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(International Business Times)   Keira Knightley wear an OLD dress to her fancy celebrity wedding.."eww" said all the snooty fashion girls, how dare she rewear a designer gown   (ibtimes.com) divider line 81
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2013-05-06 12:53:51 PM
E! News......


How do they call themselves news?!
 
2013-05-06 12:59:46 PM
Keira Knightley could wear a burlap sack that was used to haul fertilizer in and I would still find her incredibly beautiful
 
2013-05-06 01:13:18 PM
The dress beared a shockingly similar appearance to the actress's Rodarte gown she wore to the pre-BAFTA party in 2008.

Quality!
 
2013-05-06 01:50:36 PM
wore.  past tense.
 
2013-05-06 01:55:17 PM
Can the Fark greenlighters please stop greenlighting links to img1.fark.net.  Every link seems to have an autoplay video up in the corner.  I work for myself, so I really don't care about my coworkers/boss/whatnot, it's just really annoying.
 
2013-05-06 02:22:42 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: The dress beared a shockingly similar appearance to the actress's Rodarte gown she wore to the pre-BAFTA party in 2008.

Quality!


And what the hell is a "blue tax?"
 
2013-05-06 02:54:19 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

So very hungry.
 
2013-05-06 03:04:59 PM
The headline confused me; did a child write it?
 
2013-05-06 03:07:05 PM

Sybarite: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 450x655]

So very hungry.


That's so...cute...to see a couple where both look like they need to make the other a sandwich or two.
 
2013-05-06 03:08:44 PM

Sybarite: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 450x655]

So very hungry.


ecx.images-amazon.comwww.bang-mall.com

His and Hers.
 
2013-05-06 03:09:22 PM

vesalius: The headline confused me; did a child write it?


You should see the article.
 
2013-05-06 03:10:39 PM
Who's the consumptive-yet-dashing undertaker on her arm?
 
2013-05-06 03:15:25 PM
WHY DOES ANYONE NEED TO KNOW THIS
 
2013-05-06 03:15:51 PM
Holy crow that was painful to read. What it lacked in quality, it made up for in brevity.
 
2013-05-06 03:15:57 PM

Sybarite: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 450x655]

So very hungry.


Sex must sound like a washboard, ribs grinding on each other.
 
2013-05-06 03:28:34 PM
Omg. She had a dress she liked and felt like getting married in! Alert the media! Call the fashionistas! People must be informed about this shocking development!
 
2013-05-06 03:28:54 PM
I do remember when she was the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet
 
2013-05-06 03:30:27 PM
Then and now.

At least it looks like there's a modicum of baby fat on her and her new hubby in the current one.

www.eonline.com
 
2013-05-06 03:33:02 PM

litespeed74: Sex must sound like a washboard, ribs grinding on each other.


That's the hottest thing I've heard all day

/Loves me some ribs
 
2013-05-06 03:33:50 PM

moothemagiccow: WHY DOES ANYONE NEED TO KNOW THIS


It's not news... it's Fark.com
 
2013-05-06 03:37:36 PM

KatjaMouse: Then and now.

At least it looks like there's a modicum of baby fat on her and her new hubby in the current one.

[www.eonline.com image 560x415]



OMG, she married Rick Moranis?!

cdn-media.hollywood.com
 
2013-05-06 03:47:45 PM
I find it amusing that somebody was able to recognize the dress from a photo that is 5 years old, along with the fact that they actually make ANY sort of deal out of it. Ugh, wearing a dress more than once is sooooo passe, you should only throw out what you've worn once and ALWAYS wear something new.
 
2013-05-06 03:57:48 PM

NuttierThanEver: Keira Knightley could wear a burlap sack that was used to haul fertilizer in and I would still find her incredibly beautiful


Dammit. I was going to make the burlap sack reference.
 
2013-05-06 04:02:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: E! News......


How do they call themselves news?!


Its at least as news-y as CNN or Fox.
 
2013-05-06 04:18:44 PM
Love her!  She is beautiful and smart and was in my favorite movie ever.

Not a big fan of the dress, but if you have something suitable for an occasion, wear it and spend the money elsewhere - -like on shoes.
 
2013-05-06 04:21:01 PM
Did anyone mention if the groom has worn this tux before?
 
2013-05-06 04:29:35 PM
How terrible, she should have taken those clothes off right away!
 
2013-05-06 04:32:04 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: How terrible, she should have taken those clothes off right away!


Just to be safe, I'll make sure she does so immediately.
 
2013-05-06 04:36:05 PM

NuttierThanEver: Keira Knightley could wear a burlap sack that was used to haul fertilizer in and I would still find her incredibly beautiful


timswar: Omg. She had a dress she liked and felt like getting married in! Alert the media! Call the fashionistas! People must be informed about this shocking development!


give me doughnuts: Did anyone mention if the groom has worn this tux before?


Tyrone Slothrop: How terrible, she should have taken those clothes off right away!


These.

And truthfully the reporter has nothing better to do than to compare her wedding dress to one she wore 5IVE YEARS AGO?!?

Get a life loser.

And seriously like the fist of angry god/the best 13 seconds of her life/etc.
 
2013-05-06 04:40:32 PM

GalFriday: Love her!  She is beautiful and smart and was in my favorite movie ever.

Not a big fan of the dress, but if you have something suitable for an occasion, wear it and spend the money elsewhere - -like on shoes.


The dress is surprisingly tasteful in comparison to the typical dress worn at a wedding and especially when compared to the over-the-top monstrosities typically favored by celebrities.

As for the attitude that it is somehow in poor taste to wear an item of clothing more than once, this is an example of consumerism in excess. It's absurd to assign quality to something being new rather than its design, condition, etc... This is a rather vulgar attitude and these people are simply trend-followers without any real individual sense of style or taste. P.T. Barnum would have loved these folks.
 
2013-05-06 04:44:22 PM
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Ms. Knightley can wear what she damn well wants to any of my soirees.
 
2013-05-06 04:45:28 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img545.imageshack.us image 500x741]
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Ms. Knightley can wear what she damn well wants to any of my soirees.


She has "fark me, hard and now" eyes.
 
2013-05-06 04:49:11 PM

PizzaJedi81: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img545.imageshack.us image 500x741]
[img542.imageshack.us image 376x490]
[img706.imageshack.us image 850x680]

Ms. Knightley can wear what she damn well wants to any of my soirees.

She has "fark me, hard and now" eyes.


Have you seen A Dangerous Method?
 
2013-05-06 04:50:04 PM
I bet talks really dirty in bed.
And with that British accent......DAMN!

And for those not in the know, here now husband is the keyboardist in this band. This song was used in a Fringe promo also.
http://youtu.be/ZJgOLu5iAFs
 
2013-05-06 04:56:40 PM

Walter Paisley: GalFriday: Love her!  She is beautiful and smart and was in my favorite movie ever.

Not a big fan of the dress, but if you have something suitable for an occasion, wear it and spend the money elsewhere - -like on shoes.

The dress is surprisingly tasteful in comparison to the typical dress worn at a wedding and especially when compared to the over-the-top monstrosities typically favored by celebrities.

As for the attitude that it is somehow in poor taste to wear an item of clothing more than once, this is an example of consumerism in excess. It's absurd to assign quality to something being new rather than its design, condition, etc... This is a rather vulgar attitude and these people are simply trend-followers without any real individual sense of style or taste. P.T. Barnum would have loved these folks.


I am in complete agreement with your statement.
 
2013-05-06 04:59:12 PM
So someone bought a coat rack, who cares.
 
2013-05-06 05:00:21 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-06 05:09:51 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Can the Fark greenlighters please stop greenlighting links to [img1.fark.net image 77x27].  Every link seems to have an autoplay video up in the corner.  I work for myself, so I really don't care about my coworkers/boss/whatnot, it's just really annoying.


This. Autoplay video, misspelled headline and an article about a dress with no actual pictures of the dress = FAIL.
 
2013-05-06 05:20:54 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Can the Fark greenlighters please stop greenlighting links to [img1.fark.net image 77x27].  Every link seems to have an autoplay video up in the corner.  I work for myself, so I really don't care about my coworkers/boss/whatnot, it's just really annoying.


Learn to Flashblock.
 
2013-05-06 06:01:29 PM
Author sounds fat and biatchy.  We get it, she's prettier than you.  If you can't handle that simple fact end your life now because there's a lot more where she came from.
 
2013-05-06 06:12:08 PM
I would like to wear Keira Knightly to my wedding.
 
2013-05-06 07:10:33 PM

hammettman: I do remember when she was the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet


In "Bend it like Beckham", she managed to look more like a sexy athletic tomboy.  Did she have more muscle on her bones back then, maybe?
 
2013-05-06 07:11:26 PM

Flab: moothemagiccow: WHY DOES ANYONE NEED TO KNOW THIS

It's not news... it's Fark.com


More like r/firstworldproblems.
 
2013-05-06 07:21:07 PM
A lot of fat people in here making fun of healthy looking people.  We get it, you are fat and miserable.  Exercise can help that.
 
2013-05-06 08:39:31 PM
Cute dress.  I'm supposed to care....why?

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2013-05-06 09:05:27 PM

CynicalLA: A lot of fat people in here making fun of healthy looking people.


Healthy looking people don't look borderline anorexic.


Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy. Guys who are attracted to this crap are the other side of the coin as chubby chasers. They're just into a different extreme of repulsive.

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2013-05-06 09:13:12 PM

Wartime Consiglieri: Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy.


So what's it like being a NAMBLA member? Do you at least get a tote bag for joining?
 
2013-05-06 09:23:55 PM
They don't even show a picture of this dirty old rag?
 
2013-05-06 09:31:55 PM

MrEricSir: Wartime Consiglieri: Her body in this pic is just as ugly as that of a fattie. She has the cleavage of an old woman on the torso of a lanky teenage boy.

So what's it like being a NAMBLA member? Do you at least get a tote bag for joining?


So you're "straight" for being attracted to something that looks like a boy...and I'm the pedo for pointing it out:) With that type of reasoning you must be a defense lawyer. Or just really sexually confused.
 
2013-05-06 09:34:05 PM
Damn she was on my future ex list. Only positive is she married a musician so it probably won't last.
 
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