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(New York Daily News)   So a man walks into a subway station carrying a giant stuffed gorilla at 3 a.m., rummages through a platform garbage can, fishes out an empty soda bottle and urinates into it. Then it gets weird   (nydailynews.com) divider line 8
    More: Strange, The Littl' Bits, exophthalmoses, electrical contractor  
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2013-05-06 09:07:55 AM  
Ambien.
 
2013-05-06 09:08:38 AM  
I'm just so glad it was a white guy this time you guys.
 
2013-05-06 09:10:10 AM  
His footlong was only 11 inches?
 
2013-05-06 10:07:36 AM  
I'd call that Tuesday.

Now if it was a LIVE gorilla...
 
2013-05-06 10:27:14 AM  
Okay, so I RTFA. Where's the weird part?
 
2013-05-06 10:36:51 AM  
fark the victim's lawsuit.


It's not incumbent upon anyone to secure their stuff against psychos. That's force major.
 
2013-05-06 11:05:10 AM  
 Ticket the dude for somethings ($35 and time served) and let the gorilla go..There..
 
2013-05-06 11:13:07 AM  

doglover: fark the victim's lawsuit.


It's not incumbent upon anyone to secure their stuff against psychos. That's force major.


A contractor doing work in a public space absolutely has the duty to secure the jobsite.
 
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