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2013-05-07 04:02:52 PM  
Wasn't this guy in the movie Coming to America?  He played a barber.
 
2013-05-07 04:28:39 PM  

PapaChester: MBooda: mjones73: vudukungfu: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

He's going to rethink that whole having a white friend thing, I bet.

It looks like the supposed kidnapper is hispanic... How many white guys you know named Ariel Castro?

No no no, remember the Zimmerman Principle: Hispanics are Hispanics until you want them to look bad.  Then they're white.

Ariel Castro sounds Cuban. Looks Cuban, Hispanics are from Spain. Latino is Latin America/Mexico.

Hispania was in Europe.


Per the news he had a Puerto Rico flag hanging on the house, I guess we are all wrong..
 
2013-05-07 04:35:54 PM  

Aquapope: flamingboard: Some "psychic" (lying whore) lying, evil, scum-of-the-Earth parasites who deserve nothing better than being staked out in the sun covered in blood and honey, so insects and scavengers tear their flesh to shreds and crap in their eyes and mouth until painful death takes them,told one of the girl's mom's that she was dead and floating in some water, which is just another way of saying the body won't be found, somewhere because she made it up to get a check from a pained and grieving mother of a missing girl, like a farking evil vulture..

There, fixed that for you...


You want evil vultures? You got 'em...

http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/nothing-left-of-tourist-eaten-by- vu ltures/story-e6frfq80-1226635738897
 
2013-05-07 04:39:50 PM  

mjones73: PapaChester: MBooda: mjones73: vudukungfu: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

He's going to rethink that whole having a white friend thing, I bet.

It looks like the supposed kidnapper is hispanic... How many white guys you know named Ariel Castro?

No no no, remember the Zimmerman Principle: Hispanics are Hispanics until you want them to look bad.  Then they're white.

Ariel Castro sounds Cuban. Looks Cuban, Hispanics are from Spain. Latino is Latin America/Mexico.

Hispania was in Europe.

Per the news he had a Puerto Rico flag hanging on the house, I guess we are all wrong..


and whenever I see that turtle neck with necklace look on guys like that, they scream " i am the leader of my very own religion!" to me.
 
2013-05-07 04:41:23 PM  

Meethos: cretinbob: OK NOW the video is up

Like I said it's quick and dirty, but should cause a chuckle or two.


//goin' nuts

Damn, that was really not very good, at all. :(


I will admit that it sounded better in my sleep deprived head, and that if I had not rushed it It could be better.

I have to read the rest of this thread, looks like there is a bunch of assholery afoot.

//yes, I'd rather hang out with him than probably 98% of y'all.
 
2013-05-07 04:45:07 PM  

filter: Not trying to be 'word definition hero guy' here.


Clearly, since you don't know what the definition of the word is.


The internet isn't just a giant porn stash
 
2013-05-07 04:48:54 PM  

Oldiron_79: Is he gonna get a meme?


i.qkme.me
 
2013-05-07 04:52:08 PM  

JustGetItRight: mjones73: vudukungfu: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

He's going to rethink that whole having a white friend thing, I bet.

It looks like the supposed kidnapper is hispanic... How many white guys you know named Ariel Castro?

Fark rules.  He did something bad, so he's white.

If something bad had been done to him, or he was here illegally, he'd be brown.

 
2013-05-07 04:54:06 PM  

cretinbob: JustGetItRight: mjones73: vudukungfu: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

He's going to rethink that whole having a white friend thing, I bet.

It looks like the supposed kidnapper is hispanic... How many white guys you know named Ariel Castro?

Fark rules.  He did something bad, so he's white.

If something bad had been done to him, or he was here illegally, he'd be brown.


Damnit, let me try that again.....

here's the link to the large, easy to read version just in case

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 04:55:36 PM  

crayola_chicken: i think... and hear me out on this... that we just found Jules from Pulp Fiction in retirement.  close your eyes and listen to the 911 call again.  then do the same with the video.  it's samuel l jackson.

i guess when he quit working for mr. wallace he went to cleveland.  he's downgraded from kahuna burgers to McD's.  still kickin' in doors and droppin' f-bombs.  some things never change.


What do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Cleveland?
 
2013-05-07 05:27:00 PM  
This defiantly needs to be autotuned.
 
2013-05-07 05:38:22 PM  
cretinbob:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 591x1500]

Where's Alfonso Bedoya?
courierpromotional.files.wordpress.com
/trickier: where's Frank Silvera?
 
2013-05-07 05:46:09 PM  

Taylor Mental: Jon iz teh kewl: what gives it doesn't say what hero's eat at McDonald's

i bet it was the McChicken

That shiat was so funny on so many levels...I totally forgot he rescued a white girl from sex slavery.


You were quoted by The Globe and Mail:  http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/in-ohio-missing-wo m en-case-neighbour-charles-ramsey-is-more-good-samaritan-than-comic-rel ief/article11762776/
 
2013-05-07 05:52:26 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-07 06:43:50 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.


This but he was funny.

A terrible frightening story with a happy ending.
 
2013-05-07 06:44:07 PM  
I've been waiting all day to see this video. It was WORTH THE WAIT.

/classic move man. very well on you.
 
2013-05-07 07:13:48 PM  
The number of times McDonald's pops up in every single article is truly absurd. Even in cases where they could have just generalized with "bags of food" they make sure to specify it was McDonald's.
 
2013-05-07 07:18:34 PM  
Oh man...classic is right...hilarious...
 
2013-05-07 07:30:14 PM  

muwaryer: He won't last long in prison.


Good.
 
2013-05-07 07:40:48 PM  

Altitude5280: [img.photobucket.com image 798x270]


Lifetime McDonalds card. Has to happen.

/and obligate medical insurance
 
2013-05-07 07:41:08 PM  

Altitude5280: [img.photobucket.com image 798x270]


"You just rescued three women from years of sexual slavery: what are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to McDonalds!"
 
2013-05-07 08:05:10 PM  

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: Taylor Mental: Jon iz teh kewl: what gives it doesn't say what hero's eat at McDonald's

i bet it was the McChicken

That shiat was so funny on so many levels...I totally forgot he rescued a white girl from sex slavery.

You were quoted by The Globe and Mail:  http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/in-ohio-missing-wo m en-case-neighbour-charles-ramsey-is-more-good-samaritan-than-comic-rel ief/article11762776/


That's awesome.
 
2013-05-07 08:26:50 PM  
wow funny where's the auto tune?
 
2013-05-07 08:29:19 PM  

log_jammin: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language

man. that dispatcher was kind of a dick.


He was really damn rude. Ramsey better change his phone number really fast.
 
2013-05-07 08:57:00 PM  
Dude is awesome.

Also, the perps need to be burned at the stake. Publicly.
 
2013-05-07 09:31:06 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: The Internet needs to start a Charles Ramsey Appreciation Fund, where people can kick this guy a couple dollars both for saving some lives, and for cheering us up during these dark times.  No scholarships, no donations to charities in his name- just give the man some money to do whatever he pleases with it.


I think Newsmax picked up your tweet:

http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/charles-ramsey-online-sensation-missi ng -women/2013/05/07/id/503186
 
2013-05-07 09:44:24 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.


IIRC, most interviewees that are deemed a "Hero" from the public tend to shrug off the Hero tag, saying things like, "I did what anyone would do in the same situation."  Thanks to their own admissions, should they never have earned the Hero tag?

Semantics can be fun, sir/madam.  But don't shiat on a parade of admiration for a down-to-earth man that, in a moment of "WTF?!?!" happens to shed a little humor onto a Kardashian-fed world of farked-up worthiness.  If your life lacks value enough to vicariously enjoy another's moment, pull the bicycle out your ass and do something better about it than arguing the definition of "hero" on the internet.
 
2013-05-07 09:51:48 PM  
mcdonalds is gonna offer this guy a deal
 
2013-05-07 10:17:02 PM  

SlothB77: mcdonalds is gonna offer this guy a deal


Maybe after they fix his teeth. Maybe..

/and by maybe I mean no.
 
2013-05-07 10:45:53 PM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo

Set this to a Wesley Willis keyboard background beat, and we're freaking set.

My neighbor had a big "R" on his chest
He was drawing on my nerves
I got mad at his drunk ass
I gave him a war hell ride

I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass

My neighbor thought he was bad
He was messing with a teenage girl
I caught him in the basement kissing her
I took a rubber hose and flogged his rump

I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass


That is f*cking awesome!

/an internet each for you and Charlie
 
2013-05-07 11:16:54 PM  

Taylor Mental: The skinhead white supremacist with the tat on his neck listening intently behind Charles is what's Classic Internet Gold.


Hardly a white supremacist. Motorcycle Club member.
https://www.facebook.com/aalim.raheem

The MC page
https://www.facebook.com/executioners.mc
 
2013-05-07 11:47:23 PM  
 
2013-05-07 11:50:24 PM  

Cluckity: Anyone know anything about the patches of the guy standing behind him? Front patch says 'Seargent at Arms' and rear patch says 'Ko-Ko' I think, but I've never heard of such a club.


Ko-Ko is his name. Executioners MC is the club.
https://www.facebook.com/executioners.mc
 
2013-05-08 12:22:04 AM  

Staffist: Is there an FTD for ribs?  I want to send him a slab for Mother's Day. Bad Mothers Day.


http://www.omahasteaks.com/servlet/browse/sku/909
 
2013-05-08 12:26:02 AM  

GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"


Wait'll he finds out that there used to be FOUR girls in that place.
 
2013-05-08 01:26:38 AM  
As someone who lived of Wade avenue one street over, Im getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-05-08 01:42:23 AM  

Amidala: crayola_chicken: i think... and hear me out on this... that we just found Jules from Pulp Fiction in retirement.  close your eyes and listen to the 911 call again.  then do the same with the video.  it's samuel l jackson.

i guess when he quit working for mr. wallace he went to cleveland.  he's downgraded from kahuna burgers to McD's.  still kickin' in doors and droppin' f-bombs.  some things never change.

What do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Cleveland?


a number two.  fark the metric system.
 
2013-05-08 01:42:39 AM  
I'm sure its already been posted, but if you don''t want to wade through the comments to find it, here is the interview songified. It's pretty damn good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4
 
2013-05-08 02:36:15 AM  

DaintySavage: I'm sure its already been posted, but if you don''t want to wade through the comments to find it, here is the interview songified. It's pretty damn good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4


That's great.
 
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