NickelP: I like how at no point did they think 'wow this stupid stunt could cause an accident'.... even after it almost did....
gambitsgirl: I stopped to move a turtle from the road last week so I'm getting a kick...
moothemagiccow: One motorist steals the fake turtleDid he look anything like this?
sxacho: So there's a law against purposefully striking an animal in the road with a vehicle. It seems there's also probably some law against putting an object in the road where it might interfere with safe driving practices.
Queensowntalia: I once saw a very large snapper striding through the breakdown lane of a major road. Someone behind me promptly pulled over and hopped out, presumably to rescue his ass before he turned into a turtle pancake. I hope they were able to do it without losing a limb./Likes turtles.
Recoil Therapy: So, four deliberate strikes over a two day period on both busy & rural roads. Ok, just how many thousands of cars missed the turtles to get your four? I'm not really sure what they're trying to prove anyway, there aren't too many people I know that would deliberately steer into what is essentially a small boulder. You can screw up your rims or alignment that way.What a stupid story. What's next for these geniuses? Phoning in a bomb threat to an office building to see how many people hold the emergency exit door open for others?
Medic Zero: What a stupid story. What's next for these geniuses? Phoning in a bomb threat to an office building to see how many people hold the emergency exit door open for others?Don't give them any ideas! That is exactly the kind of stupid shiat the FBI wastes our money on.
graeth: aaaaaand intentionally leaving things on the road to try to cause an accident?
oakleym82: gambitsgirl: I stopped to move a turtle from the road last week so I'm getting a kick...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzBInt4zljQit's dusty in here
Snort: How is it stealing if it is abandoned in the middle of the road?
TerrorTony: What? No[silkpathdiary.files.wordpress.com image 500x238]/leaving disappointed...
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I know I would just flip it on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun. Not sure why.
oakleym82: That was the only time I've actually shiat my pants.
Radak: [i.imgur.com image 450x336][i.imgur.com image 350x259]
learn2fly: Every spring, we have snapping turtles all over the place. This didn't look like it was going to turn out well./saved the kitty[i783.photobucket.com image 719x387]
Bendal: learn2fly: Every spring, we have snapping turtles all over the place. This didn't look like it was going to turn out well./saved the kitty[i783.photobucket.com image 719x387]That's not a snapping turtle. Looks more like a red-eared slider./has one in a 75 gallon tank at home//ravenous little critter///likes shrimp shells and crickets
Nefarious: The one motorist knew that there was good eating in one of those.
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