ManateeGag: He would never eat a spider. it's too small.
Ennuipoet: Depending on size, relative scariness and proximity to heavy metal guitarist, I try not to kill spiders.But if I see a PeTA member crawling across my desk I swat those motherfarkers with the biggest book I can find.
Walker: Ask PETA how many dogs and cats they kill each year....then when they refuse to answer tell them to STFU.
Tatsuma: He's a big Slayer fan, this is only revenge for the bassist.
Sybarite: He swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why he swallowed the fly.
AlwaysRightBoy: Those stink bugs on the other hand take a ride with the Tidy-Bowl Man.
GoldSpider: AlwaysRightBoy: Those stink bugs on the other hand take a ride with the Tidy-Bowl Man.Ugh those things are awful! One was hiding under my faucet spigot the other day and landed on my toothbrush when I turned the water on! And it was pissed, so you know what happened next.../No, he didn't fix the cable.
Citrate1007: Did he burn the school down?
AlwaysRightBoy: Spiders are one of the few I don't kill because they're good for the garden. Those stink bugs on the other hand take a ride with the Tidy-Bowl Man.
Munchkin City Coroner: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x387]Tastes like chicken
Lackofname: AlwaysRightBoy: Spiders are one of the few I don't kill because they're good for the garden. Those stink bugs on the other hand take a ride with the Tidy-Bowl Man.Actually very few indoor spider species can live outside. They're not equipped for it. If you want them ot actually Live, put them in the garage or the basement or your shed or something.
Lackofname: They're not equipped for it.
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