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(Sun News Network)   It shouldn't ever be news when someone gets followed on Twitter. Except when you're a German porn star and the UN follows you   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 50
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2013-05-06 04:48:11 PM
NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM TWITTER
 
2013-05-06 04:51:39 PM
Why, oh why did I GIS her?   She looks like she glued two beachballs to her chest.
 
2013-05-06 05:11:53 PM
They should follow @bisexualgirl_UK or @ChicksOnPhones

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-06 05:30:38 PM
doubtfulnews.com
 
2013-05-06 06:07:00 PM
U Naked?
 
2013-05-06 06:10:05 PM
Do not want.
 
2013-05-06 06:10:26 PM
How about no!
 
2013-05-06 06:11:09 PM
Pardon me, did you say German Porn Star, m'lord ?

images.zap2it.com
 
2013-05-06 06:11:16 PM
Well, as far as German porn stars could go, this is the least scandalous.
 
2013-05-06 06:11:32 PM
So that's what those council members do in between security resolution votes!
 
2013-05-06 06:11:48 PM
They must have thought her boobs were a sovereign nation.

/BARF
 
2013-05-06 06:17:31 PM

I was hoping it was going to be Katja Kassin.


4.bp.blogspot.com

 
2013-05-06 06:17:53 PM
better than child raping UN peacekeepers.
 
2013-05-06 06:18:21 PM

Patterson: They must have thought her boobs were a sovereign nation.

/BARF


If those are her West Bank, I'm not hopeful about seeing her Gaza Strip.
 
2013-05-06 06:23:40 PM

elvindeath: Pardon me, did you say German Porn Star, m'lord ?

[images.zap2it.com image 540x720]


That would be Sibel Kekilli, aka Dilara. GISing the 2 names together is NSFW.
 
2013-05-06 06:25:11 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: elvindeath: Pardon me, did you say German Porn Star, m'lord ?

[images.zap2it.com image 540x720]

That would be Sibel Kekilli, aka Dilara. GISing the 2 names together is NSFW.


Gegen Die Wand.
Turkish beauty
 
2013-05-06 06:28:10 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [doubtfulnews.com image 400x400]


Are you implying that the U.N. is interested in images involving a German porn star and big black helicopters?
 
2013-05-06 06:32:17 PM
So THAT'S how they gather up courage to write those sternly worded letters. Otherwise they might not get out of the closet, ever.
 
2013-05-06 06:32:21 PM
WTF is up with those boobs?? Underskin support straps?

i.imgur.com
(Original probaby SFW, just avoiding mod bait.)
 
2013-05-06 06:33:27 PM
Also, it might not be that odd if the porn star is also a politician.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicciolina (possibly NSFW)
 
2013-05-06 06:34:12 PM

Agarista: i upped my meds-up yours: elvindeath: Pardon me, did you say German Porn Star, m'lord ?

[images.zap2it.com image 540x720]

That would be Sibel Kekilli, aka Dilara. GISing the 2 names together is NSFW.

Gegen Die Wand.
Turkish beauty


German born of Turkish blood, actually. Beauty, yes. Unfortunately giant Hindenboobs are always going to be more popular.
 
2013-05-06 06:36:28 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: Agarista: i upped my meds-up yours: elvindeath: Pardon me, did you say German Porn Star, m'lord ?

[images.zap2it.com image 540x720]

That would be Sibel Kekilli, aka Dilara. GISing the 2 names together is NSFW.

Gegen Die Wand.
Turkish beauty

German born of Turkish blood, actually. Beauty, yes. Unfortunately giant Hindenboobs are always going to be more popular.


This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-05-06 06:37:09 PM
when pressed for comment, the un replied: "we thought she had interesting ideas for bringing the world together; peacefully snoozing afterwords."
 
2013-05-06 06:40:09 PM
She calls them boutros and boutros.
 
2013-05-06 06:43:12 PM

uncleacid: She calls them boutros and boutros.


golly
 
2013-05-06 06:45:55 PM

uncleacid: She calls them boutros and boutros.


GOLLY!!!
 
2013-05-06 06:48:26 PM
Dick!!!
 
2013-05-06 06:52:15 PM
WTF she's got boob tendons!

//That's just nasty
 
2013-05-06 06:56:13 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-06 06:56:28 PM
I have never been afraid of boobs before, but hers seem to have extra tendons...so I am suspicious that they are prehensile.
 
2013-05-06 06:56:31 PM
They just want to keep an eye on the possible human right violations that happens in German porn.
 
2013-05-06 06:56:37 PM

fjnorton: WTF she's got boob tendons!

//That's just nasty


This. Blerg.
 
2013-05-06 07:04:11 PM
They're tearing themselves off her chest. I mean, I know I'm dangerously in studman69 territory here but... really her tits are going to California into the sea some year soon.
 
2013-05-06 07:12:55 PM
Well; I guess that proves the old adage, "boobs of a feather; flock together".

/ perhaps; "the bigger they are; the harder it is to look away"
 
2013-05-06 07:15:14 PM
Do they even count as breasts anymore if they are 10% breast and 90% industrial components?
 
2013-05-06 07:20:54 PM

FunkOut: Do they even count as breasts anymore if they are 10% breast and 90% industrial components?


Bionic boobs?
 
2013-05-06 07:22:21 PM

Smoking GNU: FunkOut: Do they even count as breasts anymore if they are 10% breast and 90% industrial components?

Bionic boobs?


Post-human anatomy.
 
2013-05-06 07:36:01 PM
look, I'm a guy. I can appreciate mammary glands but that's just like a freak show.
www.qualitypooltoys.com
 
2013-05-06 07:46:31 PM

FunkOut: Do they even count as breasts anymore if they are 10% breast and 90% industrial components?


To get that big, aren't that actually "real", just a weird of implant that makes some kind of body tissue build up in chest area. And you have to get the implant removed for them to stop getting bigger and freakier.

I vaugly remember learning such a thing on an episode of 1000 ways to die
 
2013-05-06 08:00:47 PM
Only really big boobies need suspension cables.

www.sunnewsnetwork.ca
 
2013-05-06 08:08:12 PM

Fukuzawa: FunkOut: Do they even count as breasts anymore if they are 10% breast and 90% industrial components?

To get that big, aren't that actually "real", just a weird of implant that makes some kind of body tissue build up in chest area. And you have to get the implant removed for them to stop getting bigger and freakier.

I vaugly remember learning such a thing on an episode of 1000 ways to die


Oh, the string implants. I think they have to amputate after a certain point. Imagine the horrific vascularisation.

 I would certainly think there is someone out there researching a more natural method that slicing and stuffing or injecting weird stuff.
 
2013-05-06 08:28:55 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Only really big boobies need suspension cables.

[www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]


Yeah....no.

:/
 
2013-05-06 08:47:35 PM

DeathCipris: [media.tumblr.com image 480x306]


Yes Yes they are ;D
 
2013-05-06 08:47:37 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Only really big boobies need suspension cables.

[www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]


She needs a push-up bra. It would be a remarkable feat of engineering,
 
2013-05-06 09:03:44 PM

fusillade762: fjnorton: WTF she's got boob tendons!

//That's just nasty

This. Blerg.


I was morbidly curious so I did a GIS. She is even nastier down south. Germans are farked up.

/now I feel sick
 
2013-05-06 09:08:25 PM

Farxist Marxist: BarkingUnicorn: Only really big boobies need suspension cables.

[www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]

She needs a push-up bra. It would be a remarkable feat of engineering,


s11.postimg.org
 
2013-05-06 09:10:23 PM
I just can't stop thinking about "over the shoulder boulder holder".
 
2013-05-06 10:45:22 PM

Farxist Marxist: I just can't stop thinking about "over the shoulder boulder holder".


She's certainly not on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
 
2013-05-06 11:14:14 PM
cdn2.mamapop.com

"No, that's too big."
 
2013-05-07 03:28:48 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Only really big boobies need suspension cables.

[www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]


Agreed with the wtf reactions.
 
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