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(AZ Family)   Police are trying to determine if a woman arrested for hit and run was under the influence of drugs or alcohol. One look at her mugshot should clear that question up   (azfamily.com) divider line 58
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2013-05-06 05:09:35 PM  
ecstasy and cigarettes.  i've seen that face before
 
2013-05-06 05:16:20 PM  
That is a hard 24.
 
2013-05-06 05:26:32 PM  
Her?
 
2013-05-06 05:35:27 PM  
24?! No way.
 
2013-05-06 05:37:01 PM  
They're trying to determine if she was under the influence of drugs, or under the influence of alcohol.  "None of the above" isn't an option.
 
2013-05-06 05:38:02 PM  
Holmes said Suggs fled the scene then called police to report an unknown suspect had thrown an unknown object at her vehicle, causing extensive damage.

Yeah, that's called a "body." Yeesh.
 
2013-05-06 05:39:09 PM  
Drugs or Alcohol?


i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-06 05:40:49 PM  
Whitney?  I heard you was dead.
 
2013-05-06 05:41:49 PM  

Malacon: Drugs or Alcohol?


[i212.photobucket.com image 400x400]


Aaaaaaaand..... we're done here.

/I'll get the lights, you lock the door behind me.
 
2013-05-06 05:42:39 PM  
Guilty!!
 
2013-05-06 05:44:02 PM  
It's funny because she killed someone.
 
2013-05-06 05:45:16 PM  
Is her name Suggs or Scruggs? It changes mid-article.
 
2013-05-06 05:45:39 PM  

jigger: It's funny because she killed someone.


That explains the photo of the corpse.
 
2013-05-06 05:47:37 PM  
That's the roughest 24 I've ever seen.
 
2013-05-06 05:49:17 PM  
Indeed it does, subby, indeed...
 
2013-05-06 05:49:48 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-06 05:50:15 PM  
She looks like a 64 year old wearing a wig.
 
2013-05-06 05:50:41 PM  
I thought Flip Wilson was dead.
 
2013-05-06 05:52:43 PM  

minoridiot: That is a hard 24.


Dog years.
 
2013-05-06 05:52:45 PM  
there has to be a Column C to add to drugs & alcohol. good grief.
 
2013-05-06 05:53:52 PM  
Lootie's sister!
 
2013-05-06 05:54:25 PM  

FirstDennis: Lootie's sister!


Slootie?
 
2013-05-06 05:55:29 PM  
If she and Greg Oden had a kid, I'm pretty sure it'd be Benjamin Button.

s24.postimg.org
 
2013-05-06 06:00:30 PM  
I bet she is somehow related to the woman that hit the guy and left him the half way in the windshield for a few days as he slowly died while her car was parked in her garage. I think that victim was Hispanic as well. I never did figure out how she disposed of the body.
 
2013-05-06 06:01:29 PM  
If you had to look at that every time you brushed your hair, you'd drink too.
 
2013-05-06 06:02:44 PM  

bunner: If you had to look at that every time you brushed your hair, you'd drink too.


not sure if "drinking" would be my first reaction if instead of my usual 30 year old white male reflection became some meth addled 50 year old black woman's face.
 
2013-05-06 06:04:35 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: ecstasy and cigarettes.  i've seen that face before


More like a speedball of heroin and strontium-90.
 
2013-05-06 06:04:38 PM  
Whoa. 40 miles of bad road complete with already detonated IED.
 
2013-05-06 06:07:52 PM  

minoridiot: That is a hard 24.


I'd say that is a hard 44. Maybe 54.
 
2013-05-06 06:08:42 PM  
imageshack.us imageshack.us
Who's on drugs?
 
2013-05-06 06:10:15 PM  
I wonder if that's Bubba Blue's sister?
 
2013-05-06 06:10:26 PM  

99.998er: I bet she is somehow related to the woman that hit the guy and left him the half way in the windshield for a few days as he slowly died while her car was parked in her garage. I think that victim was Hispanic as well. I never did figure out how she disposed of the body.


Look like Wikipedia is on it:
"Mallard became a suspect after she was reported talking and laughing about the incident at a party some four months after the events.[5] "I hit this white man," Mallard allegedly told acquaintance Maranda Daniel, laughing. "
 
2013-05-06 06:10:45 PM  

uncleacid: I thought Flip Wilson was dead.


The DEVIL made her do it.
 
2013-05-06 06:20:02 PM  
Goddamn.  Looks like they dug up:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-05-06 06:25:35 PM  
Eye bleach! I'm all out. Subby your dead to me.
 
2013-05-06 06:27:08 PM  
Scruggs and alcohol just don't mix
 
2013-05-06 06:36:30 PM  
i1241.photobucket.com

A little from column "A", A little from column "B"...
 
2013-05-06 06:39:33 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-06 06:39:53 PM  
Hit AND Run?  If there's a choice, YOU can hit that cuz I'm going to run.
 
2013-05-06 06:54:12 PM  
www.blastr.com

media.azfamily.com
img.fark.net
 
2013-05-06 07:36:04 PM  
Voodoo and meth?
 
2013-05-06 07:40:47 PM  
Who cares?  No one in any state of desperation would hit on her.
 
2013-05-06 07:40:49 PM  
That is a hard 44.
 
2013-05-06 07:43:41 PM  

KrispyKritter: there has to be a Column C to add to drugs & alcohol. good grief.



How about 'Riding a stormtrooper's speederbike through Endor's Fugly Forest.'
 
2013-05-06 07:51:42 PM  
Those eyes!
 
2013-05-06 08:10:48 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2013-05-06 08:34:30 PM  
i849.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-06 08:51:15 PM  
I'd hit it!

With a 2x4 .. which looks like I wouldn't be the first.
 
2013-05-06 09:46:57 PM  
The Maricopa County jail publishes the mugshots of everyone that's arrested and taken to the county jail.  You can also search for a particular inmate.  Go to http://mcso.org/mugshot  Then put her name in the search field and click the search button.  There seems to be a bug in the page's code so you may have to click the search button twice.  Then you can vote for her picture to be the next mugshot of the day.  She's certainly a better pick than the previous winner.

Her mugshot is even more terrifying when you see a larger image.

mcso.org
 
2013-05-06 09:54:43 PM  

The Southern Dandy: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 436x479]


  www.eonline.com
 
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