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2013-05-06 10:25:18 AM  
Were the hoes dirty?
 
2013-05-06 10:27:34 AM  
Knows what a hoe is...

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2013-05-06 10:58:47 AM  
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Nice tulips.
 
2013-05-06 11:16:44 AM  
there are some areas I don't think I'd want dirt or even worse, a stray thorn.
 
2013-05-06 11:49:28 AM  
*cries about lack of pictures

*misogynistic comment about naked women and dirt

*Obligatory notation concerning poster's willingness to "hit it"

*Lewd picture displaying commentor's attitude as being in on the joke

/done
 
2013-05-06 11:57:20 AM  
Don't forget the comments about fat people gardening and not wanting to see that.
 
2013-05-06 12:02:24 PM  
cl.jroo.me
 
2013-05-06 12:02:35 PM  
Naked gardening is "bad naked."
 
2013-05-06 12:03:57 PM  
is there much plowing going on?
 
2013-05-06 12:04:42 PM  
Planting your seed takes on a new meaning.
 
2013-05-06 12:05:35 PM  
I don't have a garden but I've got a big area with lots of trees so I took off my clothes and spent the day picking my nuts.
 
2013-05-06 12:08:33 PM  
Mark Storey, 54

how-bout-no.jpg
 
2013-05-06 12:17:19 PM  
Big, dirty, cracked hoes?
 
2013-05-06 12:19:50 PM  
One tip.

Sunscreen.

That is all.
 
2013-05-06 12:21:47 PM  
Is there a hoedown Saturday night?
 
2013-05-06 12:22:08 PM  

meat0918: One tip.

Sunscreen.

That is all.


Is that our one tip for the future?  What about being kind to our knees, I'm sure we'll miss them when they're gone.
 
2013-05-06 12:25:43 PM  
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. biatch.
 
2013-05-06 12:26:47 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Naked gardening is "bad naked."


So is opening pickle jars..

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2013-05-06 12:30:07 PM  
It's a shame this was clothing-free. If any two things belong together it's britches and hoes.
 
2013-05-06 12:32:29 PM  
Mark Storey, 54, started the event with his friends after asking respondents in a poll what they enjoy doing naked, the New York Daily News reported.

Swimming was the No. 1 response, but gardening came in at No. 2



1. Sexytime
2. Showering
 
2013-05-06 12:33:00 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: meat0918: One tip.

Sunscreen.

That is all.

Is that our one tip for the future?  What about being kind to our knees, I'm sure we'll miss them when they're gone.


More like, "Guys, you only have one "tip" make sure it's protected from sunburn."
 
2013-05-06 12:35:25 PM  
I read this first as "Gardeners celebrate naked planting day with local holes"....
 
2013-05-06 01:07:17 PM  
So did they prune the bush?
 
2013-05-06 01:13:05 PM  

Amos Quito: Mark Storey, 54, started the event with his friends after asking respondents in a poll what they enjoy doing naked, the New York Daily News reported.

Swimming was the No. 1 response, but gardening came in at No. 2


1. Sexytime
2. Showering


your Weeners certainly sounds more interesting than swimming or gardening
 
2013-05-06 01:16:39 PM  

ManateeGag: there are some areas I don't think I'd want dirt or even worse, a stray thorn.


I thought the goal was to get your prick inside me.
 
2013-05-06 01:22:04 PM  

pute kisses like a man: your Weeners certainly sounds more interesting than swimming or gardening


NTTAWWT
 
2013-05-06 01:24:46 PM  
So if World Naked Gardening Day was last Saturday is Spinal Tap in the need of a new drummer this Monday? (not obscure)

/trimming the hedges
//looking for inch worms
///gardening where the sun doesn't shine
////The Sun Is There
//let's just stop here.
 
2013-05-06 01:34:23 PM  

phlegmmo: pute kisses like a man: your Weeners certainly sounds more interesting than swimming or gardening

NTTAWWT


oh man...  that was my premiere instance of being weenered. generally i avoid the word 1st for safety.
 
2013-05-06 01:57:59 PM  

PapaChester: *cries about lack of pictures

*misogynistic comment about naked women and dirt

*Obligatory notation concerning poster's willingness to "hit it"

*Lewd picture displaying commentor's attitude as being in on the joke

/done


you forgot, "*preemptive white knighting by sad lonely men"
 
2013-05-06 01:59:26 PM  

pute kisses like a man: phlegmmo: pute kisses like a man: your Weeners certainly sounds more interesting than swimming or gardening

NTTAWWT

oh man...  that was my premiere instance of being weenered. generally i avoid the word 1st for safety.


It's pretty much happened to all of us, one time or another.
 
2013-05-06 02:21:18 PM  
Fantasy is very different from reality.
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2013-05-06 02:47:03 PM  
A bookmark, reminding me to check back later....

/First really bad sunburn was when I went topless.  A new corvette with the t-tops off in summer in Texas with no hat....and a bald head....
 
2013-05-06 03:06:07 PM  
Please, no Naked Plumbing Day, please.

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2013-05-06 03:47:37 PM  
Never gardened naked, have done so in just my underwear and shoes pretty often.


Well, I wear gloves sometimes.
 
2013-05-06 05:35:26 PM  
can't believe I'm the first ...
lolpics.se
 
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