basemetal: That would imply that I had a brain......
Plant Rights Activist: okay, I have a constantly dripping nose and this scares the crap out of me
fusillade762: GSB time:I had a really leaky left eye for a while. Eventually my left nostril became semi-clogged and I started getting headaches from the pressure. After about a week of gobbling Advil I took a hot shower and left the water run over my face for a while. Then I laid down and put in some eye drops. Shortly after I blew my nose and there was this *POP*! I look in the tissue and there's this 2 inch piece of dried mucus that looked like a miniature golf tee. Immediately the pain went away and my eye went back to normal./GSB
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