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2013-05-07 07:35:32 AM

NewportBarGuy: Scary thing? There are a LOT more of these who are never found. A whole lot more than anyone can imagine.


I don't know, I've read a lot of hentai manga and got a pretty good imagination.
 
2013-05-07 07:36:06 AM
I'd buy that man some ribs.

As for the kidnappers, sticking them in a hole for 30 years is probably too kind.
 
2013-05-07 07:37:33 AM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language


As usual, the 911 operator sounds like a farking jackass. Where do they hires these people?
 
2013-05-07 07:38:38 AM

borg: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wonder how many missing girls are currenty living in rape dungeons in suburban Anytown, USA. Probably a lot more than we'll ever know.

Hundreds, if not thousands.


/No I don't have a basement

 
2013-05-07 07:40:13 AM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language


While watching the video I kept thinking he was trying not to curse, hearing this proves he succeeded ("we eat ribs and what not").

/after seeing the guy's picture, "she white but the baby look hispanic" freaked me the fark out
 
2013-05-07 07:41:53 AM

GungFu: borg: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wonder how many missing girls are currenty living in rape dungeons in suburban Anytown, USA. Probably a lot more than we'll ever know.

Hundreds, if not thousands.


/No I don't have a basement


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 07:51:46 AM
I would like to buy this man a beer and some McDonalds.
 
2013-05-07 07:53:28 AM

SmackLT: Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

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He's not hating on it to be cool.  I agree with him.  I didn't find him hilarious.  There's nothing out of the ordinary about this guy.   For some reason people here are reacting like he's the next Antoine Dodson.  He's not.  He's just some dude that was on the news because he did a great thing and saved those girls.  Just because you *want* it to be hilarious doesn't make it so.  Sorry!

That said, I'd love to buy the guy some beers and ribs as well.
 
2013-05-07 07:53:29 AM
Comedy gold, huh?
*clicks*
OK, Subby, you win this one.
Plus an internets.

/waits for the autotune mashup with sweet brown and lootie.
 
2013-05-07 07:58:29 AM
img91.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-07 08:04:48 AM

fat boy: I'd like to buy that dude a beer


And perhaps listed to some Salsa music together.
 
2013-05-07 08:05:37 AM

TuteTibiImperes: some_beer_drinker: [forums.pelicanparts.com image 350x450]
huh?

That was my first thought as well.


I was sitting in a bar last night when this came on the tv, with no sound. My first thought, "What are they talking to lootie about?"
 
2013-05-07 08:06:08 AM
Dude is cool as Hell.
 
2013-05-07 08:06:14 AM

Slam Dunkz: Just because you *want* it to be hilarious doesn't make it so.  Sorry!


I agree his manner is effusive and terribly unpretentious and that has a comedy to it, but what the FARK snark brigade is trying to say is "poor black people talk funny".  This is people smirking at the fat kid in gym class.  It's a reassuring peek at the people we assume are not as "good"as us.  He was pretty funny in his excitement and unabashed honesty, though.
 
2013-05-07 08:07:03 AM
I would like to listen to salsa music with him. Hopefully he has a clean background so he doesn't get fragged through the mud now that he has 15 minutes of fame.
 
2013-05-07 08:09:01 AM
Obeservations:
The White dude looks like a tough guy all the way to the end, then suddenly tuns into Zippy.
The brother telling the story instinctively jumps at the siren.

Here's hoping the captors enjoy being kidnapped by the CJS.
 
2013-05-07 08:11:17 AM
Now that was a great way to start the day.

"You know something's wrong when the white woman's running to the black man's arms..." bwahahaaa

/I'm in for a few bucks towards a rib fund.
//he's earned his 15 min
 
2013-05-07 08:13:30 AM

bbcard1: fat boy: I'd like to buy that dude a beer

And perhaps listed to some Salsa music together.


Hell, I'll get him the Big Mac value meal.
 
2013-05-07 08:15:09 AM
Is he gonna get a meme?
 
2013-05-07 08:16:01 AM
I just heard about this, this morning. I agree this guy was all good. Funny and tragic what he said about a white girl running into the arms of a black man. More and more I am so tired of the race BS people have to still put up with. Good people are good people...bad are bad....and it all does not look one way or the other. I would buy the guy a beer too. If it were my daughter I'd hug the guy and try to have a life long friend....Kudos.
 
2013-05-07 08:17:23 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.


You can put the seat back on your bike now.
 
2013-05-07 08:17:44 AM
Good job Charles Ramsey.  I will use the word astonishing three times today in your honor.
 
2013-05-07 08:19:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy (favorite: Blamed "right wing conspiracy " for Family Research Council shooting after shooter was identified as liberal gay activist)


Thank goodness this was posted...
You haven't found a way to blame this on the Tea party yet? You slippin'
 
2013-05-07 08:20:51 AM

Langdon_777: This thread needs a (supposed) pic of the neighbor in question too:

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No joke, this looks EXACTLY like one of my coworkers... we've all been harassing him all morning over this... good times...
 
2013-05-07 08:22:31 AM
Poor kai never had a chance

/smash smash suhMASH
 
j4x
2013-05-07 08:23:06 AM
Ha ha those black folk shore do talk funny XD EPIC BACON
 
j4x
2013-05-07 08:25:52 AM

Ray_Peranus: [img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]

RIP HALLE BERRY


of course we can't go one thread without this kind of bullshiat being posted.

HEY SOMEONE POST CHOCOLATE RAIN THAT WOULD BE RELEVANT TOO
 
2013-05-07 08:27:07 AM
We've found the Shogun of Cleveland!

joakimnoahisshonuff.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-07 08:27:38 AM
webpages.charter.net
 
2013-05-07 08:31:02 AM
I don't think he talked funny, I think what he said was funny.  fark you race baiting cocksmokers.
 
2013-05-07 08:39:48 AM
I'm a black man who works at McDonald's and has white girls running to his arms all the time, so I'm really getting a kick out of your replies.
 
2013-05-07 08:43:43 AM

Slam Dunkz: SmackLT: Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

[i177.photobucket.com image 400x277]

He's not hating on it to be cool.  I agree with him.  I didn't find him hilarious.  There's nothing out of the ordinary about this guy.   For some reason people here are reacting like he's the next Antoine Dodson.  He's not.  He's just some dude that was on the news because he did a great thing and saved those girls.  Just because you *want* it to be hilarious doesn't make it so.  Sorry!

That said, I'd love to buy the guy some beers and ribs as well.


I third this sentiment.  He's just an ordinary, OK guy who's amped by the bizarre event he just participated in and by the TV cameras and all.  He seems like a good guy and I'd definitely buy him a beer, ribs, whatever.  What I won't do is laugh at him.
 
2013-05-07 09:03:57 AM

GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"


Not to mention listening to salsa together. Jeez, what a character.
 
2013-05-07 09:04:03 AM

justoneznot: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language

As usual, the 911 operator sounds like a farking jackass. Where do they hires these people?


Who hired him? Probably his brother. Or his "brotha". Because affirmative action.
 
2013-05-07 09:05:49 AM
I like him.  And he speaks with clarity and poise.  I deal with college students and not one of them could have done an interview that well.
 
2013-05-07 09:16:08 AM

GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"


He's going to rethink that whole having a white friend thing, I bet.
 
2013-05-07 09:17:20 AM
Love the look at around 19 seconds.  Someone bumps him from behind and he just turns to him with a "you gotta be farking kidding me, son" look.
 
2013-05-07 09:17:55 AM
i hope he gets paid when they turn this into a move (and you know they will)
 
2013-05-07 09:39:07 AM
Whoa.  The nearest McDonald's is about 1/4 mile from the address.  The bad guys may have been quite literally a couple of minutes away when the escape/rescue went down.  Good job, Charles.
 
2013-05-07 09:46:54 AM
I propose that we call anyone who did something brave, but didn't low crawl across broken bottles to rescue Mother Teresa from burning alligators on meth, while juggling chainsaws and being shot at with a bazooka, "hoagies."
 
2013-05-07 09:49:22 AM
Nice
 
2013-05-07 09:54:14 AM
Fark does need an endowment or donation fund that can give guys like this a one time gift when members veloce it is earned (10k to avoid taxes or whatever might be necessary). I have to believe there is enough proffesional talent here to ne able to set it up right. Donators become a voting member etc.

The Fark Super Hero Fund for People Who do a Cool Thing and Stuff.

/this is not satire
 
2013-05-07 09:55:56 AM
Veloce being the ancient celtic word for determine.
 
2013-05-07 09:56:58 AM

vudukungfu: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

He's going to rethink that whole having a white friend thing, I bet.


It looks like the supposed kidnapper is hispanic... How many white guys you know named Ariel Castro?
 
2013-05-07 09:58:26 AM

eltejon: Fark does need an endowment or donation fund that can give guys like this a one time gift when members veloce it is earned (10k to avoid taxes or whatever might be necessary). I have to believe there is enough proffesional talent here to ne able to set it up right. Donators become a voting member etc.

The Fark Super Hero Fund for People Who do a Cool Thing and Stuff.

/this is not satire


Well, one random dude has set up a fundme for Charles (well, he *claims* he'll give it to Charles).
 
2013-05-07 10:04:07 AM
Where's the auto-tune version?
 
2013-05-07 10:06:32 AM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language


And now we all have his phone number.
 
2013-05-07 10:08:24 AM
I love you motherfarkers who act like black people don't laugh at each other's speech or mannerisms, and/or insist only white, affluent people are capable of acting humorously. You truly are the enlightened ones. Let's just ignore the fact that Charles is literally telling jokes, blame any kind of positive reaction as racism, dismiss his actions, and then claim moral superiority.
 
2013-05-07 10:11:18 AM
God bless him and that was at the same one of the funniest clips I've seen
 
2013-05-07 10:16:35 AM

NewportBarGuy: Scary thing? There are a LOT more of these who are never found. A whole lot more than anyone can imagine.


How many are in your basement?
 
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