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(NYPost)   Ass-gate continues as Lululemon is sued for boosting the maximum payout of the executive bonus plan just before a $60 million recall of yoga pants after the company determined that the pants' fabric was too sheer and revealing   (nypost.com) divider line 205
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2013-05-06 03:47:30 PM
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2013-05-06 03:48:11 PM
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2013-05-06 03:48:46 PM

Arkanaut: iheartscotch: This is madness!

Madness?

This is getting rediculous!

I could have sworn the third line was going to be "THIS. IS. LULULEMON."  Which would be quite appropriate, since their logo appears to be a lambda, which is the same letter that appears on the shields of Spartan soldiers.


Gordon Freeman would approve, except that looks more like omega to me.
 
2013-05-06 03:53:40 PM
My penis is insisting I bookmark this.
 
2013-05-06 03:56:03 PM
This fitness store makes Nike fitness apparel seem downright cheap. I guess women need specific support in places, but guys can buy a pair of gym shorts and a synthetic shirt at Walmart for like 10 bucks that have the same performance.
 
2013-05-06 04:03:30 PM

Kahabut: Shazam999: blatz514: A retirement fund for police and firefighters in Florida is suing Lululemon Athletica Inc., taking issue with a decision by Lululemon's compensation committee to boost the maximum payout of the executive bonus plan just before a $60 million recall of yoga pants.

I need help Farkers.  I RTFA twice and still am confused why a police and firefighters retirement fund would have anything to do with this.

Because police and firemen love hot chicks in yoga pants.

Was this really so hard to figure out?  The fund is invested in lululemon, obviously.


Also hard to figure out: Which post to reply to.

On the other hand, all these fine asses are also diverting blood from my brain aifoa sd.
 
2013-05-06 04:03:59 PM
The positions these ladies are taking in these photos appear to be very suitable for all sorts of sexual experimentation...

/not a bookmark
 
2013-05-06 04:05:43 PM
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2013-05-06 04:07:20 PM
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2013-05-06 04:09:22 PM
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2013-05-06 04:10:00 PM
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2013-05-06 04:10:47 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img560.imageshack.us image 468x610]


Sexy girl with a Zelda Tramp-Stamp? That's all sorts of excellence...
 
2013-05-06 04:12:00 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img441.imageshack.us image 500x571]



Just like Beggar's Canyon back home..... 'cept I *know* I won't be pulling out in time!
 
2013-05-06 04:14:40 PM

zulius: Sexy girl with a Zelda Tramp-Stamp? That's all sorts of excellence...


Yeah. I know it's not yoga pants but I've been holding on to that image for too long.
 
2013-05-06 04:16:10 PM
Why the silly tag? I wish more stock holders would sue companies for excessive executive bonuses.
 
2013-05-06 04:20:11 PM
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2013-05-06 04:21:29 PM
I hate this thread because every time I scroll down to the bottom I get distracted by a bottom and the bottom is no longer at the bottom so there's more posts to see so I scroll down to the bottom...

It's not turtles all the way down, it's bottoms.
 
2013-05-06 04:22:01 PM
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2013-05-06 04:22:23 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img822.imageshack.us image 499x751]


Playing golf with a 165-gram class disc?  Have her removed, immediately!
 
2013-05-06 04:24:35 PM

MadTheologian: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x355]


Damnit.

This was going so well, too.
 
2013-05-06 04:24:55 PM

zulius: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img560.imageshack.us image 468x610]

Sexy girl with a Zelda Tramp-Stamp? That's all sorts of excellence...



Hey, then maybe you'll like this

fc09.deviantart.net


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2013-05-06 04:27:34 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: My penis is insisting I bookmark this.


Your penis is wise.
 
2013-05-06 04:27:49 PM

Parthenogenetic: maudibjr: Will this result in the posting of images of said pants?

You mean like this?



You're welcome.


Thank you.
 
2013-05-06 04:28:21 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus:
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*Throws flag*

Those are jeans.

Repeat first down.
 
2013-05-06 04:28:49 PM

plewis: Ass gate?  That's a thing now?


It' what you go through to knock at the back door.
 
2013-05-06 04:31:13 PM

zulius: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img560.imageshack.us image 468x610]

Sexy girl with a Zelda Tramp-Stamp? That's all sorts of excellence...


I had no clue that was a Triforce.  didn't look that closely...
 
2013-05-06 04:32:25 PM

Parthenogenetic: maudibjr: Will this result in the posting of images of said pants?

You mean like this?

[i.imgur.com image 500x600]

You're welcome.


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2013-05-06 04:32:57 PM

Flab: The Stealth Hippopotamus:
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*Throws flag*

Those are jeans.

Repeat first down.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-06 04:35:33 PM

Flab: *Throws flag*

Those are jeans.

Repeat first down.



I prefer futball

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yellow cards
 
2013-05-06 04:37:28 PM
This thread must be recalled due to a severe lack of "sheer and revealing" yoga pants.

i.imgur.com

THIS is what we are talking about here, people. In fact this pic is not even from a website for girly pics, this is from a page about the actual Lululemon fiasco.
 
2013-05-06 04:41:15 PM

Zombalupagus: This thread must be recalled due to a severe lack of "sheer and revealing" yoga pants.

[i.imgur.com image 600x380]

THIS is what we are talking about here, people. In fact this pic is not even from a website for girly pics, this is from a page about the actual Lululemon fiasco.


You can tell the classiness of a woman by whether her panties still have the tag visible.  Given the shape of left vs. right, I think this image is instructional.
 
2013-05-06 04:41:32 PM

Zombalupagus: This thread must be recalled due to a severe lack of "sheer and revealing" yoga pants.

[i.imgur.com image 600x380]

THIS is what we are talking about here, people. In fact this pic is not even from a website for girly pics, this is from a page about the actual Lululemon fiasco.



solution

dont wear panties.
 
2013-05-06 04:44:09 PM

TelemonianAjax: zulius: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img560.imageshack.us image 468x610]

Sexy girl with a Zelda Tramp-Stamp? That's all sorts of excellence...

I had no clue that was a Triforce.  didn't look that closely...


*ENGAGE NERD MODE* Well, there's a triforce in there, but it's the symbol for the Hylian royal family. I think it *started* to show up in Ocarina of Time (It's the symbol on link's shield?), but I don't think it was explicitly referred to as that until a game or two later.
 
2013-05-06 04:45:59 PM

TelemonianAjax: You can tell the classiness of a woman by whether her panties still have the tag visible.


You can also tell the classiness of a woman by the fact that she's got her shirt rolled up to make sure that others can look at her ass.

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2013-05-06 04:47:57 PM
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2013-05-06 04:48:54 PM
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2013-05-06 04:50:15 PM
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2013-05-06 04:50:33 PM

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While all of your " submitted for our pleasure " entries are glorious, this one is the finest. So...so....close to the bone is all I can come up with.
 
2013-05-06 04:52:46 PM

Flab: You can also tell the classiness of a woman by the fact that she's got her shirt rolled up to make sure that others can look at her ass.


Judging by the matching outfits and the bunch of motorcycle helmets at upper left, I am guessing that those are umbrella girls.  And if so, they want you to see dat ass, because they are pretty much models and that's their job.


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/what an umbrella girl might look like.
//now back to the yoga pants.
 
2013-05-06 04:54:50 PM
Wait, I thought women wanted people to look at their butts, that's why they wear them while not doing yoga...

/not jelly nor a fattie
//I like to look too
 
2013-05-06 04:56:22 PM

fireclown: And if so, they want you to see dat ass, because they are pretty much models and that's their job.


I know that.  I was just pointng out that a visible panty tag was not the FIRST thing that would allow you to assert the classiness (or lack thereof) of these girls.
 
2013-05-06 04:56:23 PM

Boberella: Wait, I thought women wanted people to look at their butts, that's why they wear them while not doing yoga...

/not jelly nor a fattie
//I like to look too


I dont know a single woman who took ANY pairs of pants back.
 
2013-05-06 04:57:30 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img822.imageshack.us image 499x751]


Prison doesn't sound so bad...
 
2013-05-06 04:59:15 PM
My penis is going to hurt tonight as a result of this thread.
 
2013-05-06 05:01:47 PM
It's been fun, gents.

Next time? (points) Next time? (points) Next time? (points)

Great, see you then!
 
2013-05-06 05:03:10 PM
I will bookmark this before I head out to my Hot Yoga class!
 
2013-05-06 05:04:29 PM
I just wear a pair of shorts and a white t-shirt to do yoga.  Why waste money on crap like this.

This company is totally dumb. I can't believe they could have planned something like this.
 
2013-05-06 05:08:43 PM

Shazam999: My penis is going to hurt tonight as a result of this thread.


You're not supposed to hit F5 with your penis, you know...
 
2013-05-06 05:09:02 PM
And my standards for what is an acceptable woman's body have just hit the "don't even bother to dream about it" category.

Thanks, guys. I guess I'm celibate now.
 
2013-05-06 05:11:48 PM
Interesting.
 
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