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2013-05-06 12:03:56 PM  
GAH! It's like the creepy twins from The Shining were adopted and raised by the creepy guy from Poltergeist.
 
2013-05-06 12:10:10 PM  
Alright!  Hot ginger twins!
 
2013-05-06 12:12:41 PM  
This is like a porno shot in Silent Hill.
 
2013-05-06 12:13:06 PM  
Wait, I know I've had this nightmare before.
 
2013-05-06 12:13:38 PM  
As said above, this is some creepy mix of The Shining and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane....
 
2013-05-06 12:14:33 PM  
There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.
 
2013-05-06 12:15:09 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-06 12:16:08 PM  
Oh, it can't be that cree-AAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2013-05-06 12:16:35 PM  

scottydoesntknow: GAH! It's like the creepy twins from The Shining were adopted and raised by the creepy guy from Poltergeist.


www.reelgood.com.au
 
2013-05-06 12:16:59 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.


I bet the amount of "Oops I thought you were my wife/husband" in that house is reaching pornographic levels.
 
2013-05-06 12:17:23 PM  

EvilEgg: Alright!  Hot ginger twins!


Yeah -- hot around the time the Eiffel Tower was built, maybe.
 
2013-05-06 12:18:08 PM  
I never understood while parents dress their twin kids alike. I don't know if they thin it's cute or if they don't want their kids to have separate personalities   but this is just farked up.
 
2013-05-06 12:18:08 PM  

Speaker2Animals: EvilEgg: Alright!  Hot ginger twins!

Yeah -- hot around the time the Eiffel Tower was built, maybe.


Do you mean... erected?
 
2013-05-06 12:18:13 PM  

James!: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

I bet the amount of "Oops I thought you were my wife/husband" in that house is reaching pornographic levels.


They were clear that their were strict protocols of making sure you know who you're talking to before starting conversations.
 
2013-05-06 12:18:44 PM  
There are (or were--one of them died a few months ago of Alzheimers, in her mid-80s) a pair of twins who were a near-daily site in downtown San Francisco for as long as anybody can remember--many decades, at least.  Here's what they looked like on a typical day:

ww2.hdnux.com

They were always together, two 5' tall, 100 lb old ladies, and always dressed exactly the same, same makeup, wigs, and accessories, virtually always wearing something flamboyent, usually walking arm-in-arm.  I do remember one time several years ago, though, when I saw them walking down the street after they had apparently had an argument and were pissed at each other--although they were still dressed the same and heading in the same direction, one was walking on one side of Market Street, and the other was walking "with" her all the way across the other side of the street.
 
2013-05-06 12:19:12 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.


Can see a lot of this at Twins Days each August in Twinsburg OH. Can also see some true hittables, but you have to watch out for Chris Hansen-bait.
 
2013-05-06 12:19:15 PM  
French twin sisters dress alike in public every day of their lives in effort to further all twins' mission of creeping people out

Mission accomplished.
 
2013-05-06 12:20:39 PM  

Cyberluddite: There are (or were--one of them died a few months ago of Alzheimers, in her mid-80s) a pair of twins who were a near-daily site in downtown San Francisco for as long as anybody can remember--many decades, at least.  Here's what they looked like on a typical day:

[ww2.hdnux.com image 327x471]

They were always together, two 5' tall, 100 lb old ladies, and always dressed exactly the same, same makeup, wigs, and accessories, virtually always wearing something flamboyent, usually walking arm-in-arm.  I do remember one time several years ago, though, when I saw them walking down the street after they had apparently had an argument and were pissed at each other--although they were still dressed the same and heading in the same direction, one was walking on one side of Market Street, and the other was walking "with" her all the way across the other side of the street.


Holy cow, I remember these two!
 
2013-05-06 12:20:56 PM  
If I ran into them in the street I would start looking around for some guy in black robes carrying a scythe because I have never seen a better harbinger of imminent death than the faces of those two old twins.
 
2013-05-06 12:21:10 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: James!: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

I bet the amount of "Oops I thought you were my wife/husband" in that house is reaching pornographic levels.

They were clear that their were strict protocols of making sure you know who you're talking to before starting conversations.


"I am Dave, are you my wife Carol?"
"Yes Dave I am your wife, Carol."
"Excellent, I Dave would like to initiate some sweet farking with you, Carol."
"I, Carol, would also enjoy that, Dave."
***Sweet farking***
"HAHA Carol, I am not in fact Dave, but Daniel!"
"HO HO Daniel, for I am in fact Karen!"
"Oops, I farked my wife!"
 
2013-05-06 12:21:28 PM  
We have twin girls.

For many reasons relating to their own self esteem and identity I am glad they are not identical.  Other than being born within seconds of each other they are very different.

Their ability to trash the house in under 5 minutes however is shared.  And legendary.
 
2013-05-06 12:21:55 PM  

Speaker2Animals: EvilEgg: Alright!  Hot ginger twins!

Yeah -- hot around the time the Eiffel Tower was built, maybe.


www.dvdizzy.com
They must have been something before electricity!
 
2013-05-06 12:21:58 PM  
I was gonna say 'Make them old, and redheads, and that's basically my worst nightmares'


Then I clicked the farking link.
 
2013-05-06 12:22:56 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.


Giggity?
 
2013-05-06 12:23:14 PM  
At least they're not doing that passive-aggressive thing of dressing and acting the same and then getting mad all the time when people somehow can't tell them apart.

(note: I have only seen this in fiction, I hope real people would have better things to do)
 
Bf+
2013-05-06 12:23:28 PM  
This is not the beer-commercial version of twins I was hoping for.
 
2013-05-06 12:23:39 PM  
Potter twins?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-06 12:24:01 PM  
no borderline hot twins photos?

fark fark.
 
2013-05-06 12:25:05 PM  
Subby, when using the phrase "French Twin Sisters" in a headline, it is considered impolite to reference crusty old hags whout first warning your audience.
 
2013-05-06 12:25:43 PM  
Worst. Twins thread. Ever.
 
2013-05-06 12:26:29 PM  
I see what you did there subby.

By deliberately omitting Smoking hot french twin sisters you trolled us all.
 
2013-05-06 12:26:35 PM  
Eyebleach:

www.elmanana.com

img005.lazygirls.info
 
2013-05-06 12:27:12 PM  

d23: no borderline hot twins photos?

fark fark.


I was going to but Fark won't let me on my phone. Even in full site mode. The "view HTML buttons" link doesn't show the HTML buttons
 
2013-05-06 12:27:15 PM  
This is what Al Bundy sees when he's drunk and hanging himself.
 
2013-05-06 12:28:10 PM  

Highroller48: Subby, when using the phrase "French Twin Sisters" in a headline, it is considered impolite to reference crusty old hags whout first warning your audience.


And yet suckering people with "hottie" Daily Mail links is OK?
 
2013-05-06 12:28:43 PM  
twins walking together---no big deal
twins a block apart-------what the hell!
 
2013-05-06 12:30:53 PM  
Just a little too late for Playboy.
 
2013-05-06 12:32:19 PM  
The pledge
The turn
i112.photobucket.com
The prestige
 
2013-05-06 12:32:31 PM  
recruitloop.com
 
2013-05-06 12:33:28 PM  

Speaker2Animals: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

Can see a lot of this at Twins Days each August in Twinsburg OH. Can also see some true hittables, but you have to watch out for Chris Hansen-bait.


And you have to be careful to look closely before chatting them up. The last thing you want is to wake up the next morning to discover that you went home with the ugly one.
 
2013-05-06 12:34:38 PM  

EvilEgg: Alright!  Hot ginger twins!


Who turned on the boombox around EvilEgg?
 
2013-05-06 12:36:00 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.


i.telegraph.co.uk
They were in National Geographic a while back.
 
2013-05-06 12:36:05 PM  
We had two girls like this at my law school we nicknamed "the creepy X-files twins".  Not only were they identical, but they dressed alike, took all the same classes and hung out together at all times.  Basically they did EVERYTHING together (which promoted many pointed questions to thier boyfriends).  Now add to that the fact that the looked very young (first time I saw them I thought they were the daughters of a professor, and 13-14 years old tops)  and had "Little girl" voices, and the overall effect was both creepy and wrong.  I finally was extremely blunt with one of them after she was near tears after her round of "on Campus interviews" Freshman year (Big firms come to law schools and interview selct students in the top 25% of the class with an eye towards hiring them as summer interns and putting them on track to work for them after law school).  She was convinced none of the interviewers were taking her seriously or giving her any real consideration.  She then revealed that she and her sister had selected all the same firms to interview with, and generally (because the list tends to be alphabetical) interview one right after the other.

I asked her what the fark she EXPECTED to happen when she and her sister ran around making the interviewers feel like they were in some sort of twisted sequel to "the Parent Trap"?  And then laid out chapter and verse the bizarre impression they'd been giving off to their fellow students.  She looked at me like she was amazed and had never heard this before or even seriously considered it (and wasn;t too happy with me for being so blunt with her), but I did notice that after that, they at least stopped dressing the same
 
2013-05-06 12:37:32 PM  

WTP 2: twins walking together---no big deal
twins a block apart-------what the hell!


And going different directions.
 
2013-05-06 12:38:07 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

Giggity?


Wrong.  The correct answer is this:

i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-06 12:40:19 PM  

d23: no borderline hot twins photos?

fark fark.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-06 12:41:49 PM  

blatz514: scottydoesntknow: GAH! It's like the creepy twins from The Shining were adopted and raised by the creepy guy from Poltergeist.

[www.reelgood.com.au image 850x637]


I never looked closely, but did Kubrick ever give any credit to Diane Arbus?
www.aenniemal.com
 
2013-05-06 12:44:03 PM  

James!: JohnAnnArbor: James!: JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.

I bet the amount of "Oops I thought you were my wife/husband" in that house is reaching pornographic levels.

They were clear that their were strict protocols of making sure you know who you're talking to before starting conversations.

"I am Dave, are you my wife Carol?"
"Yes Dave I am your wife, Carol."
"Excellent, I Dave would like to initiate some sweet farking with you, Carol."
"I, Carol, would also enjoy that, Dave."
***Sweet farking***
"HAHA Carol, I am not in fact Dave, but Daniel!"
"HO HO Daniel, for I am in fact Karen!"
"Oops, I farked my wife!"


I wonder if they play games of blindfolded "Guess Who?" You know, for science!
 
2013-05-06 12:44:12 PM  
Creep out?  Bah, bath them and bring them to my bedro...(sees pictures).......Ack! Run for your lives!!!
 
2013-05-06 12:44:30 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: There were two sets of identical twins in the US who did this kind of thing--and were two married couples, living in the same house.


Made me think of

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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