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(Some Guy)   A bottle of Jack Daniels, and a fistful of cocaine? Meet the new bassist for Lynyrd Skynyrd   (lynyrdskynyrd.com) divider line 6
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2013-05-06 01:38:22 PM
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It was extremely disappointing to read that and learn that Lynard Skynard's new bassist is not LITERALLY a bottle of Jack Daniels and a fistful of cocaine.
2013-05-06 03:16:53 PM
3 votes:

Ponzholio: I didn't know a 'fistful' was the accepted unit of measurement for cocaine... I mean, do you go to your coke dealer and say "Give me a fistful of coke."?


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2013-05-06 06:56:37 PM
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NorCalLos: teenage mutant ninja rapist: FirstNationalBastard: Pants full of macaroni!!: MFAWG: FirstNationalBastard: megarian: Ponzholio: I didn't know a 'fistful' was the accepted unit of measurement for cocaine... I mean, do you go to your coke dealer and say "Give me a fistful of coke."?

Sure. That'll be $200.

Wait...are you a cop?

If a fistful is $200, how much is an assload?

Or is assload a muleing-only measurement?

An assload is more than hella much, but less than a metric buttload.

And don't forget, a metric assload is also called an arseload.

So, when does an assload become a shiatload?

After it gets removed

Is it me, or is this a George Carlin routine?


It can't be. I don't think there's an original George Carlin member left. Where's that dude with the charts?
2013-05-06 03:51:50 PM
2 votes:

downstairs: biyaaatci: Do they even have ANY original members left?

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Looks like one.

Brother, I am disappoint.

Wow, I didn't realize that it was only one.  Sheesh, they really are just a tribute/cover band.


You think that's bad? Not one single original member of any major professional sports team still plays.
2013-05-06 03:14:48 PM
1 votes:

Some Bass Playing Guy: Farce-Side: Wow, what a huge step down.  From the Black Crowes to fake Lynard Skynard.  That's where drugs will get you kids.  Playing for a shiatty band that rips of the songs and the name of the lead singer's brothers band.

Nice. You not only bash the current incarnation of Skynyrd, you also manage to spell Lynyrd Skynyrd wrong.


I found his Fark handle.
2013-05-06 03:12:09 PM
1 votes:

Farce-Side: Wow, what a huge step down.  From the Black Crowes to fake Lynard Skynard.  That's where drugs will get you kids.  Playing for a shiatty band that rips of the songs and the name of the lead singer's brothers band.


Nice. You not only bash the current incarnation of Skynyrd, you also manage to spell Lynyrd Skynyrd wrong.
 
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