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2013-05-07 03:01:30 AM

jtown: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

About 3am, he's going to start to wonder what kind of ribs those were.


Baby back?
 
2013-05-07 03:01:43 AM

NobleHam: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wonder how many missing girls are currenty living in rape dungeons in suburban Anytown, USA. Probably a lot more than we'll ever know.

Six that I know of. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed my dogs.


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-07 03:03:05 AM
This story makes no sense.
 
2013-05-07 03:03:16 AM

NobleHam: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I wonder how many missing girls are currenty living in rape dungeons in suburban Anytown, USA. Probably a lot more than we'll ever know.

Six that I know of. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed my dogs.


So, five then?
 
2013-05-07 03:03:24 AM
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RIP HALLE BERRY
 
2013-05-07 03:04:03 AM
This video is likely to get a ginormous amount of views so McDonald's should at least hook this guy up with a gift certificate for the name drop. He seems like quite a character and I bet it would a lot of fun to have some ribs and drinks with this guy. Also, he seems to pull off that hairstyle better than Lootie, but maybe it's just a contextual bias in that he was rescuing people instead of looting.
 
2013-05-07 03:04:59 AM
Wow.  I love this guy.  I also can't wait for this to be songified.
 
2013-05-07 03:05:53 AM

puffy999: Set this to a Wesley Willis keyboard background beat, and we're freaking set.


My neighbor had a big "R" on his chest
He was drawing on my nerves
I got mad at his drunk ass
I gave him a war hell ride

I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass

My neighbor thought he was bad
He was messing with a teenage girl
I caught him in the basement kissing her
I took a rubber hose and flogged his rump

I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
I whipped a rapist's ass
 
2013-05-07 03:07:09 AM
This thread needs a (supposed) pic of the neighbor in question too:

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2013-05-07 03:08:44 AM

Walter Paisley: This video is likely to get a ginormous amount of views so McDonald's should at least hook this guy up with a gift certificate for the name drop. He seems like quite a character and I bet it would a lot of fun to have some ribs and drinks with this guy. Also, he seems to pull off that hairstyle better than Lootie, but maybe it's just a contextual bias in that he was rescuing people instead of lootingscavenging.

 
2013-05-07 03:12:12 AM
Holy crap.  I never heard of this.  These 3 ladies were held for 9,10 and 11 years, since they were teenagers.  This is all kinds of farked up.  This is the very definition of farked up.

I love this guy.  He did the right thing and we should see him all over the place just because he's a crackup.  Cleveland should buy him a forever beer.
 
2013-05-07 03:12:29 AM

stonelotus: Someone was BBQing?  I thought, "oh lord Jesus, it's a  far!"


FTFY
 
2013-05-07 03:12:55 AM

Langdon_777: HotWingAgenda: jtown: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

About 3am, he's going to start to wonder what kind of ribs those were.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that, and I'm dragging you with me.

Yeah I am going too.


Save me the aisle seat.
 
2013-05-07 03:13:14 AM
The Internet needs to start a Charles Ramsey Appreciation Fund, where people can kick this guy a couple dollars both for saving some lives, and for cheering us up during these dark times.  No scholarships, no donations to charities in his name- just give the man some money to do whatever he pleases with it.
 
2013-05-07 03:14:27 AM

Aquapope: Forgive me for not being in the are and not knowing what's the deal here.  Has there been a lot of missing women, a missing woman named "Berry".  What's the dang dealio?

He makes it sound like they rescued a lot of ladies, even if it only one good on him.


This should answer your questions
 
2013-05-07 03:15:02 AM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: The Internet needs to start a Charles Ramsey Appreciation Fund, where people can kick this guy a couple dollars both for saving some lives, and for cheering us up during these dark times.  No scholarships, no donations to charities in his name- just give the man some money to do whatever he pleases with it.


This.  Maybe we can Indiegogo?
 
2013-05-07 03:17:11 AM
http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language
 
2013-05-07 03:17:43 AM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: The Internet needs to start a Charles Ramsey Appreciation Fund, where people can kick this guy a couple dollars both for saving some lives, and for cheering us up during these dark times.  No scholarships, no donations to charities in his name- just give the man some money to do whatever he pleases with it.


I think the money would be better spent on the girls who had a decade of their lives stolen from them.
 
2013-05-07 03:17:51 AM
The skinhead white supremacist with the tat on his neck listening intently behind Charles is what's Classic Internet Gold.
 
2013-05-07 03:17:59 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Walter Paisley: This video is likely to get a ginormous amount of views so McDonald's should at least hook this guy up with a gift certificate for the name drop. He seems like quite a character and I bet it would a lot of fun to have some ribs and drinks with this guy. Also, he seems to pull off that hairstyle better than Lootie, but maybe it's just a contextual bias in that he was rescuing people instead of lootingscavenging.


You're right. Here I am specifically mentioning context and I still manage to overlook the context of the infamous Lootie photo. However, I still think Charles pulls off the hairstyle better.
 
2013-05-07 03:19:34 AM
Dead giveaway. DEAAAAAD GIVEAWAY
 
2013-05-07 03:20:02 AM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language


man. that dispatcher was kind of a dick.
 
2013-05-07 03:21:10 AM
ANOTHER epic interview. Of course, he again mentions McDonalds.

http://video.heraldsun.com.au/2383721221/Neighbour-finds-missing-gir l- Amanda-Berry
 
2013-05-07 03:21:32 AM
well done subby!
 
2013-05-07 03:22:01 AM

log_jammin: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language

man. that dispatchers  was kind of a are dicks.


FTFY
 
2013-05-07 03:23:50 AM

log_jammin: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: The Internet needs to start a Charles Ramsey Appreciation Fund, where people can kick this guy a couple dollars both for saving some lives, and for cheering us up during these dark times.  No scholarships, no donations to charities in his name- just give the man some money to do whatever he pleases with it.

I think the money would be better spent on the girls who had a decade of their lives stolen from them.


whynotboth?.jpg
 
2013-05-07 03:24:58 AM
Some "psychic" (lying whore) told one of the girl's mom's that she was dead and floating in some water somewhere.
 
2013-05-07 03:25:44 AM

Bathia_Mapes: He makes it sound like they rescued a lot of ladies, even if it only one good on him.

This should answer your questions


This is awesome.  This is great.  It's awful what happened but maybe something can help... I just don't know what to say... the poor young ladies...I'm kind of freaked out.  This bastard will pay, I don't doubt that, but these young women and kid (the 6-year-old?) need just about any help you can think of.  I'm just kind of stunned by the whole... shiattiness of it all.
 
2013-05-07 03:27:41 AM

Cozret: log_jammin: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language

man. that dispatchers  was kind of a are dicks.

FTFY


lulz
 
2013-05-07 03:28:18 AM

LemonYellowSun: log_jammin: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: The Internet needs to start a Charles Ramsey Appreciation Fund, where people can kick this guy a couple dollars both for saving some lives, and for cheering us up during these dark times.  No scholarships, no donations to charities in his name- just give the man some money to do whatever he pleases with it.

I think the money would be better spent on the girls who had a decade of their lives stolen from them.

whynotboth?.jpg


I'm cool with that.
 
2013-05-07 03:30:49 AM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: http://media.cleveland.com/pdextra/audio/amanda-berry-911-call-2.mp3

Here is Charles' 911 call.  It. is EPIC.  Also mentions McDonald's.  Lots of great cursing. NSFW language


OK, this guy is all sorts of awesome.
 
2013-05-07 03:32:04 AM

log_jammin: LemonYellowSun: log_jammin: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: The Internet needs to start a Charles Ramsey Appreciation Fund, where people can kick this guy a couple dollars both for saving some lives, and for cheering us up during these dark times.  No scholarships, no donations to charities in his name- just give the man some money to do whatever he pleases with it.

I think the money would be better spent on the girls who had a decade of their lives stolen from them.

whynotboth?.jpg

I'm cool with that.


4 way split? "Help these women get their lives together" and "this man should be given all the beer and ribs he wants".
 
2013-05-07 03:34:42 AM
'My favorite part: It was A-mazing!'
 
2013-05-07 03:35:11 AM

flamingboard: Some "psychic" (lying whore) lying, evil, scum-of-the-Earth parasites who deserve nothing better than being staked out in the sun covered in blood and honey, so insects and scavengers tear their flesh to shreds and crap in their eyes and mouth until painful death takes them,told one of the girl's mom's that she was dead and floating in some water, which is just another way of saying the body won't be found, somewhere because she made it up to get a check from a pained and grieving mother of a missing girl, like a farking evil vulture..


There, fixed that for you...
 
2013-05-07 03:35:23 AM
That man is a damn hero. I hate to be morbid but I'm wondering about Stockholm syndrome.
 
2013-05-07 03:36:21 AM
Wonder if he has any idea that he's literally one of the biggest stories on the planet right now, according to Twitter Trends.  Just skimming the search results for his name turns up coverage from England, Netherlands, France, Mexico, Australia...
 
2013-05-07 03:36:57 AM

ArcadianRefugee: "this man should be given all the beer and ribs he wants".


I'm in.
 
2013-05-07 03:37:14 AM

jtown: GielZwerg: This is awesome.

"We ate ribs together!"

About 3am, he's going to start to wonder what kind of ribs those were.


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Ribs and a side of fried green tomatoes
 
2013-05-07 03:37:52 AM
Some are born great, some achieve to greatness...

Damn, this guy has greatness written all over him.

I'm in for his forever-beer.

Cheers to you man of greatness!
 
2013-05-07 03:37:54 AM

Aquapope: flamingboard: Some "psychic" (lying whore) lying, evil, scum-of-the-Earth parasites who deserve nothing better than being staked out in the sun covered in blood and honey, so insects and scavengers tear their flesh to shreds and crap in their eyes and mouth until painful death takes them,told one of the girl's mom's that she was dead and floating in some water, which is just another way of saying the body won't be found, somewhere because she made it up to get a check from a pained and grieving mother of a missing girl, like a farking evil vulture..

There, fixed that for you...


James Randi nods in approval.
 
2013-05-07 03:39:43 AM
Comparing the two news interviews and the 911 tape, dude is changing his story, but who gives a flying rats arse? He's a hero!
 
2013-05-07 03:41:00 AM
Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.
 
2013-05-07 03:42:00 AM
There's a link up there with the 911 call that has Charles' number if you want to call and thank him. Voice mail is full now, but keep trying.
 
2013-05-07 03:43:34 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.


You know how I know you didn't watch the video?
 
2013-05-07 03:44:53 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.


Really? Because it sure sounds like shiatting on the parade is exactly what you want to do. Get a new hobby, you unhappy little man.
 
2013-05-07 03:45:10 AM

Taylor Mental: Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

You know how I know you didn't watch the video?


I did too.
 
2013-05-07 03:45:39 AM

kortex: That man is a damn hero. I hate to be morbid but I'm wondering about Stockholm syndrome.


Yeah I was thinking why didn't the other girls flee when he broke down the door. Then I was reading somewhere the dude had a dungeon in his basement with chains hanging from the ceiling. The other girls might have been tied up or just plain scared to leave. But then again who knows. The one girl looked like she had gold jewelry and a wedding ring on so maybe he married them in a some type of crazy wedding ceremony and psychologically just kept them there.
 
2013-05-07 03:45:55 AM

Langdon_777: This thread needs a (supposed) pic of the neighbor in question too:

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Reddit had that up two days ago.
 
2013-05-07 03:45:55 AM

Langdon_777: This thread needs a (supposed) pic of the neighbor in question too:

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img.gawkerassets.com www.themobhasspoken.com

Little pretty white chick his prisoner?  Was her name Sansa?
 
2013-05-07 03:47:02 AM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Coming on a Bicycle: Don't want to shiat on the parade, but the guy sounds like a lucid man who just did what he had to do. And then had a few typical observations about it. A decent man, but no hero, and not stupifyingly funny like people make it out to be.

Really? Because it sure sounds like shiatting on the parade is exactly what you want to do. Get a new hobby, you unhappy little man.


Enjoy your hysteria, Taco.
 
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