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2013-05-06 11:47:41 PM  
The one place nobody wanted to look.
 
2013-05-06 11:48:36 PM  
 
2013-05-06 11:48:46 PM  
A fate worse than death.
 
2013-05-06 11:48:47 PM  
Wow, just wow.
 
2013-05-06 11:50:34 PM  
That sucks..

/kiddin' Cleveland.
//I will visit someday.
///seriously
 
2013-05-06 11:51:08 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: A fate worse than death.


John Candy: What are you doing here? I sent you to Cleveland!
Robert Wagner: I should kill you for that alone.
 
2013-05-06 11:51:48 PM  
In the volcano? Were they virgin sacrifices that somehow survived?

/DRTFA
//found the fact that Alaska has a volcano named "Cleveland" amusing
 
2013-05-06 11:55:04 PM  
The motherfarker who kidnapped them wrote an article in a newspaper about the impact of the kidnapping on the neighborhood

Read here

His two brothers were arrested as well for being a part of this.


This is so farked up.
 
2013-05-06 11:56:34 PM  
In every country, there is a city everyone makes fun of. In United States, it is Cleveland. In Soviet Union, it is Cleveland.
 
2013-05-06 11:56:46 PM  
Interview with the guy who helped the first one escape -  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg  - It gets somewhat entertaining around 1:40
 
2013-05-06 11:57:03 PM  
Man, I was going to post some snark about Jaycee Dugard, but couldn't bring myself to do it. But I know some farker will, so I'll just say I hope those women get the help they need to go on with their lives. Oh, and that asshole is going to PMITA prison for a long, long time.
 
2013-05-06 11:57:26 PM  

Tatsuma: The motherfarker who kidnapped them wrote an article in a newspaper about the impact of the kidnapping on the neighborhood

Read here

His two brothers were arrested as well for being a part of this.


This is so farked up.


Repost link Tats
 
2013-05-06 11:57:31 PM  
How fast did that 911 operator want to get off the damn phone?
 
2013-05-06 11:57:53 PM  
Could be worse.  Could have been Detroit.
 
2013-05-06 11:58:35 PM  
there is no limit to how farked up some people are. best of luck to these women, i hope they get all the counseling they will need.
 
2013-05-06 11:58:50 PM  
does anyone know why they were kidnapped? I'll be honest, I'm only asking because I'm hoping to hear something other than "so they could be raped all the time".
 
2013-05-06 11:59:14 PM  
10 years? Holy fark.
 
2013-05-06 11:59:32 PM  
 
2013-05-07 12:00:13 AM  

dolphinburger: does anyone know why they were kidnapped? I'll be honest, I'm only asking because I'm hoping to hear something other than "so they could be raped all the time".


Considering that there is a child under 10 year old involved...
 
2013-05-07 12:00:44 AM  
One evening while the Stupids are watching television in their living room, a fuse blows and everything goes dark...

"I can't see a thing," said Mrs. Stupid.
"We must be dead," said Mr. Stupid.
"Oh, wow!" said the two Stupid kids.

Kitty (the wonderful dog) holds a flashlight while Xylophone (the swell cat) changes the fuse. The lights come on again...

The Stupids all looked around.
"This must be heaven," said Mr. Stupid.
"Oh, wow!" said the two Stupid kids.
"It has a nice homey feeling," said Mrs. Stupid.

Grandfather Stupid rides into the living room on his motorcycle...

"Welcome to heaven," said Mr. Stupid.
"This isn't heaven," said Grandfather.
"This is Cleveland."

- from  The Stupids Die, by Harry Allard & James Marshall
www.kafejo.com
 
2013-05-07 12:01:36 AM  
As horrible as this whole situation is, I'm thinking that most of the girls' family members are still probably alive. When you see interviews with parents who have missing children, it seems as though the thing that hurts the most is never knowing what happened. I'm sure the girls have had some really emotional reunions with their loved ones, and these families will be relieved to finally know what happened.
 
2013-05-07 12:01:40 AM  
OMFG. Just watched the video of the guy that saved her. Lootie to the rescue!! Why is that not going green 'til 5 a.m.?
 
2013-05-07 12:02:34 AM  
And the sports teams still suck.
 
2013-05-07 12:03:08 AM  

Triumph: OMFG. Just watched the video of the guy that saved her. Lootie to the rescue!! Why is that not going green 'til 5 a.m.?


^THIS^
 
2013-05-07 12:03:55 AM  
Which one of Cleveland's two buildings were they in?
 
2013-05-07 12:04:53 AM  
Video of the neighbor being interviewed about the rescue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg

Absolute pro-click.
 
2013-05-07 12:05:19 AM  
She was to turn 17 the day after she disappeared.

Anybody but me think this sounds completely wrong somehow?
 
2013-05-07 12:06:18 AM  

wemedge: Triumph: OMFG. Just watched the video of the guy that saved her. Lootie to the rescue!! Why is that not going green 'til 5 a.m.?

^THIS^


This^3. Lootie is the real hero here, and the farkin police will probably take all the credit.
 
2013-05-07 12:06:22 AM  

sforce: Interview with the guy who helped the first one escape -  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg  - It gets somewhat entertaining around 1:40


That made my night
 
2013-05-07 12:06:31 AM  

Tatsuma: Article about the kidnapping from the Kidnapper, try 2


Pretty sure CNN just said the article wasn't written by the kidnapper, it was written by his son (or someone by the same name related to him).
 
2013-05-07 12:07:16 AM  
The mother of one of the girls died a few years ago, never knowing what happened to her daughter. I can't even imagine.
 
2013-05-07 12:07:25 AM  

Tatsuma: Article about the kidnapping from the Kidnapper, try 2


That's all kinds of farked up. I'm having a really hard time trying to imagine what was going through his head as he wrote that.
 
2013-05-07 12:07:39 AM  

sforce: Pretty sure CNN just said the article wasn't written by the kidnapper, it was written by his son (or someone by the same name related to him).


That's a bit better if that's the case, but a heck of a coincidence.
 
2013-05-07 12:08:00 AM  

Tatsuma: Article about the kidnapping from the Kidnapper, try 2


Gina DeJesus' disappearance has changed her neighborhood
by Ariel Castro
(aka the f*cking sonofabiatch who has the woman in his basement even as he writes this)

That's farking sick.
 
2013-05-07 12:08:38 AM  

Atomic Spunk: As horrible as this whole situation is, I'm thinking that most of the girls' family members are still probably alive. When you see interviews with parents who have missing children, it seems as though the thing that hurts the most is never knowing what happened. I'm sure the girls have had some really emotional reunions with their loved ones, and these families will be relieved to finally know what happened.



BBC

Jane Little says it was assumed the girls were dead, and the mother of one victim said she believed her daughter had been sold into slavery.

Amanda Berry's mother, Louwana, died in March 2006, three years after her daughter's disappearance.
 
2013-05-07 12:08:39 AM  

organizmx: Which one of Cleveland's two buildings were they in?


Could be the casino or civic center or rock and roll hall of fame or terminal tower or tower city or cleveland clinic or progressive field or the Q or any number of the hundreds of buildings the rocking city of Cleveland has...
 
2013-05-07 12:09:13 AM  
Is it the Dixie Chicks??
 
2013-05-07 12:10:00 AM  

Tatsuma: Article about the kidnapping from the Kidnapper, try 2


Okay that's just plain f*cked up right there.
 
2013-05-07 12:10:14 AM  

Tatsuma: Video of the neighbor being interviewed about the rescue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg

Absolute pro-click.


"Bro, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Something is wrong here."

That was hilarious.
 
2013-05-07 12:10:15 AM  

Tatsuma: Video of the neighbor being interviewed about the rescue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg

Absolute pro-click.


"I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black mans arms, dead giveaway"
 
2013-05-07 12:10:18 AM  

Tatsuma: sforce: Pretty sure CNN just said the article wasn't written by the kidnapper, it was written by his son (or someone by the same name related to him).

That's a bit better if that's the case, but a heck of a coincidence.


http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2013/05/06/three- lo ng-missing-women-found-alive-in-west-side-home

Strangely enough, reports indicate that Ariel Castro's son, Anthony Castro, penned an article in 2004 for the Plain Press on the girls' disappearances. He was a Bowling Green State University journalism student at the time, and he used "Ariel Castro" as a byline for the story. News originally spread that the suspect himself had written the article.
 
2013-05-07 12:12:14 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: A fate worse than death.


I'm betting their families disagree.

The interview with the neighbour who rescued the first girl was hilarious. Considering what these women have been through, I felt horrible for laughing but damn, the neighbour was great. And he stepped up when it counted.

I really hope these women can get their lives back together and that they and their children do well. Between this and the Jaycee Dugard thing I'm getting creeped out wondering just how many missing people are currently alive and in someone's basement or closet.
 
2013-05-07 12:12:18 AM  

Tatsuma: Video of the neighbor being interviewed about the rescue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCn04iXkBg

Absolute pro-click.


Oh My God.  Give that man a medal and a stand-up comedy show
 
2013-05-07 12:12:28 AM  
"Somewhere in Cleveland there's some guy named Al Kida - K-I-D-A! He's freaking out!" - Dan Bern
 
2013-05-07 12:14:29 AM  
That dude is a future meme in the making... He'll someon is working on the remix as I type this, I know it
 
2013-05-07 12:16:40 AM  

Tatsuma: sforce: Pretty sure CNN just said the article wasn't written by the kidnapper, it was written by his son (or someone by the same name related to him).

That's a bit better if that's the case, but a heck of a coincidence.


It might not be.

"Hey dad, I'm doing all right. I have to write a story for the local student newspaper, and I'm trying to think of something."

"Oh, I have a good idea far a story for you...."
 
2013-05-07 12:16:53 AM  
Regarding the video... look at how guilty everyone looks when you hear the siren chirp.
 
2013-05-07 12:16:53 AM  
On a side not...10 years prisoner...that was the first chance to scream for help on the front door... Not exactly a secluded location.   Is it just the mental game/fear that keeps them there
 
2013-05-07 12:18:24 AM  

spicorama: On a side not...10 years prisoner...that was the first chance to scream for help on the front door... Not exactly a secluded location.   Is it just the mental game/fear that keeps them there


AP alert I saw from police said they'd been tied up
 
2013-05-07 12:19:32 AM  

bbfreak: Atomic Spunk: As horrible as this whole situation is, I'm thinking that most of the girls' family members are still probably alive. When you see interviews with parents who have missing children, it seems as though the thing that hurts the most is never knowing what happened. I'm sure the girls have had some really emotional reunions with their loved ones, and these families will be relieved to finally know what happened.


BBC

Jane Little says it was assumed the girls were dead, and the mother of one victim said she believed her daughter had been sold into slavery.

Amanda Berry's mother, Louwana, died in March 2006, three years after her daughter's disappearance.


Thanks. I did a search to find out a little more information about Amanda's mother and I found this:

She got her wish to see psychic Sylvia Browne, who told her about a short, stocky Burger King customer in his 20s wearing a red fleece coat. The psychic said Mandy died on her birthday, that she didn't suffer, that her black hooded jacket was in a Dumpster with DNA on it. Link

Sylvia Browne and psychics in general are such assholes.

I also saw that Amanda's mother died of heart failure. It seems reasonable to assume that the stress of her daughter's disappearance was a contributing factor.
 
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