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2013-05-07 05:51:42 AM  
I was wondering if they forced them to take birth control while they were raped nonstop for a decade.  But since one of them is claiming the baby is theirs I'm going to guess they didn't give a fark and just raped them nonstop without any birth control.
 
2013-05-07 06:29:53 AM  
I just finished reading "Sylvia Browne's History of Failure"
Well, she may actually be a psychic:
She was wrong in every case, whereas random gess would have given at least one or two correct guesses.
So her "predictions" may be of some value as, til today, they are 100% wrong!
 
2013-05-07 06:37:49 AM  
Enslavement should be a death penalty case.

If you enslave someone you need to die. fark your liberal bullshiat
 
2013-05-07 06:45:52 AM  
Just heard the 911 call.

"I need the police."
"as soon as we have a car open"   WTF???
"I need them now."
 
2013-05-07 07:14:39 AM  

Chaide: Only takes a couple clicks to realize it's not as it seems.



Huh?  It isn't that this sick fark kidnapped women for 10 + years?
 
2013-05-07 07:18:54 AM  

liam76: Chaide: Only takes a couple clicks to realize it's not as it seems.


Huh?  It isn't that this sick fark kidnapped women for 10 + years?


Chaide is referring to the fact that the article that was "ZOMG WRITTEN BY THE KIDNAPPER *ABOUT* THE KIDNAPPINGS AFFECTING THE COMMUNITY" appears to have actually written by his son, who was in college when the kidnappings occured (And thus likely not at home, and thus may have had no idea). Still a bizzare coincidence, though. (Or perhaps not so strange-since his father lived there, he may have written about it because he had a family link to the area).
 
2013-05-07 07:24:34 AM  

FullMetalPanda: I was wondering if they forced them to take birth control while they were raped nonstop for a decade.  But since one of them is claiming the baby is theirs I'm going to guess they didn't give a fark and just raped them nonstop without any birth control.


they didn't mention ANYTHING about RAPE.  i assumed she had sex before she got there
 
2013-05-07 07:27:25 AM  

cman: Enslavement should be a death penalty case.

If you enslave someone you need to die. fark your liberal bullshiat


Agreed. especially if theres repeated slave sex. I'd volunteer to kill the kidnappers my damn self...with a hatchet.  There's a job I'd enjoy.
 
2013-05-07 07:39:52 AM  

Tatsuma: Article about the kidnapping from the Kidnapper, try 2


Read that like it's a diary entry and it automatically increases the eerie factor...well, even more so...
 
2013-05-07 07:49:48 AM  

Stoj: Anyone describe the 911 operator? Can't listen right now but reading that the operator was an idiot.


That 911 operator needs a kick in the teeth.

styckx: sandbar67: dolphinburger: does anyone know why they were kidnapped? I'll be honest, I'm only asking because I'm hoping to hear something other than "so they could be raped all the time".

So they could be raped all the time. Rape.

Sadly this is probably about it..

Good for the girls and their parents.. I hope there are people in place to keep the douchebag vulture media FAR AWAY from them so they can get the help they need..


I would hope they'd take the Elizabeth Smart route:  make ONE statement as a family and then disappear for a few years while the girls come to grips with what happened to them.  Unfortunately, I'm sure the money paid by the television networks will be difficult to pass up.

Amos Quito: flamingboar: Tatsuma: Video of the neighbor being interviewed about the rescue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg

Absolute pro-click.

I hope that if I ever need rescuing, Lootie will be there to save me.


[www.foxnews.com image 350x450]

Lootie has TOTALLY redeemed himself.


/Give that man a Heineken!


I bet if we go back and view photos from every tragedy that's befallen us lately, we'll find Lootie in them.  He's like the Mothman lol
 
2013-05-07 07:55:33 AM  

Amos Quito: You know, I don't believe in "Hell".

But for this guy, I think maybe we should consider creating one.


It's called Florence ADX.
 
2013-05-07 07:57:04 AM  

Tatsuma: Sylvia Browne, shiate medium, said to the mother of one of the girls: 'Your daughter is dead'

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/05/amanda_berry_is_dea d_ psychic_t.html

fark Sylvia Browne, now and forever.


"She got better."
 
2013-05-07 07:57:24 AM  
My dad used to live on that street back in the 70s.  Small world I guess.  Absolutely farking WEIRD story.
 
2013-05-07 08:18:17 AM  

poe_zlaw: cman: Enslavement should be a death penalty case.

If you enslave someone you need to die. fark your liberal bullshiat

Agreed. especially if theres repeated slave sex. I'd volunteer to kill the kidnappers my damn self...with a hatchet.  There's a job I'd enjoy.


You're implying this was a "fate worse than death". Kidnappers need to know that killing their victim will result in greater punishment. Might just stay their hand and give the victim a chance.
 
2013-05-07 08:25:09 AM  
OK, I admittedly don't know very much about this story.  What I'm wondering about is how these women suddenly found their voices to yell enough to be heard.  If they were in a neighborhood (not out in BFE), how were they kept quiet for so long?  What made that day different?

Not trolling.  Seriously wondering.
 
2013-05-07 08:25:56 AM  
You want to know who was psychic? Emma Donoghue.
 
2013-05-07 08:27:58 AM  
Charles Ramsey, Hero.  I 'm just a little disturbed by the near universal mocking of this man for his appearance and speech patterns.  I'm not a liberal, just a human.  I'm glad Ohio has the death penalty.
 
2013-05-07 08:39:19 AM  

tennessee.hillbilly: OK, I admittedly don't know very much about this story.  What I'm wondering about is how these women suddenly found their voices to yell enough to be heard.  If they were in a neighborhood (not out in BFE), how were they kept quiet for so long?  What made that day different?

Not trolling.  Seriously wondering.


Haven't seen many details yet, but it won't be pretty. I'm thinking chained in the basement or something. They were certainly old enough to make a run for it, if they ever had the chance.

I'm pretty liberal, but they can kill those guys today and I'd be fine with it.
 
2013-05-07 08:40:34 AM  

Ker_Thwap: I'm glad Ohio has the death penalty.


Only for aggravated murder.  No one died, so no one gets the needle.  Life sentences would seem likely, though.
 
2013-05-07 08:45:42 AM  

tennessee.hillbilly: OK, I admittedly don't know very much about this story.  What I'm wondering about is how these women suddenly found their voices to yell enough to be heard.  If they were in a neighborhood (not out in BFE), how were they kept quiet for so long?  What made that day different?

Not trolling.  Seriously wondering.


My guess is she was able to get out of whatever was used to tie her down.
 
2013-05-07 08:50:29 AM  

nekom: Ker_Thwap: I'm glad Ohio has the death penalty.

Only for aggravated murder.  No one died, so no one gets the needle.  Life sentences would seem likely, though.


Good catch, thanks.
 
2013-05-07 08:55:16 AM  

Tatsuma: Amanda Berry is dead, psychic tells her mother on Montel Williams' showFor 19 months, Louwana Miller refused to give up hope that her missing daughter might still be alive. Not anymore.

Desperate for any clue as to Amanda Berry's whereabouts, and tired of unanswered questions from authorities, Miller turned to a psychic on Montel Williams' nationally syndicated television show.

The psychic said what the FBI, police and Miller hadn't.

"She's not alive, honey," Sylvia Browne told her matter-of-factly. "Your daughter's not the kind who wouldn't call." With those blunt words, Browne persuaded Miller to accept a grim probability that has become more likely with each passing day.


Yeah, she also said that about the other kid, can't remember the name,  who was found alive four years after he went missing.
 
2013-05-07 08:56:30 AM  

FullMetalPanda: I was wondering if they forced them to take birth control while they were raped nonstop for a decade.  But since one of them is claiming the baby is theirs I'm going to guess they didn't give a fark and just raped them nonstop without any birth control.


Only one kid out of three young women in 10  years sounds like there  must have been using some type of birth control. Probably the "Chart the menstrual cycle, don't fark until right after it ends,right before it begins, or use condoms" method.
 
2013-05-07 08:57:58 AM  

octopied: FullMetalPanda: I was wondering if they forced them to take birth control while they were raped nonstop for a decade.  But since one of them is claiming the baby is theirs I'm going to guess they didn't give a fark and just raped them nonstop without any birth control.

Only one kid out of three young women in 10  years sounds like there  must have been using some type of birth control. Probably the "Chart the menstrual cycle, don't fark until right after it ends,right before it begins, or use condoms" method.


Or the asshole could have killed off any unwanted babies
 
2013-05-07 09:06:40 AM  

namegoeshere: Tatsuma: Amanda Berry is dead, psychic tells her mother on Montel Williams' showFor 19 months, Louwana Miller refused to give up hope that her missing daughter might still be alive. Not anymore.

Desperate for any clue as to Amanda Berry's whereabouts, and tired of unanswered questions from authorities, Miller turned to a psychic on Montel Williams' nationally syndicated television show.

The psychic said what the FBI, police and Miller hadn't.

"She's not alive, honey," Sylvia Browne told her matter-of-factly. "Your daughter's not the kind who wouldn't call." With those blunt words, Browne persuaded Miller to accept a grim probability that has become more likely with each passing day.

Yeah, she also said that about the other kid, can't remember the name,  who was found alive four years after he went missing.


She is a well known hack, and Montel is a DESPICABLE SHILL.  But then, we all already knew this.
 
2013-05-07 09:08:13 AM  

tennessee.hillbilly: OK, I admittedly don't know very much about this story.  What I'm wondering about is how these women suddenly found their voices to yell enough to be heard.  If they were in a neighborhood (not out in BFE), how were they kept quiet for so long?  What made that day different?

Not trolling.  Seriously wondering.


Well I'm guessing they eventually just got tired of all the rape. Sure it was ok at first - something new & exciting like that - but I'm sure after the 3000th time or so it began to seem boring & repetitive, like they were just going through the motions for the sake of the children.

Nobody should have to live a lie like that.
 
2013-05-07 09:10:10 AM  

tennessee.hillbilly: OK, I admittedly don't know very much about this story.  What I'm wondering about is how these women suddenly found their voices to yell enough to be heard.  If they were in a neighborhood (not out in BFE), how were they kept quiet for so long?  What made that day different?

Not trolling.  Seriously wondering.


I heard (and grain of salt, as we all know how accurate the details are on the first day) that they were all kept tied up. I assume in a soundproof area. This girl got loose and out of the soundproof area and was able to make noise. I expect we will hear of a basement/dungeon a la John Jamelske. (I drove by that sick shiat for years and never knew. **shudder**. Makes you wonder how many others there are.)
 
2013-05-07 09:11:49 AM  

octopied: FullMetalPanda: I was wondering if they forced them to take birth control while they were raped nonstop for a decade.  But since one of them is claiming the baby is theirs I'm going to guess they didn't give a fark and just raped them nonstop without any birth control.

Only one kid out of three young women in 10  years sounds like there  must have been using some type of birth control. Probably the "Chart the menstrual cycle, don't fark until right after it ends,right before it begins, or use condoms" method.


Elizabeth Smart's sick twist was sterile, thank FSM. He raped her the whole time he had her, and nothing.
 
2013-05-07 09:12:01 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Charles Ramsey, Hero.  I 'm just a little disturbed by the near universal mocking of this man for his appearance and speech patterns.  I'm not a liberal, just a human.  I'm glad Ohio has the death penalty.



Not 100% sure they qualify, as they didn't kill anyone. They might, though. Personally I don't want to see them killed. I want to see them split like firewood by prison bull queers for a long, long tiime.
 
2013-05-07 09:18:23 AM  
I've also seen reports that two children were with one of the women - one a baby.
 
2013-05-07 09:21:20 AM  
Jon Ronson did a fantastic exposé on Sylvia Brown: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/oct/27/usa.jonronson  The woman makes millions off fraud.
 
2013-05-07 09:45:05 AM  
Neighbor Israel Lugo said his sister got a bad vibe from the house and asked him not to let the children play unsupervised nearby. He said he heard yelling in the house in November 2011 and called police to investigate, but they left after no one answered the door.He said he saw Castro at the park Sunday with a little girl and asked who it was."He said it was his girlfriend's daughter," Lugo told CNN.
 
2013-05-07 10:05:43 AM  

Stoj: Neighbor Israel Lugo said his sister got a bad vibe from the house and asked him not to let the children play unsupervised nearby. He said he heard yelling in the house in November 2011 and called police to investigate, but they left after no one answered the door.He said he saw Castro at the park Sunday with a little girl and asked who it was."He said it was his girlfriend's daughter," Lugo told CNN.


Well if taking the teens is any indication, maybe he was starting to show an interest in this little one as well? Maybe it made her mom that much more desperate to get out.

*ick*
 
2013-05-07 10:07:46 AM  

mrjared: Tatsuma: Video of the neighbor being interviewed about the rescue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg

Absolute pro-click.

"I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black mans arms, dead giveaway"


GOLD
 
2013-05-07 10:08:06 AM  

Cpl.D: We need to demand some sort of law that makes the shiat Sylvia Browne does illegal as fark.  Maybe some sort of restitution law when they're shown to be wrong.  Hit that farking blob in her pocketbook.


In the coming months once Berry has been getting the intense therapy and spending time with what family she has left, I hope she appears on every sh*tty daytime talk show to talk about that piece of sh*t Sylvia Browne and tell the audience what she did to her mother.

We can definitely allow psychics though. It's free speech and all, but make it illegal to accept money for it. Even in the form of donations. That will deflate 90% of their charleton business. Prosecute them every time like you would someone soliciting for sex, but at least a hooker is honest about leaving you f*cked.
 
2013-05-07 10:12:42 AM  

KatjaMouse: We can definitely allow psychics though. It's free speech and all, but make it illegal to accept money for it.


Would it be considered interstate commerce since it crosses over to THE OTHER SIDE?

Ooogaboogaboogaboooga
 
2013-05-07 10:36:02 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: sforce: Interview with the guy who helped the first one escape -  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg  - It gets somewhat entertaining around 1:40

That made my night


I had tears in my eyes by the end of that video, but not for the reason one would expect.  Holy crap, that's a funny dude.
 
2013-05-07 10:50:17 AM  

Tatsuma: The motherfarker who kidnapped them wrote an article in a newspaper about the impact of the kidnapping on the neighborhood

Read here

His two brothers were arrested as well for being a part of this.


This is so farked up.


No, that was the guys son.  He goes by Anthony.  Does have same first/last name though.
 
Skr
2013-05-07 11:24:23 AM  
Sylvia Brown also said there was only going one more Pope after John Paul... rrrrrright. Hopefully these ladies can have a life after this.
 
2013-05-07 11:30:24 AM  
All the little chicks with the crimson lips say Cleveland Sucks, Cleveland sucks
 
2013-05-07 11:44:51 AM  

poe_zlaw: cman: Enslavement should be a death penalty case.

If you enslave someone you need to die. fark your liberal bullshiat

Agreed. especially if theres repeated slave sex. I'd volunteer to kill the kidnappers my damn self...with a hatchet.  There's a job I'd enjoy.


Oh these dudes need Theon style torture for the next ten years minimum.
 
2013-05-07 12:30:55 PM  
Cleveland > your town
 
2013-05-07 02:08:30 PM  

Cpl.D: Tatsuma: Oh I forgot to mention, the mother died not too long after that happened and never knew her daughter survived.

fark you sylvia, FARK YOU.

I hated that vicious coont before for preying on people who went through tragedy.... now?

Anyone know where one can find an old fashioned torch-and-pitchfork crowd handy?


In the gigs section on Craigslist
 
2013-05-07 02:36:24 PM  

susansto-helit: Tatsuma: Sylvia Browne, shiate medium, said to the mother of one of the girls: 'Your daughter is dead'

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/05/amanda_berry_is_dea d_ psychic_t.html

fark Sylvia Browne, now and forever.

I don't always agree with everything you say, Tats (you're a bit on the conservative side for me), but I fully agree with and endorse this statement. Sylvia Browne should be forced to feel all of the pain she's caused the bereaved.


I saw Sylvia Brown once. In an auditorium with probably 1,000 people she literally devastated and destroyed a mother. "Oh, your son has been dead for years, but you already knew that." The mother obviously did not know or believe this and was searching for hope and reassurance. Brown drones on
for several minutes with as much compassion as you might expect from a turnip and then callously dismisses the mother for the next paying customer with wounds Brown needs to pour salt on.

Several minutes later she asked the mother to go backstage. The staff wanted to set her up with grief counselling and had already contacted a local clinic. I think they were going to pay for so much therapy for the mother.

I really hope whatever they did helped the woman, but it was horrifying to witness. Absolutely horrifying. They didn't care about that woman. It was damage control.

It's sad that it appears she did the same sort of number on this other mother. I hope all three of these girls find peace. Sad to think Sylvia Brown gave this girl another burden to bear with her unforgivable lies and love of money.
 
2013-05-07 03:03:15 PM  

Do the needful: I had a four wheeler stolen once, and couldn't believe how I couldn't drive around without constantly looking for it. I can't even imagine how insane I would go if I had a child come up missing. The kidnapper(s) need to be handed over to the parents of these girls and everyone just forget they existed.


For real... I had a nice mountain bike... stolen 2 years ago now.. i still scope out anyone i see on a bike.
 
2013-05-07 03:18:48 PM  

Liinda: susansto-helit: Tatsuma: Sylvia Browne, shiate medium, said to the mother of one of the girls: 'Your daughter is dead'

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/05/amanda_berry_is_dea d_ psychic_t.html

fark Sylvia Browne, now and forever.

I don't always agree with everything you say, Tats (you're a bit on the conservative side for me), but I fully agree with and endorse this statement. Sylvia Browne should be forced to feel all of the pain she's caused the bereaved.

I saw Sylvia Brown once. In an auditorium with probably 1,000 people she literally devastated and destroyed a mother. "Oh, your son has been dead for years, but you already knew that." The mother obviously did not know or believe this and was searching for hope and reassurance. Brown drones on
for several minutes with as much compassion as you might expect from a turnip and then callously dismisses the mother for the next paying customer with wounds Brown needs to pour salt on.

Several minutes later she asked the mother to go backstage. The staff wanted to set her up with grief counselling and had already contacted a local clinic. I think they were going to pay for so much therapy for the mother.

I really hope whatever they did helped the woman, but it was horrifying to witness. Absolutely horrifying. They didn't care about that woman. It was damage control.

It's sad that it appears she did the same sort of number on this other mother. I hope all three of these girls find peace. Sad to think Sylvia Brown gave this girl another burden to bear with her unforgivable lies and love of money.


The good news is, based on SB's record, that woman's son is probably alive and well.
 
2013-05-07 03:19:03 PM  
Amanda Berry is kinda hot.

Too soon?
 
2013-05-07 03:55:56 PM  

Liinda: susansto-helit: Tatsuma: Sylvia Browne, shiate medium, said to the mother of one of the girls: 'Your daughter is dead'

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/05/amanda_berry_is_dea d_ psychic_t.html

fark Sylvia Browne, now and forever.

I don't always agree with everything you say, Tats (you're a bit on the conservative side for me), but I fully agree with and endorse this statement. Sylvia Browne should be forced to feel all of the pain she's caused the bereaved.

I saw Sylvia Brown once. In an auditorium with probably 1,000 people she literally devastated and destroyed a mother. "Oh, your son has been dead for years, but you already knew that." The mother obviously did not know or believe this and was searching for hope and reassurance. Brown drones on
for several minutes with as much compassion as you might expect from a turnip and then callously dismisses the mother for the next paying customer with wounds Brown needs to pour salt on.

Several minutes later she asked the mother to go backstage. The staff wanted to set her up with grief counselling and had already contacted a local clinic. I think they were going to pay for so much therapy for the mother.

I really hope whatever they did helped the woman, but it was horrifying to witness. Absolutely horrifying. They didn't care about that woman. It was damage control.

It's sad that it appears she did the same sort of number on this other mother. I hope all three of these girls find peace. Sad to think Sylvia Brown gave this girl another burden to bear with her unforgivable lies and love of money.


That's despicable, but in line with everything else I've heard about her so not surprising.  You can bet she's in James Randi's sights, but you know all of the LOOK, I FARKING PROVED THEM WRONG!!! doesn't seem to faze these jagoffs.  She couldn't claim his million dollar prize because she claims she didn't know how to reach him.

Best anyone can do is to make damned sure that at ANY mention of her name, or others like her, to be sure to point out that it's a total fraud, so at least those in our lives will know the truth.
 
2013-05-07 04:47:26 PM  

nekom: She couldn't claim his million dollar prize because she claims she didn't know how to reach him.


If Sylvia Browne were really a psychic, that wouldn't be a problem.
 
2013-05-07 08:47:57 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: FullMetalPanda: I was wondering if they forced them to take birth control while they were raped nonstop for a decade.  But since one of them is claiming the baby is theirs I'm going to guess they didn't give a fark and just raped them nonstop without any birth control.

they didn't mention ANYTHING about RAPE.  i assumed she had sex before she got there


The child is 6 years old and Amanda Berry, the child's mother, has been held captive since 2003.
 
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