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2013-05-06 06:04:53 PM  
children shouldn't have to be around that shiat.  these parents could have simply gotten a prescription for desoxyn or adderall.
 
2013-05-06 06:10:51 PM  
So it would have been Ok to set it up in the front yard?
 
2013-05-06 07:49:45 PM  
Breaking Brat
 
2013-05-06 07:54:36 PM  
White trash OJT.
 
2013-05-06 07:54:41 PM  
charged with operating a clandestine lab

Is there another kind?


bojon: So it would have been Ok to set it up in the front yard?


OK, I guess that would count.
 
2013-05-06 07:55:33 PM  
Actually, I can't think of a better place to play with Gangsta-B*tch Barbie.
 
2013-05-06 07:55:53 PM  
They're homeschooling the child in math and science and wanted to a hands-on lesson.  After all, making meth teaches you the importance of math and chemistry.  If we want to compete with the rest of the world in providing jobs in involve math and science, we need to have our children start early.
 
2013-05-06 07:57:20 PM  
My mommy loves me(th)
 
2013-05-06 07:57:32 PM  
What?  Isn't that one of the fundamentals?  Reading, writing and a meth addict.
 
2013-05-06 07:58:42 PM  
Wonder if CPS checked out these other family members before leaving kids with them.
 
2013-05-06 07:59:01 PM  
Clandestine meth is the worst kind of meth
 
2013-05-06 08:04:09 PM  
Almost heaven
West Virginia.....
 
2013-05-06 08:05:38 PM  
Oh. So homeschooling is just ducky until waaaaaah their chem lab is meth waaaaah.

Pick your side libtardbaggerfartbongorandpauldisenstablishmentarianisms.
 
2013-05-06 08:09:31 PM  

spentmiles: It's pretty clear from the article that the parents are covering for the kid.  If my son was that young and mixed up in that stuff, I'd take the rap for him too, hoping that he'd get straightened out.  Kids get really screwed up when they're institutionalized.  I was thrown into the meat grinder of the Detroit juvi system was I was seven.  I was just going for a silly joy ride when I lost control of the car and ran over a line of people waiting to get into a holiday jazz concert.  The mayor's wife and kid were in the line, so they basically through every book at me that they could get their hands around.  Nothing was going to bring their families back to life, so I still don't see the point of ruining my life in the name of punishment.  From seven to ninteen, the system just turned me from a foolish kid into a cold blood killer.  Now I don't even flinch when I do bad shiat.  You don't make a nail softer by beating it over the head; you just make it harder to take out.

I commend the parents for taking the bullet for the kid.  Hopefully they don't get raped in county, though that stuff is rare unless I'm in the lockup.


Last I recall rape wasn't a big thing in county.  At least it wasn't when I was in there around '05 for that meat grinder thing you may have heard about on the news, they were going to send me to San Quentin but I got some dirt on the judge's kids (funny what a couple pounds of meth and a busload of Honduran avocado pickers with cameras and enema kits can do) but anyway, county's all about making pruno in the toilets and fighting.  No one kicks up a fuss in county, cuz' no one wants to end up in the Fed and be someone's wife.  Meth cooks might even end up at the top of the food chain, you never know.

Anyway, I got a new meat grinder and a couple bottles of lube, so life's good now.
 
2013-05-06 08:12:39 PM  
Goodnight Precursor
 
2013-05-06 08:14:53 PM  

spentmiles: I commend the parents for taking the bullet for the kid.  Hopefully they don't get raped in county, though that stuff is rare unless I'm in the lockup.


80% of prison rape is imagined.
 
2013-05-06 08:17:42 PM  
coffeeforclosers.files.wordpress.com

Kinky. Sign here.
 
2013-05-06 08:32:18 PM  
This thread needs more Breaking Bad jokes.........Ding!
 
2013-05-06 08:40:31 PM  
Pfft. There'd be way too many contaminants, you'd produce an inferior product.
 
2013-05-06 08:42:53 PM  

fusillade762: charged with operating a clandestine lab

Is there another kind?


bojon: So it would have been Ok to set it up in the front yard?

OK, I guess that would count.


first thing i asked
 
2013-05-06 08:58:25 PM  

bojon: So it would have been Ok to set it up in the front yard?


That would have been better than setting up something potentially volatile around the kids.
 
2013-05-06 09:00:22 PM  
They put the "clan" in "clandestine".
 
2013-05-06 09:24:21 PM  
Well, that's why you also have a gun safe in the kid's room, right?
 
2013-05-06 09:38:04 PM  
blogs.cio.com
 
2013-05-06 10:05:48 PM  
Beckley? Pppttthhh.

Here in Sissonville, we have more meth labs in one acre than Beckley has in the whole city.

/I fear for my two kids
 
2013-05-06 10:15:47 PM  

toraque: spentmiles: It's pretty clear from the article that the parents are covering for the kid.  If my son was that young and mixed up in that stuff, I'd take the rap for him too, hoping that he'd get straightened out.  Kids get really screwed up when they're institutionalized.  I was thrown into the meat grinder of the Detroit juvi system was I was seven.  I was just going for a silly joy ride when I lost control of the car and ran over a line of people waiting to get into a holiday jazz concert.  The mayor's wife and kid were in the line, so they basically through every book at me that they could get their hands around.  Nothing was going to bring their families back to life, so I still don't see the point of ruining my life in the name of punishment.  From seven to ninteen, the system just turned me from a foolish kid into a cold blood killer.  Now I don't even flinch when I do bad shiat.  You don't make a nail softer by beating it over the head; you just make it harder to take out.

I commend the parents for taking the bullet for the kid.  Hopefully they don't get raped in county, though that stuff is rare unless I'm in the lockup.

Last I recall rape wasn't a big thing in county.  At least it wasn't when I was in there around '05 for that meat grinder thing you may have heard about on the news, they were going to send me to San Quentin but I got some dirt on the judge's kids (funny what a couple pounds of meth and a busload of Honduran avocado pickers with cameras and enema kits can do) but anyway, county's all about making pruno in the toilets and fighting.  No one kicks up a fuss in county, cuz' no one wants to end up in the Fed and be someone's wife.  Meth cooks might even end up at the top of the food chain, you never know.

Anyway, I got a new meat grinder and a couple bottles of lube, so life's good now.


You guys are pikers. Did my time in '07 for agitated aggravated attempted murder. Yeah, baby! The three A's. It don't get no worse than that.

Study it up.

In the pen I ran the Peruvian short hairs. They bowed to my supremacy but I never took advantage of them. Once one of them did the major deal and I took out his heart with a dull spoon. I still remember the screaming for mercy as I cut it out.

I eventually got out. Now I sell spoons for a living. Very lucrative, I might add.
 
2013-05-06 10:25:42 PM  
You don't say?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-05-06 10:26:52 PM  

saturn badger: toraque: spentmiles: It's pretty clear from the article that the parents are covering for the kid.  If my son was that young and mixed up in that stuff, I'd take the rap for him too, hoping that he'd get straightened out.  Kids get really screwed up when they're institutionalized.  I was thrown into the meat grinder of the Detroit juvi system was I was seven.  I was just going for a silly joy ride when I lost control of the car and ran over a line of people waiting to get into a holiday jazz concert.  The mayor's wife and kid were in the line, so they basically through every book at me that they could get their hands around.  Nothing was going to bring their families back to life, so I still don't see the point of ruining my life in the name of punishment.  From seven to ninteen, the system just turned me from a foolish kid into a cold blood killer.  Now I don't even flinch when I do bad shiat.  You don't make a nail softer by beating it over the head; you just make it harder to take out.

I commend the parents for taking the bullet for the kid.  Hopefully they don't get raped in county, though that stuff is rare unless I'm in the lockup.

Last I recall rape wasn't a big thing in county.  At least it wasn't when I was in there around '05 for that meat grinder thing you may have heard about on the news, they were going to send me to San Quentin but I got some dirt on the judge's kids (funny what a couple pounds of meth and a busload of Honduran avocado pickers with cameras and enema kits can do) but anyway, county's all about making pruno in the toilets and fighting.  No one kicks up a fuss in county, cuz' no one wants to end up in the Fed and be someone's wife.  Meth cooks might even end up at the top of the food chain, you never know.

Anyway, I got a new meat grinder and a couple bottles of lube, so life's good now.

You guys are pikers. Did my time in '07 for agitated aggravated attempted murder. Yeah, baby! The three A's. It don't get no worse than that.

Study it up.

In the pen I ran the Peruvian short hairs. They bowed to my supremacy but I never took advantage of them. Once one of them did the major deal and I took out his heart with a dull spoon. I still remember the screaming for mercy as I cut it out.

I eventually got out. Now I sell spoons for a living. Very lucrative, I might add.


A real hardcase would have used a teacup to take the dude out. He'd think that spoon trick was effete.
 
2013-05-06 10:47:02 PM  

LordOfThePings: You don't say?

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This is what's known as a callback.
 
2013-05-06 11:00:04 PM  
Mommy and daughter Meth Nights looked like fun by the looks for her Facebook Page:
https://www.facebook.com/amanda.bevins.3
 
2013-05-06 11:16:52 PM  
I'm white trash and I'm....
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-06 11:57:12 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: In the pen I ran the Peruvian short hairs. They bowed to my supremacy but I never took advantage of them. Once one of them did the major deal and I took out his heart with a dull spoon. I still remember the screaming for mercy as I cut it out.

I eventually got out. Now I sell spoons for a living. Very lucrative, I might add.

A real hardcase would have used a teacup to take the dude out. He'd think that spoon trick was effete.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-07 02:18:57 AM  
You got a better place to run it subby???
 
Xai
2013-05-07 05:17:34 AM  

fusillade762: a_room_with_a_moose: In the pen I ran the Peruvian short hairs. They bowed to my supremacy but I never took advantage of them. Once one of them did the major deal and I took out his heart with a dull spoon. I still remember the screaming for mercy as I cut it out.

I eventually got out. Now I sell spoons for a living. Very lucrative, I might add.

A real hardcase would have used a teacup to take the dude out. He'd think that spoon trick was effete.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x649]


ok what was that from?
 
2013-05-07 06:30:09 AM  

Xai: fusillade762: a_room_with_a_moose: In the pen I ran the Peruvian short hairs. They bowed to my supremacy but I never took advantage of them. Once one of them did the major deal and I took out his heart with a dull spoon. I still remember the screaming for mercy as I cut it out.

I eventually got out. Now I sell spoons for a living. Very lucrative, I might add.

A real hardcase would have used a teacup to take the dude out. He'd think that spoon trick was effete.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x649]

ok what was that from?


I think that one was from Chronicles of Riddick.
Pitch Black was better but Chronicles of Riddick made more than $100 at the box office.
 
2013-05-07 09:40:18 AM  

spunkymunky: Xai: fusillade762: a_room_with_a_moose: In the pen I ran the Peruvian short hairs. They bowed to my supremacy but I never took advantage of them. Once one of them did the major deal and I took out his heart with a dull spoon. I still remember the screaming for mercy as I cut it out.

I eventually got out. Now I sell spoons for a living. Very lucrative, I might add.

A real hardcase would have used a teacup to take the dude out. He'd think that spoon trick was effete.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x649]

ok what was that from?

I think that one was from Chronicles of Riddick.
Pitch Black was better but Chronicles of Riddick made more than $100 at the box office.


what does Dingus Dew have to do with a stupid movie

www.bevreview.com
 
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