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(Celebslam)   Amanda Bynes may be crazy, but at least she's staying in shape   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 93
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2013-05-06 01:18:06 PM

dewright_ca: The My Little Pony Killer: Crewmannumber6: The My Little Pony Killer: Still looks like she's getting a better workout than the creeper "discretely" videotaping her from behind their own machine.

The Amanda Bynes/Lindsay Lohan drag race to death MUST be documented.

It's not much of a race, seeing as how Lohan had such a huge head start and Bynes isn't really doing much in the way of self-harm.

After the tweet to the. C-list rapper/performer (WTF is a Drake anyway?) wanting him to murder her vaj, I would say she is on the crazy-train just a couple cars back from BLohan on the express to Lithiumville with a train-swap at Thorazinne-Shores...


Again, no drugs or self-harm.  One could argue about the cheek piercings being self-harm, but it appears she's healing them well.  Lohan has drug convictions and parties all the time.  They're nowhere near the same level of crazy.  Bynes is barely a spectator in that race.
 
2013-05-06 01:20:29 PM

serpent_sky: JohnnyCanuck: I mean, I don't disagree. However, I don't think you should be allowed to be photographed or recorded without consent in ANY situation. I just don't get what's so special about the gym.

It really should be any situation.

I once punched someone and broke her camera for recording me in the gym, though.  There's something vulnerable about working out, being not done up as you normally would be, and odds are, nobody is secretly filming someone in the gym without intent to mock them or make them feel bad in some way or the other. This is probably a pretty uniquely female perspective, mind you.  But the chick I punched that time, nobody thought I was in the wrong. (And she was absolutely doing it to be an asshole and because it was "funny" since I was, as most people would be, in gym clothes with no makeup and all of that.)

But yes, filming people without their permission regardless of what they're doing shouldn't be considered acceptable.


I agree.

CSB:
I have a friend who is pretty "refined", if you will. An introvert who is never the "life of the party". Other than that he is a pretty average guy. Just not much of a dancer, or a "woot-woot" kinda guy when he's having a few drinks. No problem. Thing is there are people out there who think this is unacceptable. Like he REALLY wants to be the king of the dance floor or the person standing on the table. Anyway...during a family affair he, as usual, had people trying to get him to "come out of his shell". He relented and said he would dance for a song if it meant they would fark off afterwards. Once on the floor it started as a standard white-guy dance. The girl really started to whoop it up and somehow convinced him to let loose a bit. You could tell he was having fun and even started to respond and do some fun butt wiggles and some standard over-the-top dance moves just for fun. Problem is the other girl was recording it all on her phone and the next day is was posted online with some belittling remarks. Yet people still wonder why that wasn't enough to get him to be "normal"...or unique.....like everyone else.

Anyway....nuf rambling. I have some work to do.
 
2013-05-06 01:21:38 PM
My gym has a couple of loopy "air-punchers." The are both anorexic, it is really disturbing as hell watching them do their hour plus of danse macabre-cizing every day.

The only thing creepier is people surreptitiously filming people at a gym.
 
2013-05-06 01:29:26 PM

JohnnyCanuck: Problem is the other girl was recording it all on her phone and the next day is was posted online with some belittling remarks. Yet people still wonder why that wasn't enough to get him to be "normal"...or unique.....like everyone else


Well, exactly.

And the people recording people secretly in the gym or dancing or whatever else are doing it to make fun of that person (be it warranted or not.)  The fact that this is a semi-known actress is irrelevant.  It was someone going "look, someone is doing something somewhat weird that I find hilarious, so I am going to film it and put it online and everyone will have a good laugh."  The fact that people know who Amanda Bynes is just made this all the more interesting and awesome because now someone will pay me for this because she's FAMOUS and doing something weird.  JACKPOT.

Nobody can say anyone has ever done something like this because they had anything BUT ill intent with their footage.  Again, very much a uniquely female perspective, I suspect
 
2013-05-06 01:50:57 PM

brap: My gym has a couple of loopy "air-punchers." The are both anorexic, it is really disturbing as hell watching them do their hour plus of danse macabre-cizing every day.

The only thing creepier is people surreptitiously filming people at a gym.


Yeah I only film in the locker room.  I make more money that way.
 
2013-05-06 01:53:29 PM
that was uncoordinated but when I am on the elliptical I too often alternate raising and lowering my arms for a minute or two at a time to get a nice shoulder burn.

If she were doing this on-line at the In-And-Out there may be a problem, and even then that would only be moderately weird in the city of Angels.
 
2013-05-06 01:57:07 PM
as long as she isn't running over people in a drunken haze, I don't care if she has a good time.

/ ooooh noes she like the dark meat
 
2013-05-06 01:58:05 PM

thornhill: Masterstuff: thornhill: Videos like this actually make me feel bad for celebrities. You'd think the paparazzi would draw the line at the gym.

Judging by her tweets it isn't the paparazzi pushing her over the edge. They are just the icing on the crazy cake.

Do feel sad that she's gone doen this path. In some ways it'd be better if she faded into obscurity like Kel Mitchell did.

I don't really know anything about that.

My point is just that as much attention whoring as some celebrities do -- especially B-listers -- that doesn't void them from having privacy when doing basic things like going to the gym.


I think there was a fark story a few months back about how managers would either "leak" to the paparazi where people would be or they would send the celebrity to places where the paparazi hung out looking for stars.  And I thought Bynes "retired" from acting. Who knows (shrug)
 
2013-05-06 01:58:30 PM

brap: My gym has a couple of loopy "air-punchers." The are both anorexic, it is really disturbing as hell watching them do their hour plus of danse macabre-cizing every day.


Maybe they're just like Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading and are fist-pumping to the music.
 
2013-05-06 02:13:43 PM
A gym? What's a gym?
 
2013-05-06 02:16:21 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: A gym? What's a gym?


it's a geographical oddity. Exactly 26 minutes away from you no matter where you are.
 
2013-05-06 02:18:01 PM
Is that really her?
 
2013-05-06 02:19:33 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: thisisyourbrainonFark: A gym? What's a gym?

it's a geographical oddity. Exactly 26 minutes away from you no matter where you are.


that would explain why, despite my best intentions, I can never manage to get there
 
2013-05-06 02:20:50 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: thisisyourbrainonFark: A gym? What's a gym?

it's a geographical oddity. Exactly 26 minutes away from you no matter where you are.


It's a Simpsons reference...
 
2013-05-06 02:30:37 PM

dewright_ca: The My Little Pony Killer: Crewmannumber6: The My Little Pony Killer: Still looks like she's getting a better workout than the creeper "discretely" videotaping her from behind their own machine.

The Amanda Bynes/Lindsay Lohan drag race to death MUST be documented.

It's not much of a race, seeing as how Lohan had such a huge head start and Bynes isn't really doing much in the way of self-harm.

After the tweet to the. C-list rapper/performer (WTF is a Drake anyway?) wanting him to murder her vaj, I would say she is on the crazy-train just a couple cars back from BLohan on the express to Lithiumville with a train-swap at Thorazinne-Shores...


Just because who haven't heard of him doesn't make him c list. Drake is the hottest rapper out right now. We get it, anything that isn't Ted Nugent is nothing to you.

But anyway I have a feeling that this is some Joaquin Phoenix type performance project.
 
2013-05-06 02:35:19 PM

serpent_sky: But yes, filming people without their permission regardless of what they're doing shouldn't be considered acceptable.


There are actresses who enjoy the photogs following them into the gym. And then there's Vanessa Hudgens.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-05-06 02:54:43 PM

BigLuca: If I was her manager I would be mixing lithium into her oatmeal.  That's a pretty clear cut case of bipolar.


I'm bipolar and getting a WELL FARK YOU, nah you are probably right, I need a drink, hey you got meth? Out of these comments.
 
2013-05-06 02:59:19 PM

Wellon Dowd: serpent_sky: But yes, filming people without their permission regardless of what they're doing shouldn't be considered acceptable.

There are actresses who enjoy the photogs following them into the gym. And then there's Vanessa Hudgens.

[i.imgur.com image 249x600][i.imgur.com image 351x600]


Well played.
 
2013-05-06 03:11:00 PM

biyaaatci: Hmm, it's difficult to tell if it's her or not.  It's almost as if two people went out of their way to set up a phony video purporting to be shot by someone spying on her in order to cash in on her meltdown.  But nobody would be that callous, would they?  And surely nobody would be naive enough to fall for such a ruse, were that to be the case.


Who would go onto the internet to make up lies?

Even though her face is completely obscured, I'm going to assume the person who secretly filmed her at one of the worst moments in her life and then put the video out there to make a quick buck is completely ethical and that this is 100% legit.
 
2013-05-06 03:21:30 PM

dewright_ca: (WTF is a Drake anyway?)



I had to look it up. Remember a year or two ago when some of our stupider young people all started saying "yolo" all the time, to excuse or draw attention to stupid behavior?

Well, this Drake guy started that whole thing with one of his songs.
 
2013-05-06 03:30:53 PM
Speaking of Drake, she tweeted recently that she used to fark Drake Bell (different Drake) on the set of her Nickelodeon show all the time.

She was 13 when that show started and 16 or 17 when it ended.
 
2013-05-06 03:36:09 PM
That's creepy as fark amateur paparazzi.

I could care less what she does on the treadmill.
 
2013-05-06 03:45:40 PM
i526.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-06 04:10:07 PM

whconner4: BigLuca: If I was her manager I would be mixing lithium into her oatmeal.  That's a pretty clear cut case of bipolar.

I'm bipolar and getting a WELL FARK YOU, nah you are probably right, I need a drink, hey you got meth? Out of these comments.


Fellow bipolar here, also in Texas, we should go out and have some lithium.
 
2013-05-06 04:21:01 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: that was uncoordinated but when I am on the elliptical I too often alternate raising and lowering my arms for a minute or two at a time to get a nice shoulder burn.

If she were doing this on-line at the In-And-Out there may be a problem, and even then that would only be moderately weird in the city of Angels.


She's living in New York now, where I'm sure she'll stand out amongst that city's very-much-not-insane population.

/sarcasm
 
2013-05-06 04:22:04 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Speaking of Drake, she tweeted recently that she used to fark Drake Bell (different Drake) on the set of her Nickelodeon show all the time.

She was 13 when that show started and 16 or 17 when it ended.


When did she tweet that?
 
2013-05-06 04:24:36 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Speaking of Drake, she tweeted recently that she used to fark Drake Bell (different Drake) on the set of her Nickelodeon show all the time.

She was 13 when that show started and 16 or 17 when it ended.


Are you referring to this? You've been taken in. Look closely at the Twitter username.
 
kab
2013-05-06 04:34:53 PM
I may not give a shiat, but at least I don't give a shiat.
 
2013-05-06 06:21:06 PM

kab: I may not give a shiat, but at least I don't give a shiat.


And the age old wheel turns: you clearly gave enough of a shiat to click in here and make a comment.

Unless someone was holding a gun to your head. BLINK TWICE IF THEY ARE.
 
2013-05-06 06:37:25 PM
OMG, she is being silly at the gym.   HAVE HER COMMITTED.
 
2013-05-06 06:42:53 PM

Crewmannumber6: Quantum Apostrophe: Looks like DDR to me.

Do Not Resuscitate?

/not good at this game


well you got at least one laugh out of this medical records guy
 
2013-05-06 07:00:37 PM

Crewmannumber6: Quantum Apostrophe: Looks like DDR to me.

Do Not Resuscitate?


If you have a cold.
 
2013-05-06 07:52:34 PM

PizzaJedi81: Crazy or not, I've had a crush on her since I was a teenager and would like to give her some iron to pump, if ya know what I mean and I think you do.


Are you black? If so, you have a good chance.
 
2013-05-06 09:12:26 PM
Every time a story about her comes on Fark, Madonna starts singing in my head.
 
2013-05-06 11:26:14 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: that was uncoordinated but when I am on the elliptical I too often alternate raising and lowering my arms for a minute or two at a time to get a nice shoulder burn.

If she were doing this on-line at the In-And-Out there may be a problem, and even then that would only be moderately weird in the city of Angels.


I'm sorry, one would never be "on line" at In-N-Out. It's West Coast. One would only ever be "IN line" at one.

\pet peave
 
2013-05-06 11:31:35 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: AdolfOliverPanties: Speaking of Drake, she tweeted recently that she used to fark Drake Bell (different Drake) on the set of her Nickelodeon show all the time.

She was 13 when that show started and 16 or 17 when it ended.

Are you referring to this? You've been taken in. Look closely at the Twitter username.


Oh my god that is farking amazing.  Kerning win.
 
2013-05-06 11:38:19 PM
1-ps.googleusercontent.com 4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 12:43:07 AM

PizzaJedi81: Crazy or not, I've had a crush on her since I was a teenager and would like to give her some iron to pump, if ya know what I mean and I think you do.


She may be crazy, but she's not going to come to your farm if you don't have indoor water.
 
2013-05-07 12:46:36 AM

phaseolus: dewright_ca: (WTF is a Drake anyway?)


I had to look it up. Remember a year or two ago when some of our stupider young people all started saying "yolo" all the time, to excuse or draw attention to stupid behavior?

Well, this Drake guy started that whole thing with one of his songs.


Ok, so his 15min are about up... good to know...
 
2013-05-07 02:42:53 AM

Wellon Dowd: serpent_sky: But yes, filming people without their permission regardless of what they're doing shouldn't be considered acceptable.

There are actresses who enjoy the photogs following them into the gym. And then there's Vanessa Hudgens.

[i.imgur.com image 249x600][i.imgur.com image 351x600]


Ah, Vanessa... the things I've always wanted to do with her, and the positions and locations, would cause the letter written to Penthouse to be rejected for being too outrageous.
us.cdn003.fansshare.com

nom.
 
2013-05-07 04:34:04 AM

JohnnyCanuck: I mean, I don't disagree. However, I don't think you should be allowed to be photographed or recorded without consent in ANY situation. I just don't get what's so special about the gym.


I took this video this last summer, and I feel no shame about it.

/it got me a whole 50 views
//dude isn't famous (I think)
///late to the thread, but whatever
 
2013-05-07 05:33:53 AM
I'd still murder her vagina.....and I am actually darker than Drake
 
2013-05-07 08:10:54 AM

theurge14: [i.imgur.com image 337x233]

Don't be afraid to workout like Phoebe.


Beat me to it.  Damn I love that episode.
 
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