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2013-05-06 11:12:52 AM  
Just delete your facebook account.  then you can't get arrested.
 
2013-05-06 11:36:20 AM  
You know what would be an interesting conceit for a television show or a movie? A person with dissociative identity disorder whose disparate personalities communicate with each other via separate social media accounts. And they govern the body's behavior through social-media-based consensus.
 
2013-05-06 11:47:23 AM  

RexTalionis: You know what would be an interesting conceit for a television show or a movie? A person with dissociative identity disorder whose disparate personalities communicate with each other via separate social media accounts. And they govern the body's behavior through social-media-based consensus.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-06 11:59:05 AM  
That is impressive, quite a stalking feat.
 
2013-05-06 12:01:54 PM  
This woman is...
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-06 12:10:47 PM  
Cheryl Nelson, 52

Wow, that is way over the age I would have guessed for anyone involved in this.
 
2013-05-06 12:20:12 PM  
 
2013-05-06 12:34:42 PM  

RexTalionis: You know what would be an interesting conceit for a television show or a movie? A person with dissociative identity disorder whose disparate personalities communicate with each other via separate social media accounts. And they govern the body's behavior through social-media-based consensus.


"The little girl just added a purple cow to her Farmville. The cowboy and 5 others like this"
 
2013-05-06 12:53:37 PM  
As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.
 
2013-05-06 12:56:58 PM  

brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


That's just how it starts, though.  First it's the flirty notes, then you're forcing yourself to take dirty pictures of yourself, then it's being ransomed into doing degrading things to yourself in front of yourself.  It's how abusive self-relationships always seem to begin.
 
2013-05-06 01:00:40 PM  
I have a friend who posts articles to facebook, likes his posts, then comments on his posts, then likes his comments. On a regular basis.
 
2013-05-06 01:16:20 PM  

bdub77: I have a friend who posts articles to facebook, likes his posts, then comments on his posts, then likes his comments. On a regular basis.


this froot loop is your friend?
 
2013-05-06 01:23:45 PM  

brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.



 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.
 
2013-05-06 01:26:30 PM  

SpikeStrip: bdub77: I have a friend who posts articles to facebook, likes his posts, then comments on his posts, then likes his comments. On a regular basis.

this froot loop is your friend?


Yep. That's what I said. He's a great guy who happens to be weird when it comes to Facebook. I don't believe in isolating people in your life based on their quirks. Everyone has issues.
 
2013-05-06 01:28:51 PM  

FloydA: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.


Pro tip: Don't do roofie yourself at a restaurant or bar, lest you accidentally wake up with a man wrapped around your arms.
 
2013-05-06 01:39:24 PM  
Meh; that's not as bad as posting on your own wall with your own account.
 
2013-05-06 01:41:56 PM  
ikttvs.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-06 01:43:25 PM  

Sybarite: Cheryl Nelson, 52

Wow, that is way over the age I would have guessed for anyone involved in this.


Me too. But being about the same age as the woman in the article, I can freely admit that I've been dumped, I've done silly things while depressed/recovering from a breakup I didn't want to happen, hell I've even sung an entire Amy Winehouse album ala Ferris Bueller and scared the cats.

But something like this has never ever crossed even the tiniest corner of my brain.
 
2013-05-06 01:44:11 PM  
www.ruthlessreviews.com
McNair wants to remind you to never stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-05-06 01:44:56 PM  

Treygreen13: [www.ruthlessreviews.com image 335x330]
McNair wants to remind you to never stick your dick in crazy.


stick it in loosely then bob it back in forth casually.  but NOT CRAZY !!!
 
2013-05-06 01:45:12 PM  
This headline is cracking me up so much. Wish I knew why.
 
2013-05-06 01:45:36 PM  

Treygreen13: [www.ruthlessreviews.com image 335x330]
McNair wants to remind you to never stick your dick in crazy.


too soon
 
2013-05-06 01:45:47 PM  
FTFA: charged with false report of a felony and unlawful posting of a message

Wait, what?
 
2013-05-06 01:46:09 PM  

FloydA: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.


I raped myself one time, but I knew I wanted it.  I wouldn't have dressed that way if I didn't.
 
2013-05-06 01:46:42 PM  
www.gannett-cdn.com
www.ecreativeim.com
 
2013-05-06 01:48:30 PM  

iheartscotch: Meh; that's not as bad as posting on your own wall with your own account.


what about finishing your own sentences, its like you know what you're about to
 
2013-05-06 01:48:59 PM  
the problem with the internet is it's full of internet people.

and Scots.
 
2013-05-06 01:56:57 PM  

ColTomParker: FTFA: charged with false report of a felony and unlawful posting of a message

Wait, what?


My thoughts exactly.  WTF is "unlawful posting of a message"?  Is this one of those made-up infractions like improper license plate tint?
 
2013-05-06 01:57:17 PM  
felony and unlawful posting of a message is a thing? Why isn't half of fark in prison?
 
2013-05-06 01:59:06 PM  
I wonder if she pokes herself.
 
2013-05-06 01:59:25 PM  

Sybarite: Cheryl Nelson, 52

Wow, that is way over the age I would have guessed for anyone involved in this.


And that a 52 year old knows how to use the internet. That's more shocking.
 
2013-05-06 02:01:22 PM  
lulz - she is now defending herself in the comments:

Please consider that you've only heard one side of the story and to my knowledge there are at least two. As far as the previous charge, it was an insufficient funds check in the amount of $32.68 written in 1997...real big criminal I guess. I suppose I also beat myself up, followed myself in another vehicle while I had passengers with me and all of the other terrorism my family and I endured. Perhaps had the police done their job in the first place and investigated everyone concerned rather than by a hunch based on stereotypes, they would have all of the evidence they need and see that all of the parties concerned participated in deception including Kevin's elderly father!
44 Minutes Ago · Reply
 
2013-05-06 02:01:55 PM  

blatz514: I wonder if she pokes herself.


she probably has a back massager or two.
 
2013-05-06 02:05:36 PM  

local vagrant: FloydA: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.

I raped myself one time, but I knew I wanted it.  I wouldn't have dressed that way if I didn't.


not only did I rape myself but I tied myself up to do it... no, it didn't work out very well.
 
2013-05-06 02:07:30 PM  
socialnewsdaily.com
 
2013-05-06 02:08:14 PM  

blatz514: I wonder if she pokes herself.


Every time she thinks about you.
 
2013-05-06 02:08:18 PM  

local vagrant: FloydA: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.

I raped myself one time, but I knew I wanted it.  I wouldn't have dressed that way if I didn't.


Got yourself drunk and took advantage of the situation, didn't you? Well that doesn't make it ok. You were in no state of mind to give proper consent, you sick bastard.
 
2013-05-06 02:09:35 PM  

local vagrant: FloydA: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.

I raped myself one time, but I knew I wanted it.  I wouldn't have dressed that way if I didn't.


Show us on the doll where you touched you.
 
2013-05-06 02:10:31 PM  
So making yourself a Fark favorite is just a gateway action? Not that anyone would do that (in very light red).
 
2013-05-06 02:12:23 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier:

Show us on the doll where you touched you.

kid_icarus: local vagrant: FloydA: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.

I raped myself one time, but I knew I wanted it.  I wouldn't have dressed that way if I didn't.

Got yourself drunk and took advantage of the situation, didn't you? Well that doesn't make it ok. You were in no state of mind to give proper consent, you sick bastard.


LovingTeacher: local vagrant: FloydA: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.

I raped myself one time, but I knew I wanted it.  I wouldn't have dressed that way if I didn't.

not only did I rape myself but I tied myself up to do it... no, it didn't work out very well.


*closes door to this thread quietly*


[runs away giggling]

/you guys almost called attention to me at work!
 
2013-05-06 02:12:28 PM  
Stop stalking yourself.
Stop stalking yourself.
Stop stalking yourself.

homerize.com
 
2013-05-06 02:15:24 PM  

local vagrant: FloydA: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.

I raped myself one time, but I knew I wanted it.  I wouldn't have dressed that way if I didn't.


This is why my co-workers give me strange looks.  Trying to stifle laughter.
 
2013-05-06 02:16:46 PM  

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2013-05-06 02:21:26 PM  
THE (Facebook) PHONE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER!!
 
2013-05-06 02:29:02 PM  

brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


It could be worse. I take advantage of myself often, whether I want it or not.
 
2013-05-06 02:45:30 PM  
Still more acceptable than liking your own comment.
 
2013-05-06 02:45:56 PM  
What does it make you if you gift totalfark to yourself from you alt? or flamewar yourself in the politics tab with your alt and end up blocking each other?
 
2013-05-06 02:46:47 PM  

RexTalionis: You know what would be an interesting conceit for a television show or a movie? A person with dissociative identity disorder whose disparate personalities communicate with each other via separate social media accounts. And they govern the body's behavior through social-media-based consensus.


I thought "American Dad" did this with Roger.
 
2013-05-06 02:48:54 PM  

LovingTeacher: local vagrant: FloydA: brap: As someone that has been diagnosed with ISLD (Intense Self-Loathing Disorder), I completely understand this self-stalking compulsion.

I have to send myself flirty notes and small secret admirer gifts just to build up the nerve to masturbate.


 Last time I wanted to masturbate, I surreptitiously slipped a couple of roofies in my beer.

I raped myself one time, but I knew I wanted it.  I wouldn't have dressed that way if I didn't.

not only did I rape myself but I tied myself up to do it... no, it didn't work out very well.


That happens sometimes; don't feel bad.  I still think you were awesome as Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu.
 
2013-05-06 02:51:16 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Sybarite: Cheryl Nelson, 52

Wow, that is way over the age I would have guessed for anyone involved in this.

Me too. But being about the same age as the woman in the article, I can freely admit that I've been dumped, I've done silly things while depressed/recovering from a breakup I didn't want to happen, hell I've even sung an entire Amy Winehouse album ala Ferris Bueller and scared the cats.

But something like this has never ever crossed even the tiniest corner of my brain.


Did the dumping come after the cat-scaring?
/Tiptoeing away, very, very scared.
 
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