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2013-05-06 02:52:33 PM  
i0.simplest-image-hosting.net

There were a lot fo Cheryl Nelsons out there. I really wanted it to be the meteorologist. But no.
 
2013-05-06 02:55:50 PM  

QueenMamaBee: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.

It could be worse. I take advantage of myself often, whether I want it or not.


You should expect it, dressing the way you do
 
2013-05-06 02:56:29 PM  

brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter
And make believe it came from you
I'm gonna write words oh so sweet
They're gonna knock me off my feet
A lotta kisses on the bottom
I'll be glad I got 'em
I'm gonna smile and say
I hope you're feeling better
I'll close with love the way you do
I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter
And I'm gonna make believe it came from you
Oh yeah
I'm gonna write words oh so sweet
They're gonna knock me off my feet
A lotta kisses on the bottom
I'll be glad I got 'em
Oh yeah
I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter
And I'm make believe it came from you
Oh yeah
I'm gonna make believe it came from you
Oh yeah


by billy williams, 1935
 
2013-05-06 02:59:23 PM  
This person sounds female and white... ::click:: yep.

Reminds me of this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/03/meg-lanker-simons-hoax-univ er sity-wisconsin_n_3210326.html
 
2013-05-06 03:00:51 PM  

Bane of Broone: Still more acceptable than liking your own comment.


I have a friend that does that. His ego is the size of the planet so that might have something to do with it.
 
2013-05-06 03:02:04 PM  

SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.

It could be worse. I take advantage of myself often, whether I want it or not.

You should expect it, dressing the way you do


I know... wait.... how do you know how I dress? Was that you outside the other night???
 
2013-05-06 03:02:56 PM  
FloydA:

You get the votes.
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-06 03:04:20 PM  
Status: Big Bad Harv is flipping a coin
*Two-Face likes this
 
2013-05-06 03:08:13 PM  
Thad Beaumont: working on a new novel, I have a headache :(
George Stark:Don't fark with me, cock-knocker
 
2013-05-06 03:10:12 PM  

QueenMamaBee: SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.

It could be worse. I take advantage of myself often, whether I want it or not.

You should expect it, dressing the way you do

I know... wait.... how do you know how I dress? Was that you outside the other night???


Is there a way to answer Yes without being creepy?

/it's too late isn't it?
 
2013-05-06 03:12:02 PM  

bdub77: FloydA: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.

Pro tip: Don't do roofie yourself at a restaurant or bar, lest you accidentally wake up with a man wrapped around your arms.


....weirdest boner.
 
2013-05-06 03:15:42 PM  
This is ridiculous. I mean, how many times do kids have to be told-

Cheryl Nelson, 52

o_O

Also

is charged with false report of a felony and unlawful posting of a message.

There is such a thing?
 
2013-05-06 03:20:18 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: This is ridiculous. I mean, how many times do kids have to be told-

Cheryl Nelson, 52

o_O

Also

is charged with false report of a felony and unlawful posting of a message.

There is such a thing?


Yes, I had to pay a fine to a nice chap from the Ministry of Housinge just the other day. Never saw so many bleedin' aerials as his van had.
 
2013-05-06 03:21:37 PM  

eas81: What does it make you if you gift totalfark to yourself from you alt? or flamewar yourself in the politics tab with your alt and end up blocking each other?


Whidbey/Skookum.
 
2013-05-06 03:30:00 PM  

SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.

It could be worse. I take advantage of myself often, whether I want it or not.

You should expect it, dressing the way you do

I know... wait.... how do you know how I dress? Was that you outside the other night???

Is there a way to answer Yes without being creepy?

/it's too late isn't it?


Well don't I just feel rude. I should have invited you in for dinner and drinks.

/southern hospitality
 
2013-05-06 03:32:56 PM  

mama2tnt: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Sybarite: Cheryl Nelson, 52

Wow, that is way over the age I would have guessed for anyone involved in this.

Me too. But being about the same age as the woman in the article, I can freely admit that I've been dumped, I've done silly things while depressed/recovering from a breakup I didn't want to happen, hell I've even sung an entire Amy Winehouse album ala Ferris Bueller and scared the cats.

But something like this has never ever crossed even the tiniest corner of my brain.

Did the dumping come after the cat-scaring?
/Tiptoeing away, very, very scared.


HA!

No, no....that was after the dumping and a bottle and a half of wine.....OY, my head!


But that was a couple years ago.  I'm all better now.   *twitch* *twitchtwitch*
 
2013-05-06 03:35:40 PM  
what if you totes wanted a real doll, and made up a "fake" fark post about it?
 
2013-05-06 03:36:21 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [i0.simplest-image-hosting.net image 252x320]

There were a lot fo Cheryl Nelsons out there. I really wanted it to be the meteorologist. But no.


That is one fine piece of woman. I can see now why she became obsessed with herself.
 
2013-05-06 03:53:29 PM  
My post got 1 vote for Smartest and 1 for Funniest. I Rock Big Time !!!!!!
 
2013-05-06 04:01:03 PM  
Whatever happened to that fark troll that would always respond back to his own posts?
 
2013-05-06 04:07:04 PM  

Point02GPA: My post got 1 vote for Smartest and 1 for Funniest. I Rock Big Time !!!!!!


Nice post...you rock big time !!!!!
 
2013-05-06 04:15:55 PM  

QueenMamaBee: SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.

It could be worse. I take advantage of myself often, whether I want it or not.

You should expect it, dressing the way you do

I know... wait.... how do you know how I dress? Was that you outside the other night???

Is there a way to answer Yes without being creepy?

/it's too late isn't it?

Well don't I just feel rude. I should have invited you in for dinner and drinks.

/southern hospitality


Well, I wouldn't want to impose...
 
2013-05-06 04:16:31 PM  
sn82: Sybarite: Cheryl Nelson, 52
Wow, that is way over the age I would have guessed for anyone involved in this.
And that a 52 year old knows how to use the internet. That's more shocking.



Considering that people have using the internet for a couple of decades now, your comments comes off as stupid.
 
2013-05-06 04:20:12 PM  
I assaulted myself a few years ago but I pressed charges. I'm not gonna stand for that shiat.
 
2013-05-06 04:30:27 PM  

Latinwolf: sn82: Sybarite: Cheryl Nelson, 52
Wow, that is way over the age I would have guessed for anyone involved in this.
And that a 52 year old knows how to use the internet. That's more shocking.


Considering that people have using the internet for a couple of decades now, your comments comes off as stupid.


I know plenty of 50 something year old's that don't know how to use a computer. Your argument is invalid.
 
2013-05-06 04:36:39 PM  

Fano: Whatever happened to that fark troll that would always respond back to his own posts?


Indubitably?  At a guess, I'd say someone forced him to go back on his meds.
 
2013-05-06 04:52:14 PM  
Pro is pro.
 
2013-05-06 04:55:36 PM  
As someone who is like the opposite of a stalker(I dont give a fark what you are doing, you arent that important to me) and someone that isnt really that into social media This whole story is completely Alien to me
 
2013-05-06 04:57:29 PM  
Cheryl Nelson was upset when she was caught. She was beside herself with anger!
 
2013-05-06 05:00:21 PM  
Now there's a stalker that just won't quit.
 
2013-05-06 05:51:29 PM  

HortusMatris: [socialnewsdaily.com image 321x191]


Never trust anyone who looks at you with complete iris exposure.

Don't even make eye contact.
 
2013-05-06 06:08:40 PM  

Oldiron_79: As someone who is like the opposite of a stalker(I dont give a fark what you are doing, you arent that important to me) and someone that isnt really that into social media This whole story is completely Alien to me


Know who ELSE thought this story is completely Alien?  Yeah, that's right,

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-06 06:41:36 PM  

Astorix: Cheryl Nelson was upset when she was caught. She was beside herself with anger!


If she commits suicide, they'll charge her with murder.
 
2013-05-06 08:07:56 PM  
This kind of reminds me of that liberal feminist who posed as a conservative online and threatened to hate-fark herself. .
 
2013-05-06 08:09:10 PM  
*likes*

i'm a pervy attention whore and facebook is like crack for those with adhd
 
2013-05-06 08:09:27 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [i0.simplest-image-hosting.net image 252x320]

There were a lot fo Cheryl Nelsons out there. I really wanted it to be the meteorologist. But no.


Damn, that's exactly how I pictured her as I was reading the story. Weird.
 
2013-05-07 08:31:14 AM  

BitwiseShift: So making yourself a Fark favorite is just a gateway action? Not that anyone would do that (in very light red).


Er.....blue, actually.

It's so I can find my comments, dammit!
 
2013-05-07 11:05:16 AM  

RexTalionis: You know what would be an interesting conceit for a television show or a movie? A person with dissociative identity disorder whose disparate personalities communicate with each other via separate social media accounts. And they govern the body's behavior through social-media-based consensus.


Not quite the same, but it almost sounds like Herman's Head... That was a weird show...
 
2013-05-07 02:46:48 PM  

vabeard: eas81: What does it make you if you gift totalfark to yourself from you alt? or flamewar yourself in the politics tab with your alt and end up blocking each other?

Whidbey/Skookum.


I still maintain that it was a bad day on fark when he accidentally outted himself.  Too many subpar mimics since then.
 
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