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2013-05-06 11:34:41 AM
"My pig (Rudy Belle) was wearing a very expensive necklace, a generational necklace, which was in my wife's family for years."

Putting a family necklace on a pig may reveal some deep seated resentment toward the wife's family. Or else he sold the necklace, offed the pig, and set the gator up as a patsy.
 
2013-05-06 11:37:19 AM

MrBallou: "My pig (Rudy Belle) was wearing a very expensive necklace, a generational necklace, which was in my wife's family for years."

Putting a family necklace on a pig may reveal some deep seated resentment toward the wife's family. Or else he sold the necklace, offed the pig, and set the gator up as a patsy.


I'm suspecting alcohol was involved at the time.
 
2013-05-06 11:40:15 AM

gopher321: MrBallou: "My pig (Rudy Belle) was wearing a very expensive necklace, a generational necklace, which was in my wife's family for years."

Putting a family necklace on a pig may reveal some deep seated resentment toward the wife's family. Or else he sold the necklace, offed the pig, and set the gator up as a patsy.

I'm suspecting alcohol was involved at the time.


I was thinking barbecue sauce, too.
 
2013-05-06 11:45:21 AM
It happened at the Blue Cypress Golf Club and it scared the bejesus out of me.

And he took the pig golfing, too.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-06 11:54:31 AM
Dumbass tag is embarrassed to be associated with this person..
 
2013-05-06 12:01:21 PM
www.originaloldradio.com
Mrs. Delores Bickerman...IS amused.
 
2013-05-06 12:02:59 PM
golfing, jewelry. probably dinner and maybe a movie.  that's some pig.
 
2013-05-06 12:06:21 PM
This summer on SyFy:

MEGAGATOR VS HOGASAURUS
 
2013-05-06 12:09:11 PM
Mmmmmm..  gator-wrapped bacon....

[homersimpsondrool.jpg]
 
2013-05-06 12:15:05 PM
mmmmmm  bacon
 
2013-05-06 12:18:33 PM

studs up: [www.originaloldradio.com image 296x406]
Mrs. Delores Bickerman...IS amused.


I'd love to have a little bugger like that as a pet.

If only it would stay little.
 
2013-05-06 12:21:21 PM
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2013-05-06 12:48:44 PM
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2013-05-06 01:03:57 PM
boy, if I had a dime for everytime MY pot bellied pig made off with the family jewels and got eaten by an alligator . . . .
 
2013-05-06 01:10:26 PM
So I'd get a little bored since I got laid off from the septic cleaning business and idle times make for the devil's work.  One day I took all my wife's heirloom jewelry and put it on Petunia.  Just as I was about to say, "hey Petunia, you got a right purty mouth" some gator comes lumberin' out of the canal and grabs Petunia and drags her back into the canal for dinner.
 
2013-05-06 01:16:32 PM
Sounds like a troll from the guy that does dontevenreply.com
 
2013-05-06 01:20:00 PM
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2013-05-06 01:26:13 PM
My pig (Rudy Belle) was wearing a very expensive necklace....

There's an "earrings on a pig" joke somewhere in there, I just don't have the time or inclination to find it.
 
2013-05-06 01:29:45 PM
URL blocked at work.  Copypasta please?
 
2013-05-06 01:33:12 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: URL blocked at work.  Copypasta please?


I need help catching the gator that ate my prized pig. My pig (Rudy Belle) was wearing a very expensive necklace, a generational necklace, which was in my wife's family for years. The emotional distress I have had from losing my pig is nothing like the stress I will receive from my wife if I don't get it back. It happened at the Blue Cypress Golf Club and it scared the bejesus out of me. I spoke to management and they said there was nothing they could do. If anyone has found the necklace or has seen this gator ( has a weird blotchy snout) pleasssse contact me.

Thanks,
Jimmy T.
 
2013-05-06 01:38:14 PM
Honest Bender:

Thanks very much.

Yeah.....not sure what's going on there, but I know it ain't right.......
 
2013-05-06 01:44:02 PM
>posting an ancient best of craigslist
>news
>greenlighted
Dafuq?
 
2013-05-06 01:54:09 PM
And now we wait to find out what 'viral' marketing campaign this is tied to...
 
2013-05-06 02:15:46 PM
I'm going to say he hawked the necklace and threw the pig in the river to cover his trail.
 
2013-05-06 02:26:42 PM
Give not that which is roly-poly unto the alligators, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they be eaten.
 
2013-05-06 02:28:17 PM

Incog_Neeto: I'm going to say he hawked the necklace and threw the pig in the river to cover his trail.


i sincerely doubt it.  if this trully was a prize pig, than I'd bet the pig was worth more than the necklace
 
2013-05-06 02:49:11 PM
princess and bellygrub wandered over to the wetlands?
 
2013-05-06 02:53:29 PM

studs up: [www.originaloldradio.com image 296x406]
Mrs. Delores Bickerman...IS amused.


Why is she holding a gharial? The movie had an saltwater crocodile.
 
2013-05-06 02:56:17 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: studs up: [www.originaloldradio.com image 296x406]
Mrs. Delores Bickerman...IS amused.

Why is she holding a gharial? The movie had an saltwater crocodile.


It's a gator seedling, did you fail biomechanical calculus or something?
/I have a thing about gharials
 
2013-05-06 03:04:10 PM
Gustave again?  No, that's a croc.
 
2013-05-06 10:24:50 PM

Guelph35: Mmmmmm..  gator-wrapped bacon....

[homersimpsondrool.jpg]


Makes you wonder if anyone has tried making bacon wrapped fried catfish?
 
2013-05-06 11:26:21 PM
PS- this gator has 4 legs and and a tail.
 
2013-05-07 01:00:59 AM
Wtf am I reading???

Did he feed his wife to a gator? Or was he schtuping a pig?
 
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