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(Science Daily)   Fresh from their thrilling production of King Richard III in a Car Park, archaeologists have tried to strike while the iron is hot with Julius Caesar ... in a Car Park. Theatre critics whine that their newest work is unimaginative and derivative   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 11
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2013-05-06 03:13:13 PM
3 votes:
Perform Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp, and then we'll talk.
2013-05-06 02:29:51 PM
2 votes:
Colonel Mustard, in the car park, with a tire iron.
2013-05-06 12:46:13 PM
2 votes:
... but don't write them off yet. I think they are building up to a big discovery, such as the real burial place of William Shakespeare ... in a car park.

The tomb of William Shakespeare is clearly a decoy. And despite many theories such as the one that he was not really Sir William Shakespeare, just a hack actor-playwright of the same name who couldn't tell a hawk from a handsaw, nobody really knows anything about him because of a giant conspiracy to convince the public that  Patrick Stewart is an actor, when in reality, he is heir to the Crown of Scotland and to the Borg (cough, cough), er, sorry, got a bit of asthma today--to the Borgias.
2013-05-06 07:22:38 PM
1 votes:
came for the Python refs, leaving satisfied
2013-05-06 03:27:59 PM
1 votes:
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2013-05-06 03:18:01 PM
1 votes:

Fano: gilgigamesh: I know Subby was making a funny, but Julius Caesar was actually cremated in the forum in Rome. The exact spot is preserved to this day.

Is that where Caesar was tossed?


No, that's where he got his cesarean section.
2013-05-06 03:14:48 PM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: I know Subby was making a funny, but Julius Caesar was actually cremated in the forum in Rome. The exact spot is preserved to this day.


Is that where Caesar was tossed?
2013-05-06 02:00:02 PM
1 votes:
And to continue the Shakespeare theme...

"A Ford! A Ford! My kingdom for a Ford!" *ack!*

"Triple-A, Triple-A, wherefore art thou, Triple-A?"

"A plague on both your Jettas!"

etc.
2013-05-06 01:56:50 PM
1 votes:
Next up: JESUS CHRIST!!!...in car park.
2013-05-06 01:53:09 PM
1 votes:
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the Car Park production of  Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!
2013-05-06 12:46:53 PM
1 votes:
That's what your Mother said ... in a cark park.


Hee, hee, hee. Run away! Run away!
 
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