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2013-05-06 12:12:41 PM
9 votes:
This is like a porno shot in Silent Hill.
2013-05-06 12:21:10 PM
8 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: James!: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

I bet the amount of "Oops I thought you were my wife/husband" in that house is reaching pornographic levels.

They were clear that their were strict protocols of making sure you know who you're talking to before starting conversations.


"I am Dave, are you my wife Carol?"
"Yes Dave I am your wife, Carol."
"Excellent, I Dave would like to initiate some sweet farking with you, Carol."
"I, Carol, would also enjoy that, Dave."
***Sweet farking***
"HAHA Carol, I am not in fact Dave, but Daniel!"
"HO HO Daniel, for I am in fact Karen!"
"Oops, I farked my wife!"
2013-05-06 12:21:55 PM
6 votes:

Speaker2Animals: EvilEgg: Alright!  Hot ginger twins!

Yeah -- hot around the time the Eiffel Tower was built, maybe.


www.dvdizzy.com
They must have been something before electricity!
2013-05-06 12:03:56 PM
6 votes:
GAH! It's like the creepy twins from The Shining were adopted and raised by the creepy guy from Poltergeist.
2013-05-06 12:18:08 PM
5 votes:

Speaker2Animals: EvilEgg: Alright!  Hot ginger twins!

Yeah -- hot around the time the Eiffel Tower was built, maybe.


Do you mean... erected?
2013-05-06 12:17:23 PM
4 votes:

EvilEgg: Alright!  Hot ginger twins!


Yeah -- hot around the time the Eiffel Tower was built, maybe.
2013-05-06 12:15:09 PM
4 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-05-06 12:10:10 PM
4 votes:
Alright!  Hot ginger twins!
2013-05-06 12:32:31 PM
3 votes:
recruitloop.com
2013-05-06 12:38:07 PM
2 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

Giggity?


Wrong.  The correct answer is this:

i63.photobucket.com
2013-05-06 12:37:32 PM
2 votes:

WTP 2: twins walking together---no big deal
twins a block apart-------what the hell!


And going different directions.
2013-05-06 12:28:43 PM
2 votes:
twins walking together---no big deal
twins a block apart-------what the hell!
2013-05-06 12:25:05 PM
2 votes:
Subby, when using the phrase "French Twin Sisters" in a headline, it is considered impolite to reference crusty old hags whout first warning your audience.
2013-05-06 12:21:58 PM
2 votes:
I was gonna say 'Make them old, and redheads, and that's basically my worst nightmares'


Then I clicked the farking link.
2013-05-06 12:21:28 PM
2 votes:
We have twin girls.

For many reasons relating to their own self esteem and identity I am glad they are not identical.  Other than being born within seconds of each other they are very different.

Their ability to trash the house in under 5 minutes however is shared.  And legendary.
2013-05-06 12:18:44 PM
2 votes:
There are (or were--one of them died a few months ago of Alzheimers, in her mid-80s) a pair of twins who were a near-daily site in downtown San Francisco for as long as anybody can remember--many decades, at least.  Here's what they looked like on a typical day:

ww2.hdnux.com

They were always together, two 5' tall, 100 lb old ladies, and always dressed exactly the same, same makeup, wigs, and accessories, virtually always wearing something flamboyent, usually walking arm-in-arm.  I do remember one time several years ago, though, when I saw them walking down the street after they had apparently had an argument and were pissed at each other--although they were still dressed the same and heading in the same direction, one was walking on one side of Market Street, and the other was walking "with" her all the way across the other side of the street.
2013-05-06 12:16:59 PM
2 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.


I bet the amount of "Oops I thought you were my wife/husband" in that house is reaching pornographic levels.
2013-05-06 02:45:00 PM
1 votes:

gretzkyscores: As someone dating a twin, I'm getting a kick out of these replies, etc.

Seriously though, other than the fact that they look the same, they're pretty different girls and would never dress the same or do pretty much any of the standard cliche "look at us, we're twins!" attention-whore moves. Funny thing is that they're both pretty popular and know tons of people, so whenever we walk into a bar or restaurant around town, someone will inevitably ask her, "Are you [twin sister's name]?" or "which one are you?" since they recognize her, but aren't 100% sure which one she is.


Must be hard to back away from the "do you think my sister is hot" question.
2013-05-06 01:47:29 PM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Is it more or less creepy if they're identical cousins?

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www.trilobite.org

Less.
2013-05-06 01:46:15 PM
1 votes:
What a smoking hot Schwinn might look like:

www.notempire.com
2013-05-06 01:35:15 PM
1 votes:
s22.postimg.org
2013-05-06 01:22:51 PM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Is it more or less creepy if they're identical cousins?


you could lose your mind
2013-05-06 01:21:43 PM
1 votes:
One of them missed a memo.

imageshack.us
2013-05-06 01:15:32 PM
1 votes:

Sybarite: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

Made me think of

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That picture is 80's-tastic.
2013-05-06 01:10:24 PM
1 votes:
Is it more or less creepy if they're identical cousins?

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-06 01:07:33 PM
1 votes:
What twins being photographed should look like

data.whicdn.com
2013-05-06 12:59:58 PM
1 votes:

Girl Pants: At least they're not doing that passive-aggressive thing of dressing and acting the same and then getting mad all the time when people somehow can't tell them apart.

(note: I have only seen this in fiction, I hope real people would have better things to do)


Like England and Australia?
2013-05-06 12:54:57 PM
1 votes:
We had some super hot german exchange twins my junior year of high school who dressed exactly alike, and looked more alike than any twins I have ever seen. The only way to tell them apart was that they parted their hair on different sides, which is creepy because it makes you think they might not use mirrors to get ready, instead they stared at each other and mimed movements like a Marx brothers routine.
2013-05-06 12:52:13 PM
1 votes:

stonelotus: I like picture 3 where they're checking out the pussy outside the tit bar.


I like the one where their boobies touch
2013-05-06 12:50:24 PM
1 votes:
I like picture 3 where they're checking out the pussy outside the tit bar.
2013-05-06 12:50:12 PM
1 votes:
Why is that cat on a leash?
2013-05-06 12:49:29 PM
1 votes:

Flab: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 460x288]
They were in National Geographic a while back.


I would nail the doors shut and burn that house down.  Who the hell thought that was a good idea?  That is way way beyond creepy.
2013-05-06 12:44:12 PM
1 votes:
Creep out?  Bah, bath them and bring them to my bedro...(sees pictures).......Ack! Run for your lives!!!
2013-05-06 12:44:03 PM
1 votes:

James!: JohnAnnArbor: James!: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

I bet the amount of "Oops I thought you were my wife/husband" in that house is reaching pornographic levels.

They were clear that their were strict protocols of making sure you know who you're talking to before starting conversations.

"I am Dave, are you my wife Carol?"
"Yes Dave I am your wife, Carol."
"Excellent, I Dave would like to initiate some sweet farking with you, Carol."
"I, Carol, would also enjoy that, Dave."
***Sweet farking***
"HAHA Carol, I am not in fact Dave, but Daniel!"
"HO HO Daniel, for I am in fact Karen!"
"Oops, I farked my wife!"


I wonder if they play games of blindfolded "Guess Who?" You know, for science!
2013-05-06 12:36:05 PM
1 votes:
We had two girls like this at my law school we nicknamed "the creepy X-files twins".  Not only were they identical, but they dressed alike, took all the same classes and hung out together at all times.  Basically they did EVERYTHING together (which promoted many pointed questions to thier boyfriends).  Now add to that the fact that the looked very young (first time I saw them I thought they were the daughters of a professor, and 13-14 years old tops)  and had "Little girl" voices, and the overall effect was both creepy and wrong.  I finally was extremely blunt with one of them after she was near tears after her round of "on Campus interviews" Freshman year (Big firms come to law schools and interview selct students in the top 25% of the class with an eye towards hiring them as summer interns and putting them on track to work for them after law school).  She was convinced none of the interviewers were taking her seriously or giving her any real consideration.  She then revealed that she and her sister had selected all the same firms to interview with, and generally (because the list tends to be alphabetical) interview one right after the other.

I asked her what the fark she EXPECTED to happen when she and her sister ran around making the interviewers feel like they were in some sort of twisted sequel to "the Parent Trap"?  And then laid out chapter and verse the bizarre impression they'd been giving off to their fellow students.  She looked at me like she was amazed and had never heard this before or even seriously considered it (and wasn;t too happy with me for being so blunt with her), but I did notice that after that, they at least stopped dressing the same
2013-05-06 12:33:28 PM
1 votes:

Speaker2Animals: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

Can see a lot of this at Twins Days each August in Twinsburg OH. Can also see some true hittables, but you have to watch out for Chris Hansen-bait.


And you have to be careful to look closely before chatting them up. The last thing you want is to wake up the next morning to discover that you went home with the ugly one.
2013-05-06 12:30:53 PM
1 votes:
Just a little too late for Playboy.
2013-05-06 12:27:15 PM
1 votes:
This is what Al Bundy sees when he's drunk and hanging himself.
2013-05-06 12:26:29 PM
1 votes:
I see what you did there subby.

By deliberately omitting Smoking hot french twin sisters you trolled us all.
2013-05-06 12:25:43 PM
1 votes:
Worst. Twins thread. Ever.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-06 12:24:01 PM
1 votes:
no borderline hot twins photos?

fark fark.
Bf+
2013-05-06 12:23:28 PM
1 votes:
This is not the beer-commercial version of twins I was hoping for.
2013-05-06 12:23:14 PM
1 votes:
At least they're not doing that passive-aggressive thing of dressing and acting the same and then getting mad all the time when people somehow can't tell them apart.

(note: I have only seen this in fiction, I hope real people would have better things to do)
2013-05-06 12:22:56 PM
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.


Giggity?
2013-05-06 12:20:56 PM
1 votes:
If I ran into them in the street I would start looking around for some guy in black robes carrying a scythe because I have never seen a better harbinger of imminent death than the faces of those two old twins.
2013-05-06 12:19:15 PM
1 votes:
French twin sisters dress alike in public every day of their lives in effort to further all twins' mission of creeping people out

Mission accomplished.
2013-05-06 12:19:12 PM
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.


Can see a lot of this at Twins Days each August in Twinsburg OH. Can also see some true hittables, but you have to watch out for Chris Hansen-bait.
2013-05-06 12:18:08 PM
1 votes:
I never understood while parents dress their twin kids alike. I don't know if they thin it's cute or if they don't want their kids to have separate personalities   but this is just farked up.
2013-05-06 12:16:08 PM
1 votes:
Oh, it can't be that cree-AAAAAAAAAAAH!
2013-05-06 12:13:38 PM
1 votes:
As said above, this is some creepy mix of The Shining and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane....
2013-05-06 12:13:06 PM
1 votes:
Wait, I know I've had this nightmare before.
 
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