waiting to give you hepatitis. WHICH HE WILL BE...10 minutes from now.
2013-05-07 04:41:29 AM
2 votes:

filter: Bathia_Mapes: This gentleman is the true definition of a hero.

"Gentleman?"

So just doing the 'right thing' these days makes one a hero?  I thought doing something 'heroic' meant doing something truly selfless, not just letting a tortured crime victim use your telephone.  If this man were living in a gated community in the suburbs, wearing a suit and tie, and was very 'well spoken,' people wouldn't be bandying the word 'hero' about.

Not trying to be 'word definition hero guy' here.

The true hero is the woman who escaped and ultimately saved the others.


You should move to the Netherlands.
2013-05-07 04:18:38 AM
2 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Well, technically:

hysterical (adj.) 1610s, from Latin hystericus "of the womb," from Greek hysterikos "of the womb, suffering in the womb,"


I'm from kansas. we don't speak hysterikos here, we speak 'merican.
2013-05-07 03:58:58 AM
2 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: Where I live, this is considered normal, though.


it's normal to kick in a door to save a woman imprisoned for a decade where you live? wow.
2013-05-07 03:37:14 AM
2 votes:

jtown: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

About 3am, he's going to start to wonder what kind of ribs those were.


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Ribs and a side of fried green tomatoes
2013-05-07 02:55:42 AM
2 votes:

jtown: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

About 3am, he's going to start to wonder what kind of ribs those were.


I'm going to hell for laughing at that, and I'm dragging you with me.
2013-05-07 02:49:56 AM
2 votes:
From now on, for the rest of his life (and probably everyone else who has lived near that house) anytime anyone invites him over for a backyard cookout, he's gonna demand a tour of their attic and basement first.
2013-05-07 01:19:47 AM
2 votes:
I dub this guy Rufus cuz he just speaked tha Troofus.
2013-05-07 12:17:31 AM
2 votes:

fat boy: I'd like to buy that dude a beer


I'd get him some McDonald's.
2013-05-08 12:26:02 AM
1 votes:

GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"


Wait'll he finds out that there used to be FOUR girls in that place.
2013-05-07 07:41:08 PM
1 votes:

Altitude5280: [img.photobucket.com image 798x270]


"You just rescued three women from years of sexual slavery: what are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to McDonalds!"
2013-05-07 05:52:26 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-05-07 02:21:14 PM
1 votes:
i think... and hear me out on this... that we just found Jules from Pulp Fiction in retirement.  close your eyes and listen to the 911 call again.  then do the same with the video.  it's samuel l jackson.

i guess when he quit working for mr. wallace he went to cleveland.  he's downgraded from kahuna burgers to McD's.  still kickin' in doors and droppin' f-bombs.  some things never change.
2013-05-07 02:02:43 PM
1 votes:

too-old: I get the feeling some of you people never met a real live black man before.


'ullo!

images.starpulse.com
2013-05-07 11:23:03 AM
1 votes:

steamingpile: NewportBarGuy: Scary thing? There are a LOT more of these who are never found. A whole lot more than anyone can imagine.

This kind of shiat is what scares me to death when I can't get in touch with the GF


Don't worry.  She's resting comfortably.
2013-05-07 11:14:19 AM
1 votes:

Cluckity: Anyone know anything about the patches of the guy standing behind him? Front patch says 'Seargent at Arms' and rear patch says 'Ko-Ko' I think, but I've never heard of such a club.


I was looking at the patches below the Ko-Ko one. They say...

"I'd talk about my dick but that's a long story"

And

"I ain't Mr. Right but I'll fark you until he shows up."

Pause the video at 0:14 and 0:16 to see them.
2013-05-07 10:54:25 AM
1 votes:
vudukungfu

He's going to rethink that whole having a white friend thing, I bet.

** Liberal logic **
Hispanic men kidnap and hold multiple women hostage for years
Talking point : Blame "white people"

Conservatives talk of securing southern border.
Talking point : Republicans hate brown people

Hispanic man shoots violent offender
Talking point : White gun owners hate black people.

Hispanic! It's the color you need it to be for every day's derp!
2013-05-07 10:21:37 AM
1 votes:

Langdon_777: This thread needs a (supposed) pic of the neighbor in question too:

[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]


1. DON'T TRUST WHITEY
2. LORD LOVES A WORKIN' MAN
3. SEE A DOCTOR AND GET RID OF IT.
2013-05-07 09:17:20 AM
1 votes:
Love the look at around 19 seconds.  Someone bumps him from behind and he just turns to him with a "you gotta be farking kidding me, son" look.
2013-05-07 08:17:44 AM
1 votes:
Good job Charles Ramsey.  I will use the word astonishing three times today in your honor.
2013-05-07 08:04:48 AM
1 votes:

fat boy: I'd like to buy that dude a beer


And perhaps listed to some Salsa music together.
2013-05-07 07:41:53 AM
1 votes:

GungFu: borg: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wonder how many missing girls are currenty living in rape dungeons in suburban Anytown, USA. Probably a lot more than we'll ever know.

Hundreds, if not thousands.


/No I don't have a basement


4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-07 06:41:16 AM
1 votes:

YoOjo: So if I eat McDonalds I get three new women, is that how this works?


Hence the wide selection of mcnugget sauces.
2013-05-07 06:40:05 AM
1 votes:
So if I eat McDonalds I get three new women, is that how this works?
2013-05-07 06:30:49 AM
1 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.


Hmm. You don't want to "shiat on the parade" but here you are, pants down, ass hanging over the fence with drippy poo coming out.
2013-05-07 05:41:59 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-07 05:19:51 AM
1 votes:

filter: So just doing the 'right thing' these days makes one a hero?


Dude, I've watched a lot of horror movies in my life. If I see some woman banging on a window screaming for her life, you better believe I'm going to think about it. Last thing I need in my day is Leatherface popping out on me.
2013-05-07 05:19:33 AM
1 votes:

Langdon_777: This thread needs a (supposed) pic of the neighbor in question too:


img.gawkerassets.com

Well, that explains it.

*In South Park Rob Shneider voice*
"He used to be a warlord with a harem of thousands of women, but these days ol' Genghis just can't catch a break. He's about to find out that being a warlord in Cleveland isn't as easy as he thought it would be."
2013-05-07 05:13:47 AM
1 votes:
Like many of you I involuntarily busted out in laughter towards the end. Which would normally be OK, except the I'm using the laptop in the bedroom with the GF, who was sleeping. I stress the "was" part. Seeing as how she has to wake up at 5:30am CST (just over an hour, now), this means I'll probably be making her an extra nice breakfast in hopes of retaining my testicles.

I so want this to get memed long-term.
2013-05-07 05:13:08 AM
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: White women run

stumble into my arms all the time

/FTFY
//Barflies don't count :P
2013-05-07 05:07:01 AM
1 votes:
Someone start a thing for Charles so we can all donate and make him a rich man.

I don't mean rich like returning the diamond ring inadvertently thrown into your cup and returning it rich, just sort of saving the white girl from years of torture and rape rich.
2013-05-07 04:12:47 AM
1 votes:

Theory Of Null: Jon iz teh kewl: what gives it doesn't say what hero's eat at McDonald's

i bet it was the McChicken

I think we can safely rule out McRibs and Shamrock shakes.


The man is so awesome he can order McRibs and Shamrock shakes all year long and get them. Even at Chick-fil-a.
2013-05-07 04:12:22 AM
1 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: hysterical


Coming on a Bicycle: hysteria


so you have super strict definitions of Hero and Funny, but it's ok to throw Hysteria and Hysterical around like nobody's business.
2013-05-07 04:08:04 AM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: what gives it doesn't say what hero's eat at McDonald's

i bet it was the McChicken


That shiat was so funny on so many levels...I totally forgot he rescued a white girl from sex slavery.
2013-05-07 04:07:50 AM
1 votes:
They caught the bad guy at McDonald's too!?  This must all be some viral ad.
2013-05-07 04:04:22 AM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: what gives it doesn't say what hero's eat at McDonald's

i bet it was the McChicken


Double McRib.
2013-05-07 04:02:38 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: sleeps in trees: Sorry. He only saved two kidnapped teens and a child from years of rape and abuse. Not knowing what or who was in the house.

That's pretty bland. Not quite a Hero. I do that shiat every day.

do you live in the Netherlands too?


I'm being sarcastic. I want to cook the man cookies and live next door to him.
2013-05-07 04:00:06 AM
1 votes:

sleeps in trees: Sorry. He only saved two kidnapped teens and a child from years of rape and abuse. Not knowing what or who was in the house.

That's pretty bland. Not quite a Hero. I do that shiat every day.


do you live in the Netherlands too?
2013-05-07 03:48:37 AM
1 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: Taylor Mental: Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

You know how I know you didn't watch the video?

I did too.


"White woman runs into the arms of a black man. Dead give away. You know something is wrong here!"

How can that not be stupifyingly funny?
2013-05-07 03:44:53 AM
1 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.


Really? Because it sure sounds like shiatting on the parade is exactly what you want to do. Get a new hobby, you unhappy little man.
2013-05-07 03:42:00 AM
1 votes:
There's a link up there with the 911 call that has Charles' number if you want to call and thank him. Voice mail is full now, but keep trying.
2013-05-07 03:37:52 AM
1 votes:
Some are born great, some achieve to greatness...

Damn, this guy has greatness written all over him.

I'm in for his forever-beer.

Cheers to you man of greatness!
2013-05-07 03:17:51 AM
1 votes:
The skinhead white supremacist with the tat on his neck listening intently behind Charles is what's Classic Internet Gold.
2013-05-07 03:12:55 AM
1 votes:

Langdon_777: HotWingAgenda: jtown: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

About 3am, he's going to start to wonder what kind of ribs those were.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that, and I'm dragging you with me.

Yeah I am going too.


Save me the aisle seat.
2013-05-07 03:12:29 AM
1 votes:

stonelotus: Someone was BBQing?  I thought, "oh lord Jesus, it's a  far!"


FTFY
2013-05-07 03:03:16 AM
1 votes:

NobleHam: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wonder how many missing girls are currenty living in rape dungeons in suburban Anytown, USA. Probably a lot more than we'll ever know.

Six that I know of. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed my dogs.


So, five then?
2013-05-07 03:01:43 AM
1 votes:

NobleHam: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wonder how many missing girls are currenty living in rape dungeons in suburban Anytown, USA. Probably a lot more than we'll ever know.

Six that I know of. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed my dogs.


i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-05-07 03:01:30 AM
1 votes:

jtown: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

About 3am, he's going to start to wonder what kind of ribs those were.


Baby back?
2013-05-07 02:59:32 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: jtown: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

About 3am, he's going to start to wonder what kind of ribs those were.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that, and I'm dragging you with me.


Yeah I am going too.
2013-05-07 02:50:48 AM
1 votes:
"When a pretty white girl runs into a black guy's arms"

I choked on my cereal. It's taken me a minute to recover before I typed this out.

Gold.
2013-05-07 02:49:11 AM
1 votes:
I wonder if he finished his Mcdonalds after that.
2013-05-07 02:47:18 AM
1 votes:
"Bro, I knew something was wrong when a pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms"

Classic.

This guy is going to make an awesome hero for the talk shows.
2013-05-07 02:44:56 AM
1 votes:
I'd talk about my dick, but that's a long story.
2013-05-07 02:03:17 AM
1 votes:
I only wish my neighbors were as cool as this guy. I'm whiter than the milk sitting in my fridge and I'd be happy to have this guy as my neighbor.
2013-05-07 01:33:18 AM
1 votes:
I'd eat ribs with the man.
2013-05-07 01:15:20 AM
1 votes:
fta Ain't nothing exciting about him. Well... until today.

Awesome
2013-05-07 01:09:34 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-07 12:35:22 AM
1 votes:

puffy999: Set this to a Wesley Willis keyboard background beat, and we're freaking set.


yeah, should be out any minute now
2013-05-07 12:22:18 AM
1 votes:
That was phenomenal.
2013-05-07 12:19:05 AM
1 votes:

fat boy: I'd like to buy that dude a beer


Just one?  That interview was all sorts of awesome!  If anything he definitely deserves this as well:
www.raidz3ro.com
 
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