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(The Smoking Gun)   Some things you just can't makeup. It's this week's version of the Mugshot Roundup   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2013-05-06 05:18:05 PM  
Captain Jack has really let himself go
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2013-05-06 05:25:44 PM  
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Get your thyroid checked.....

 
2013-05-06 05:27:33 PM  
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Arrested for trafficking in methamphetamine.

Ya don't say.
 
2013-05-06 05:45:09 PM  
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Photoshop on a Pork Pie Hat, and it could be Heisenberg.
 
2013-05-06 05:50:21 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Heisenberg


I'm not certain about that
 
2013-05-06 05:51:33 PM  
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Mom?!
 
2013-05-06 05:57:41 PM  
Inattentive Driving for #6?
 
2013-05-06 06:14:20 PM  
Arrested for pot possession, contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
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You go granny!

/Please God, I hope this wasn't a teacher bangs student thing.
 
2013-05-06 06:28:25 PM  

NightOwl2255: Arrested for pot possession, contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
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You go granny!

/Please God, I hope this wasn't a teacher bangs student thing.


Everything about this will be haunting my nightmares for nice long while.
 
2013-05-06 06:30:00 PM  

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You go granny!

/Please God, I hope this wasn't a teacher bangs student thing.

Everything about this will be haunting my nightmares for nice long while.


Just imagine she's naked
 
2013-05-06 06:34:51 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ust imagine she's naked


God help me...I already have...
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2013-05-06 06:38:11 PM  
Roundup of roundup:

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2013-05-06 06:53:34 PM  
I'd like to personally applaud the Ada County Sheriff's Office. You're doing God's work, boys.
 
2013-05-06 06:56:48 PM  
Can someone please explain the trend of shaving/plucking the eyebrows off entirely, then drawing them back on in a totally different place, usually with sharp unnatural corners?  Do people actually think they look GOOD when they do this?  I should grow a moustache, shave it off, then draw it back on over my nose. I bet the Mexican ladies would be all over me.
 
2013-05-06 06:58:25 PM  

Dragonflew: Can someone please explain the trend of shaving/plucking the eyebrows off entirely, then drawing them back on in a totally different place, usually with sharp unnatural corners?  Do people actually think they look GOOD when they do this?  I should grow a moustache, shave it off, then draw it back on over my nose. I bet the Mexican ladies would be all over me.


I blame Tammy Faye Baker, myself
 
2013-05-06 07:00:02 PM  

Dragonflew: Can someone please explain the trend of shaving/plucking the eyebrows off entirely, then drawing them back on in a totally different place, usually with sharp unnatural corners?  Do people actually think they look GOOD when they do this?  I should grow a moustache, shave it off, then draw it back on over my nose. I bet the Mexican ladies would be all over me.


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2013-05-06 07:00:52 PM  
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Damn, Cleve. You've really let yourself go since Monster Man. And here I thought you were looking rough when that aired.
 
2013-05-06 07:02:44 PM  
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2013-05-06 07:04:11 PM  
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2013-05-06 07:09:29 PM  

Dragonflew: Can someone please explain the trend of shaving/plucking the eyebrows off entirely, then drawing them back on in a totally different place, usually with sharp unnatural corners?  Do people actually think they look GOOD when they do this?  I should grow a moustache, shave it off, then draw it back on over my nose. I bet the Mexican ladies would be all over me.



This comes up in almost every mugshot thread, I think. As far as I can tell the answer is that some women are vain and stupid. I'm not saying that men are perfect but some women are vain. They take a good idea and run with it until they're well into Crazy Town, and they think it makes the look more attractive. I assume that all men are repulsed by the whole fake eyebrow thing so it's hard to see how it is that nobody has told them how goddamn horrible they look.
 
2013-05-06 07:09:47 PM  
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2013-05-06 07:12:39 PM  
Have her bathed and sent to my quarters.
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2013-05-06 07:14:14 PM  

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Is it good or bad that I thought the same thing?
 
2013-05-06 07:16:16 PM  
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2013-05-06 07:20:07 PM  
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2013-05-06 07:20:20 PM  
I know you mods are overwhelmed, but the Roundup belongs on Fridays. This was written long ago. Don't make me come over there....
 
2013-05-06 07:21:46 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I know you mods are overwhelmed, but the Roundup belongs on Fridays. This was written long ago. Don't make me come over there....


It didn't get posted to TSG until today, though
 
2013-05-06 07:22:10 PM  

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You sick bastard. I want a new monitor.
 
2013-05-06 07:33:08 PM  
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Arrested for DWT, driving while a thumbhead.
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2013-05-06 07:36:18 PM  
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2013-05-06 07:38:33 PM  
From top to bottom one of the best Mugshot Roundups of all time.
 
2013-05-06 07:41:15 PM  
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2013-05-06 07:41:49 PM  

bojon: Inattentive Driving for #6?


Yeah, that's weird. All I can think is that her driving was so bad, the cops didn't feel it was safe to ticket her and let her go on her way.
 
2013-05-06 07:45:40 PM  
The Sixth Doctor really let himself go before his regeneration:

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2013-05-06 08:03:42 PM  
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Heh, I was thinking Walt White and William H. Macy.
 
2013-05-06 08:15:40 PM  
SPLAMM:

Came for this, left satisfied.
 
2013-05-06 08:16:34 PM  
So much material here. Bravo fine farkers.
 
2013-05-06 08:18:41 PM  
Was this woman arrested topless?

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2013-05-06 08:20:11 PM  

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Get your thyroid checked.....


This. My immediate thought was, "Somebody forgot to take her thyroid meds."
 
2013-05-06 08:21:42 PM  
 
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2013-05-06 08:36:29 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: The Sixth Doctor really let himself go before his regeneration:


Man or woman? I'm confused.
 
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2013-05-06 08:47:15 PM  
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1. If Rosie O'Donnell had a child with Russell Brandt. Very disturbing, but at least he-she isn't real.
2. The Mad Housepainter strikes again!
3. Don't give up your day job as a linebacker, dude. Prostitution is not for everybody.
4. Isn't that the stereotypically gay guy from Thin Blue Line?
5. Dude needs to re-orient his life and his arrow.
6. I knew somebody , someday, would be charged with Driving While Grandma.
7. Fembot!
8. Richard Nixon's attempt to clone himself using Mark Spitz's DNA was a failure and worse yet, an Abomination before the Lord.
9. It's Lydia, fair Lydia, fair Lydia, the tattooless bug-eyed lady.
10. Cool Stoner Grandma. She thinks she is in a Cheech & Chong movie. She just said "Dave's not hear, man!"
11. A normal person used as the control in this experiment.
12. I thought Steve Buschemi was working on a movie.
13. And this is the result of shaving your sister's Barbie doll one time too many.
14. George Costanza has an evil twin like all the rest of us.
15. OMG! The girl from the Fifth Element stole some poor guy's eyebrows! Give 'em back! Give 'em back!
16. Baby go doo-doo. This fetish is seriously disturbing at the best of times, but a soulless ginger? Yikes, just yikes!
 
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