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(International Business Times)   Keira Knightley wear an OLD dress to her fancy celebrity wedding.."eww" said all the snooty fashion girls, how dare she rewear a designer gown   (ibtimes.com) divider line 81
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2013-05-06 12:53:51 PM
E! News......


How do they call themselves news?!
 
2013-05-06 12:59:46 PM
Keira Knightley could wear a burlap sack that was used to haul fertilizer in and I would still find her incredibly beautiful
 
2013-05-06 01:13:18 PM
The dress beared a shockingly similar appearance to the actress's Rodarte gown she wore to the pre-BAFTA party in 2008.

Quality!
 
2013-05-06 01:50:36 PM
wore.  past tense.
 
2013-05-06 01:55:17 PM
Can the Fark greenlighters please stop greenlighting links to img1.fark.net.  Every link seems to have an autoplay video up in the corner.  I work for myself, so I really don't care about my coworkers/boss/whatnot, it's just really annoying.
 
2013-05-06 02:22:42 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: The dress beared a shockingly similar appearance to the actress's Rodarte gown she wore to the pre-BAFTA party in 2008.

Quality!


And what the hell is a "blue tax?"
 
2013-05-06 02:54:19 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

So very hungry.
 
2013-05-06 03:04:59 PM
The headline confused me; did a child write it?
 
2013-05-06 03:07:05 PM

Sybarite: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 450x655]

So very hungry.


That's so...cute...to see a couple where both look like they need to make the other a sandwich or two.
 
2013-05-06 03:08:44 PM

Sybarite: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 450x655]

So very hungry.


ecx.images-amazon.comwww.bang-mall.com

His and Hers.
 
2013-05-06 03:09:22 PM

vesalius: The headline confused me; did a child write it?


You should see the article.
 
2013-05-06 03:10:39 PM
Who's the consumptive-yet-dashing undertaker on her arm?
 
2013-05-06 03:15:25 PM
WHY DOES ANYONE NEED TO KNOW THIS
 
2013-05-06 03:15:51 PM
Holy crow that was painful to read. What it lacked in quality, it made up for in brevity.
 
2013-05-06 03:15:57 PM

Sybarite: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 450x655]

So very hungry.


Sex must sound like a washboard, ribs grinding on each other.
 
2013-05-06 03:28:34 PM
Omg. She had a dress she liked and felt like getting married in! Alert the media! Call the fashionistas! People must be informed about this shocking development!
 
2013-05-06 03:28:54 PM
I do remember when she was the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet
 
2013-05-06 03:30:27 PM
Then and now.

At least it looks like there's a modicum of baby fat on her and her new hubby in the current one.

www.eonline.com
 
2013-05-06 03:33:02 PM

litespeed74: Sex must sound like a washboard, ribs grinding on each other.


That's the hottest thing I've heard all day

/Loves me some ribs
 
2013-05-06 03:33:50 PM

moothemagiccow: WHY DOES ANYONE NEED TO KNOW THIS


It's not news... it's Fark.com
 
2013-05-06 03:37:36 PM

KatjaMouse: Then and now.

At least it looks like there's a modicum of baby fat on her and her new hubby in the current one.

[www.eonline.com image 560x415]



OMG, she married Rick Moranis?!

cdn-media.hollywood.com
 
2013-05-06 03:47:45 PM
I find it amusing that somebody was able to recognize the dress from a photo that is 5 years old, along with the fact that they actually make ANY sort of deal out of it. Ugh, wearing a dress more than once is sooooo passe, you should only throw out what you've worn once and ALWAYS wear something new.
 
2013-05-06 03:57:48 PM

NuttierThanEver: Keira Knightley could wear a burlap sack that was used to haul fertilizer in and I would still find her incredibly beautiful


Dammit. I was going to make the burlap sack reference.
 
2013-05-06 04:02:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: E! News......


How do they call themselves news?!


Its at least as news-y as CNN or Fox.
 
2013-05-06 04:18:44 PM
Love her!  She is beautiful and smart and was in my favorite movie ever.

Not a big fan of the dress, but if you have something suitable for an occasion, wear it and spend the money elsewhere - -like on shoes.
 
2013-05-06 04:21:01 PM
Did anyone mention if the groom has worn this tux before?
 
2013-05-06 04:29:35 PM
How terrible, she should have taken those clothes off right away!
 
2013-05-06 04:32:04 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: How terrible, she should have taken those clothes off right away!


Just to be safe, I'll make sure she does so immediately.
 
2013-05-06 04:36:05 PM

NuttierThanEver: Keira Knightley could wear a burlap sack that was used to haul fertilizer in and I would still find her incredibly beautiful


timswar: Omg. She had a dress she liked and felt like getting married in! Alert the media! Call the fashionistas! People must be informed about this shocking development!


give me doughnuts: Did anyone mention if the groom has worn this tux before?


Tyrone Slothrop: How terrible, she should have taken those clothes off right away!


These.

And truthfully the reporter has nothing better to do than to compare her wedding dress to one she wore 5IVE YEARS AGO?!?

Get a life loser.

And seriously like the fist of angry god/the best 13 seconds of her life/etc.
 
2013-05-06 04:40:32 PM

GalFriday: Love her!  She is beautiful and smart and was in my favorite movie ever.

Not a big fan of the dress, but if you have something suitable for an occasion, wear it and spend the money elsewhere - -like on shoes.


The dress is surprisingly tasteful in comparison to the typical dress worn at a wedding and especially when compared to the over-the-top monstrosities typically favored by celebrities.

As for the attitude that it is somehow in poor taste to wear an item of clothing more than once, this is an example of consumerism in excess. It's absurd to assign quality to something being new rather than its design, condition, etc... This is a rather vulgar attitude and these people are simply trend-followers without any real individual sense of style or taste. P.T. Barnum would have loved these folks.
 
2013-05-06 04:44:22 PM
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Ms. Knightley can wear what she damn well wants to any of my soirees.
 
2013-05-06 04:45:28 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img545.imageshack.us image 500x741]
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Ms. Knightley can wear what she damn well wants to any of my soirees.


She has "fark me, hard and now" eyes.
 
2013-05-06 04:49:11 PM

PizzaJedi81: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img545.imageshack.us image 500x741]
[img542.imageshack.us image 376x490]
[img706.imageshack.us image 850x680]

Ms. Knightley can wear what she damn well wants to any of my soirees.

She has "fark me, hard and now" eyes.


Have you seen A Dangerous Method?
 
2013-05-06 04:50:04 PM
I bet talks really dirty in bed.
And with that British accent......DAMN!

And for those not in the know, here now husband is the keyboardist in this band. This song was used in a Fringe promo also.
http://youtu.be/ZJgOLu5iAFs
 
2013-05-06 04:56:40 PM

Walter Paisley: GalFriday: Love her!  She is beautiful and smart and was in my favorite movie ever.

Not a big fan of the dress, but if you have something suitable for an occasion, wear it and spend the money elsewhere - -like on shoes.

The dress is surprisingly tasteful in comparison to the typical dress worn at a wedding and especially when compared to the over-the-top monstrosities typically favored by celebrities.

As for the attitude that it is somehow in poor taste to wear an item of clothing more than once, this is an example of consumerism in excess. It's absurd to assign quality to something being new rather than its design, condition, etc... This is a rather vulgar attitude and these people are simply trend-followers without any real individual sense of style or taste. P.T. Barnum would have loved these folks.


I am in complete agreement with your statement.
 
2013-05-06 04:59:12 PM
So someone bought a coat rack, who cares.
 
2013-05-06 05:00:21 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-06 05:09:51 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Can the Fark greenlighters please stop greenlighting links to [img1.fark.net image 77x27].  Every link seems to have an autoplay video up in the corner.  I work for myself, so I really don't care about my coworkers/boss/whatnot, it's just really annoying.


This. Autoplay video, misspelled headline and an article about a dress with no actual pictures of the dress = FAIL.
 
2013-05-06 05:20:54 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Can the Fark greenlighters please stop greenlighting links to [img1.fark.net image 77x27].  Every link seems to have an autoplay video up in the corner.  I work for myself, so I really don't care about my coworkers/boss/whatnot, it's just really annoying.


Learn to Flashblock.
 
2013-05-06 06:01:29 PM
Author sounds fat and biatchy.  We get it, she's prettier than you.  If you can't handle that simple fact end your life now because there's a lot more where she came from.
 
2013-05-06 06:12:08 PM
I would like to wear Keira Knightly to my wedding.
 
2013-05-06 07:10:33 PM

hammettman: I do remember when she was the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet


In "Bend it like Beckham", she managed to look more like a sexy athletic tomboy.  Did she have more muscle on her bones back then, maybe?
 
2013-05-06 07:11:26 PM

Flab: moothemagiccow: WHY DOES ANYONE NEED TO KNOW THIS

It's not news... it's Fark.com


More like r/firstworldproblems.
 
2013-05-06 07:21:07 PM
A lot of fat people in here making fun of healthy looking people.  We get it, you are fat and miserable.  Exercise can help that.
 
2013-05-06 08:39:31 PM
Cute dress.  I'm supposed to care....why?

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2013-05-06 09:05:27 PM

CynicalLA: A lot of fat people in here making fun of healthy looking people.


Healthy looking people don't look borderline anorexic.


Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy. Guys who are attracted to this crap are the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. They're just into a different extreme of repulsive.

imageshack.us
 
2013-05-06 09:13:12 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy.


So what's it like being a NAMBLA member? Do you at least get a tote bag for joining?
 
2013-05-06 09:23:55 PM
They don't even show a picture of this dirty old rag?
 
2013-05-06 09:31:55 PM

MrEricSir: Wartime Consiglieri: Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy.

So what's it like being a NAMBLA member? Do you at least get a tote bag for joining?


So you're "straight" for being attracted to something that looks like a boy...and I'm the pedo for pointing it out:) With that type of reasoning you must be a defense lawyer. Or just really sexually confused.
 
2013-05-06 09:34:05 PM
Damn she was on my future ex list. Only positive is she married a musician so it probably won't last.
 
2013-05-06 09:37:20 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: CynicalLA: A lot of fat people in here making fun of healthy looking people.

Healthy looking people don't look borderline anorexic.


Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy. Guys who are attracted to this crap are the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. They're just into a different extreme of repulsive.

[imageshack.us image 500x741]


She looks fine. She's naturally very skinny. It happens.

People have different body types, just because you don't find it aesthetically appealing doesn't mean it's not normal or healthy.
 
2013-05-06 09:42:19 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: CynicalLA: A lot of fat people in here making fun of healthy looking people.

Healthy looking people don't look borderline anorexic.


Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy. Guys who are attracted to this crap are the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. They're just into a different extreme of repulsive.

[imageshack.us image 500x741]


She's probably 100x healthier than you and looks amazing.  One of the hottest women on the planet IMO.  Have fun with the fatties.
 
2013-05-06 09:49:29 PM
CynicalLA:

She's probably 100x healthier than you and looks amazing.  One of the hottest women on the planet IMO.  Have fun with the fatties.

If a skeletor is your idea of a hot woman, don't get on a soapbox about fatties. Chubby chasers like fat women, people like you have a crackhead fetish. A body with bones sticking out all over it is just as repulsive as an obese one.
 
2013-05-06 10:01:08 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: CynicalLA:

She's probably 100x healthier than you and looks amazing.  One of the hottest women on the planet IMO.  Have fun with the fatties.

If a skeletor is your idea of a hot woman, don't get on a soapbox about fatties. Chubby chasers like fat women, people like you have a crackhead fetish. A body with bones sticking out all over it is just as repulsive as an obese one.


Do you just wait for threads about women less than 150 lbs and post this speech in all of them?
 
2013-05-06 10:15:28 PM
Midrissa:

Do you just wait for threads about women less than 150 lbs and post this speech in all of them?

No, only in those threads where a woman shaped like a bio lab skeleton is being passed off as "the hottest woman on the planet". But you're right, Keira's only "naturally" bony and women who don't look that thin all weigh over 150 lbs and have unnatural body shapes:)
 
2013-05-06 10:51:51 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: Midrissa:

Do you just wait for threads about women less than 150 lbs and post this speech in all of them?

No, only in those threads where a woman shaped like a bio lab skeleton is being passed off as "the hottest woman on the planet". But you're right, Keira's only "naturally" bony and women who don't look that thin all weigh over 150 lbs and have unnatural body shapes:)


You sound like an over-eater.
 
2013-05-06 10:58:01 PM
media.indiatimes.in

She can wear me anyday.
 
2013-05-06 11:04:44 PM
Gorgeous girl, but she could stand to put on about 10 lbs or so in a few areas. Don't care that she wore something she previously wore. Stupid article is stupid. I'm pretty sure the author of this ridiculous article has reworn an outfit before.
 
2013-05-06 11:09:16 PM
Johnsnownw:

You sound like an over-eater.

No, you just have body image issues. Unless "over-eater" is code for "Guys who don't jack off to skeletons".
 
2013-05-06 11:14:14 PM
Why do skinny people make you so angry?
 
2013-05-06 11:39:39 PM
Is there a picture where she's fat?
 
2013-05-07 12:01:41 AM

hasty ambush: Damn she was on my future ex list. Only positive is she married a musician so it probably won't last.


A keyboard player, no less. May as well have just married a drummer.
 
2013-05-07 12:19:13 AM
I would like her to climb on me. I would like to toss her around in bed. I would take care not to break her.

/oh, and no one with any credibility cares if she wore a used dress.
 
2013-05-07 12:36:04 AM
Wartime Consiglieri:
Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy. Guys who are attracted to this crap are the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. They're just into a different extreme of repulsive.


While what you are saying is true of some thin women it most definitely is NOT true about her. She is just extremely slender. I say this as a certified fat bastard and probable chubby-chaser :P
 
2013-05-07 12:50:40 AM
gaspode:
While what you are saying is true of some thin women it most definitely is NOT true about her. She is just extremely slender. I say this as a certified fat bastard and probable chubby-chaser :P

^ Look at that pic again and tell me my description of her cleavage and upper body is off the mark.

How does her being "extremely slender" as you put it disprove what is clearly on display in that pic? It's like if I pointed to Melissa McCarthy's fat rolls and you said "No, you're wrong! She's extremely overweight"!
 
2013-05-07 12:56:54 AM

flondrix: hammettman: I do remember when she was the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet

In "Bend it like Beckham", she managed to look more like a sexy athletic tomboy.  Did she have more muscle on her bones back then, maybe?


I don't think she had any more muscle then either. I think it's just that she was 16 when she made that movie and still had the slightest bit of baby fat. Now it's just skin and bones.

Then again, I also think it's a crying shame that she's one of the most famous women on the planet and Parminder Nagra is doing guest appearances on Psych as Gus' love interest.
 
2013-05-07 01:07:24 AM
Being slender is such a huge drawback in the entertainment industry.
 
2013-05-07 02:06:15 AM
Wartime Consiglieri:

^ Look at that pic again and tell me my description of her cleavage and upper body is off the mark.

How does her being "extremely slender" as you put it disprove what is clearly on display in that pic?


She is wearing a dress that holds her like that and has her shoulders forward. Your description is stupid.She has a naturally slender build which is unrelated to being fat or thin directly.
 
2013-05-07 02:33:49 AM

theurge14: Why do skinny people make you so angry?


The "internet sex god" crowd is confused and enraged by the idea that someone who exercises regularly or has a healthy metabolism not mired down by fast food tends to be thin. I'd explain further but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-05-07 03:34:26 AM
Oh, who farking cares?

If anything, I think it's cool that she had such a low-key wedding.

And Keira Knightley is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
 
2013-05-07 03:49:13 AM
Well, someone certainly decided to troll the hell out of this thread.
 
2013-05-07 05:43:07 AM

Wartime Consiglieri: CynicalLA: A lot of fat people in here making fun of healthy looking people.

Healthy looking people don't look borderline anorexic.


Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy. Guys who are attracted to this crap are the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. They're just into a different extreme of repulsive.

[imageshack.us image 500x741]


See, skinny jokes are okay.  We're all just having a bit of a laugh at the most low hanging fruit.  But when a fiery tirade about repulsion and disease is your first reaction to a thin person you don't know, you should tuck in that keyboard and do a bit of introspection.
 
2013-05-07 09:25:00 AM
gaspode:
She is wearing a dress that holds her like that and has her shoulders forward. Your description is stupid.She has a naturally slender build which is unrelated to being fat or thin directly.

Right:) Just like the pic below. Nothing deflated about her tits, nothing boyish about her upper body....It's all an optical illusion! If this girl is 'naturally slender' then I guess Rosie O'Donnell is 'naturally plump'.

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-07 09:28:05 AM

Wartime Consiglieri: gaspode:
She is wearing a dress that holds her like that and has her shoulders forward. Your description is stupid.She has a naturally slender build which is unrelated to being fat or thin directly.

Right:) Just like the pic below. Nothing deflated about her tits, nothing boyish about her upper body....It's all an optical illusion! If this girl is 'naturally slender' then I guess Rosie O'Donnell is 'naturally plump'.

[img.photobucket.com image 450x675]


Are you STILL continuing to troll?  That's pretty pathetic.
 
2013-05-07 09:39:19 AM
thamike:
But when a fiery tirade about repulsion and disease is your first reaction to a thin person you don't know, you should tuck in that keyboard and do a bit of introspection.

Except if this chick was just 10 lbs thicker she'd be getting called every name in the book by the Waif Worship Patrol without you and other white knights rushing to her defense. I couldn't care less about her one way or another. What I do care about is that emaciated, borderline anorexic women who are medically the most similar to the obese in terms of health risks are all the sudden being shoved down society's throat as the ideal of health, beauty and femininity.

This girl is not "thin", she's pretty much skeletal. In most of her pics if she was just 10 lbs thinner she'd be full-fledged anorexic. And she's even said that the disease runs in her family, she just denies having it herself. I'm sure her grandmother thought she was 'naturally slender' too.
 
2013-05-07 10:10:15 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 10:30:29 AM

Wartime Consiglieri: thamike:
But when a fiery tirade about repulsion and disease is your first reaction to a thin person you don't know, you should tuck in that keyboard and do a bit of introspection.

Except if this chick was just 10 lbs thicker she'd be getting called every name in the book by the Waif Worship Patrol without you and other white knights rushing to her defense. I couldn't care less about her one way or another. What I do care about is that emaciated, borderline anorexic women who are medically the most similar to the obese in terms of health risks are all the sudden being shoved down society's throat as the ideal of health, beauty and femininity.

This girl is not "thin", she's pretty much skeletal. In most of her pics if she was just 10 lbs thinner she'd be full-fledged anorexic. And she's even said that the disease runs in her family, she just denies having it herself. I'm sure her grandmother thought she was 'naturally slender' too.


Obviously, any female who does not meet your high standards MUST be absolutely repulsive.

/obvious troll
/have a cookie
 
2013-05-07 05:19:11 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: thamike:
But when a fiery tirade about repulsion and disease is your first reaction to a thin person you don't know, you should tuck in that keyboard and do a bit of introspection.

Except if this chick was just 10 lbs thicker she'd be getting called every name in the book by the Waif Worship Patrol without you and other white knights rushing to her defense. I couldn't care less about her one way or another. What I do care about is that emaciated, borderline anorexic women who are medically the most similar to the obese in terms of health risks are all the sudden being shoved down society's throat as the ideal of health, beauty and femininity.

This girl is not "thin", she's pretty much skeletal. In most of her pics if she was just 10 lbs thinner she'd be full-fledged anorexic. And she's even said that the disease runs in her family, she just denies having it herself. I'm sure her grandmother thought she was 'naturally slender' too.


I'm not white knighting her, homie, I'm white knighting you.  Explore yourself.
 
2013-05-07 05:20:02 PM

Strik3r: /have a cookie


Don't tease angry fat chicks.
 
2013-05-07 07:02:45 PM
thamike:
I'm not white knighting her, homie, I'm white knighting you.  Explore yourself.

No, 'homie', you're just white-knighting the anorexic. You know, the one who says every female in her family is apparently afflicted with eating disorders but somehow it's magically spared her, except for a few hundred pictures where every bone in her skeleton is poking through her skin.

But to be fair, for you it's more than about just white-knighting. You either have to pretend a bony figure is normal and everyone who thinks otherwise is a troll...or you have to face the fact that you have a skeletor fetish which makes you just the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. Understandably, the first option is a lot more pleasant.
 
2013-05-07 09:34:18 PM
Look closer at that photo of her in the bikini. She's ripped.
 
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