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(International Business Times)   Keira Knightley wear an OLD dress to her fancy celebrity wedding.."eww" said all the snooty fashion girls, how dare she rewear a designer gown   (ibtimes.com) divider line 81
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2013-05-06 09:37:20 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: CynicalLA: A lot of fat people in here making fun of healthy looking people.

Healthy looking people don't look borderline anorexic.


Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy. Guys who are attracted to this crap are the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. They're just into a different extreme of repulsive.

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She looks fine. She's naturally very skinny. It happens.

People have different body types, just because you don't find it aesthetically appealing doesn't mean it's not normal or healthy.
 
2013-05-06 09:42:19 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: CynicalLA: A lot of fat people in here making fun of healthy looking people.

Healthy looking people don't look borderline anorexic.


Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy. Guys who are attracted to this crap are the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. They're just into a different extreme of repulsive.

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She's probably 100x healthier than you and looks amazing.  One of the hottest women on the planet IMO.  Have fun with the fatties.
 
2013-05-06 09:49:29 PM  
CynicalLA:

She's probably 100x healthier than you and looks amazing.  One of the hottest women on the planet IMO.  Have fun with the fatties.

If a skeletor is your idea of a hot woman, don't get on a soapbox about fatties. Chubby chasers like fat women, people like you have a crackhead fetish. A body with bones sticking out all over it is just as repulsive as an obese one.
 
2013-05-06 10:01:08 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: CynicalLA:

She's probably 100x healthier than you and looks amazing.  One of the hottest women on the planet IMO.  Have fun with the fatties.

If a skeletor is your idea of a hot woman, don't get on a soapbox about fatties. Chubby chasers like fat women, people like you have a crackhead fetish. A body with bones sticking out all over it is just as repulsive as an obese one.


Do you just wait for threads about women less than 150 lbs and post this speech in all of them?
 
2013-05-06 10:15:28 PM  
Midrissa:

Do you just wait for threads about women less than 150 lbs and post this speech in all of them?

No, only in those threads where a woman shaped like a bio lab skeleton is being passed off as "the hottest woman on the planet". But you're right, Keira's only "naturally" bony and women who don't look that thin all weigh over 150 lbs and have unnatural body shapes:)
 
2013-05-06 10:51:51 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Midrissa:

Do you just wait for threads about women less than 150 lbs and post this speech in all of them?

No, only in those threads where a woman shaped like a bio lab skeleton is being passed off as "the hottest woman on the planet". But you're right, Keira's only "naturally" bony and women who don't look that thin all weigh over 150 lbs and have unnatural body shapes:)


You sound like an over-eater.
 
2013-05-06 10:58:01 PM  
media.indiatimes.in

She can wear me anyday.
 
2013-05-06 11:04:44 PM  
Gorgeous girl, but she could stand to put on about 10 lbs or so in a few areas. Don't care that she wore something she previously wore. Stupid article is stupid. I'm pretty sure the author of this ridiculous article has reworn an outfit before.
 
2013-05-06 11:09:16 PM  
Johnsnownw:

You sound like an over-eater.

No, you just have body image issues. Unless "over-eater" is code for "Guys who don't jack off to skeletons".
 
2013-05-06 11:14:14 PM  
Why do skinny people make you so angry?
 
2013-05-06 11:39:39 PM  
Is there a picture where she's fat?
 
2013-05-07 12:01:41 AM  

hasty ambush: Damn she was on my future ex list. Only positive is she married a musician so it probably won't last.


A keyboard player, no less. May as well have just married a drummer.
 
2013-05-07 12:19:13 AM  
I would like her to climb on me. I would like to toss her around in bed. I would take care not to break her.

/oh, and no one with any credibility cares if she wore a used dress.
 
2013-05-07 12:36:04 AM  
Wartime Consiglieri:
Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy. Guys who are attracted to this crap are the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. They're just into a different extreme of repulsive.


While what you are saying is true of some thin women it most definitely is NOT true about her. She is just extremely slender. I say this as a certified fat bastard and probable chubby-chaser :P
 
2013-05-07 12:50:40 AM  
gaspode:
While what you are saying is true of some thin women it most definitely is NOT true about her. She is just extremely slender. I say this as a certified fat bastard and probable chubby-chaser :P

^ Look at that pic again and tell me my description of her cleavage and upper body is off the mark.

How does her being "extremely slender" as you put it disprove what is clearly on display in that pic? It's like if I pointed to Melissa McCarthy's fat rolls and you said "No, you're wrong! She's extremely overweight"!
 
2013-05-07 12:56:54 AM  

flondrix: hammettman: I do remember when she was the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet

In "Bend it like Beckham", she managed to look more like a sexy athletic tomboy.  Did she have more muscle on her bones back then, maybe?


I don't think she had any more muscle then either. I think it's just that she was 16 when she made that movie and still had the slightest bit of baby fat. Now it's just skin and bones.

Then again, I also think it's a crying shame that she's one of the most famous women on the planet and Parminder Nagra is doing guest appearances on Psych as Gus' love interest.
 
2013-05-07 01:07:24 AM  
Being slender is such a huge drawback in the entertainment industry.
 
2013-05-07 02:06:15 AM  
Wartime Consiglieri:

^ Look at that pic again and tell me my description of her cleavage and upper body is off the mark.

How does her being "extremely slender" as you put it disprove what is clearly on display in that pic?


She is wearing a dress that holds her like that and has her shoulders forward. Your description is stupid.She has a naturally slender build which is unrelated to being fat or thin directly.
 
2013-05-07 02:33:49 AM  

theurge14: Why do skinny people make you so angry?


The "internet sex god" crowd is confused and enraged by the idea that someone who exercises regularly or has a healthy metabolism not mired down by fast food tends to be thin. I'd explain further but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-05-07 03:34:26 AM  
Oh, who farking cares?

If anything, I think it's cool that she had such a low-key wedding.

And Keira Knightley is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
 
2013-05-07 03:49:13 AM  
Well, someone certainly decided to troll the hell out of this thread.
 
2013-05-07 05:43:07 AM  

Wartime Consiglieri: CynicalLA: A lot of fat people in here making fun of healthy looking people.

Healthy looking people don't look borderline anorexic.


Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy. Guys who are attracted to this crap are the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. They're just into a different extreme of repulsive.

[imageshack.us image 500x741]


See, skinny jokes are okay.  We're all just having a bit of a laugh at the most low hanging fruit.  But when a fiery tirade about repulsion and disease is your first reaction to a thin person you don't know, you should tuck in that keyboard and do a bit of introspection.
 
2013-05-07 09:25:00 AM  
gaspode:
She is wearing a dress that holds her like that and has her shoulders forward. Your description is stupid.She has a naturally slender build which is unrelated to being fat or thin directly.

Right:) Just like the pic below. Nothing deflated about her tits, nothing boyish about her upper body....It's all an optical illusion! If this girl is 'naturally slender' then I guess Rosie O'Donnell is 'naturally plump'.

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2013-05-07 09:28:05 AM  

Wartime Consiglieri: gaspode:
She is wearing a dress that holds her like that and has her shoulders forward. Your description is stupid.She has a naturally slender build which is unrelated to being fat or thin directly.

Right:) Just like the pic below. Nothing deflated about her tits, nothing boyish about her upper body....It's all an optical illusion! If this girl is 'naturally slender' then I guess Rosie O'Donnell is 'naturally plump'.

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Are you STILL continuing to troll?  That's pretty pathetic.
 
2013-05-07 09:39:19 AM  
thamike:
But when a fiery tirade about repulsion and disease is your first reaction to a thin person you don't know, you should tuck in that keyboard and do a bit of introspection.

Except if this chick was just 10 lbs thicker she'd be getting called every name in the book by the Waif Worship Patrol without you and other white knights rushing to her defense. I couldn't care less about her one way or another. What I do care about is that emaciated, borderline anorexic women who are medically the most similar to the obese in terms of health risks are all the sudden being shoved down society's throat as the ideal of health, beauty and femininity.

This girl is not "thin", she's pretty much skeletal. In most of her pics if she was just 10 lbs thinner she'd be full-fledged anorexic. And she's even said that the disease runs in her family, she just denies having it herself. I'm sure her grandmother thought she was 'naturally slender' too.
 
2013-05-07 10:10:15 AM  
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2013-05-07 10:30:29 AM  

Wartime Consiglieri: thamike:
But when a fiery tirade about repulsion and disease is your first reaction to a thin person you don't know, you should tuck in that keyboard and do a bit of introspection.

Except if this chick was just 10 lbs thicker she'd be getting called every name in the book by the Waif Worship Patrol without you and other white knights rushing to her defense. I couldn't care less about her one way or another. What I do care about is that emaciated, borderline anorexic women who are medically the most similar to the obese in terms of health risks are all the sudden being shoved down society's throat as the ideal of health, beauty and femininity.

This girl is not "thin", she's pretty much skeletal. In most of her pics if she was just 10 lbs thinner she'd be full-fledged anorexic. And she's even said that the disease runs in her family, she just denies having it herself. I'm sure her grandmother thought she was 'naturally slender' too.


Obviously, any female who does not meet your high standards MUST be absolutely repulsive.

/obvious troll
/have a cookie
 
2013-05-07 05:19:11 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: thamike:
But when a fiery tirade about repulsion and disease is your first reaction to a thin person you don't know, you should tuck in that keyboard and do a bit of introspection.

Except if this chick was just 10 lbs thicker she'd be getting called every name in the book by the Waif Worship Patrol without you and other white knights rushing to her defense. I couldn't care less about her one way or another. What I do care about is that emaciated, borderline anorexic women who are medically the most similar to the obese in terms of health risks are all the sudden being shoved down society's throat as the ideal of health, beauty and femininity.

This girl is not "thin", she's pretty much skeletal. In most of her pics if she was just 10 lbs thinner she'd be full-fledged anorexic. And she's even said that the disease runs in her family, she just denies having it herself. I'm sure her grandmother thought she was 'naturally slender' too.


I'm not white knighting her, homie, I'm white knighting you.  Explore yourself.
 
2013-05-07 05:20:02 PM  

Strik3r: /have a cookie


Don't tease angry fat chicks.
 
2013-05-07 07:02:45 PM  
thamike:
I'm not white knighting her, homie, I'm white knighting you.  Explore yourself.

No, 'homie', you're just white-knighting the anorexic. You know, the one who says every female in her family is apparently afflicted with eating disorders but somehow it's magically spared her, except for a few hundred pictures where every bone in her skeleton is poking through her skin.

But to be fair, for you it's more than about just white-knighting. You either have to pretend a bony figure is normal and everyone who thinks otherwise is a troll...or you have to face the fact that you have a skeletor fetish which makes you just the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. Understandably, the first option is a lot more pleasant.
 
2013-05-07 09:34:18 PM  
Look closer at that photo of her in the bikini. She's ripped.
 
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