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(All Hip Hop)   If this rumor is true then the nude photos or sex tape is the inevitable next step   (allhiphop.com) divider line 48
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2013-05-06 09:10:31 AM  
wat
 
2013-05-06 09:10:53 AM  
Media hoes always be hoin'.
 
2013-05-06 09:11:06 AM  
I absolutely believe this one.

Maybe "MC Rove" can get on board. I don't think he's doing much these days.
 
2013-05-06 09:11:43 AM  
I heard a hilarious rumor!

Good for you. Next time keep it to yourself.
 
2013-05-06 09:17:45 AM  
MC Derpy Derp.
 
2013-05-06 09:21:58 AM  

Whiskey Pete: MC Derpy Derp.


She is going to be a great rapper, since the only thing that comes out of her mouth is derp and herp.
 
2013-05-06 09:22:28 AM  
Uh-oh, here comes the 'Bama.
 
2013-05-06 09:23:46 AM  
sound legit
 
2013-05-06 09:24:29 AM  
Is there a socially acceptable euphemism for Dubya Eye Gee Gee Ee Are?
 
2013-05-06 09:25:00 AM  
It would never work.  Every song would end with a mic drop and a walkoff after it was only 40% finished.
 
2013-05-06 09:25:43 AM  
Some people find Palin's Midwest Iowa or whatever accent very grating. It may work at a truck stop coffee shop at 3 am to wake people up, but that's about it.
 
2013-05-06 09:32:42 AM  
Please make this happen. I'm sure i couldn't sit thru more than 10 seconds of it, but i'm sure it would be horrible in an epic way.
 
2013-05-06 09:32:58 AM  

BitwiseShift: Some people find Palin's Midwest Iowa or whatever accent very grating. It may work at a truck stop coffee shop at 3 am to wake people up, but that's about it.


That, and it'll give the knuckle-draggers a chance to revel in the illusion that she's "driving the lib'ruls nuts," which is, let's face it, the point of this.

/Assuming it happens, I mean.
 
2013-05-06 09:34:03 AM  
Well she was a beauty contestant for Alaska at one time too......

...........but she lost that vote too.............

And yes, there is video of the swimsuit, talent and evening gown competition, (pops)
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2013-05-06 09:35:48 AM  
Oh please let this be true
 
2013-05-06 09:37:08 AM  
I can see how there would be a natural alliance between her and the hip-hop community....

davidhardiman.com
 
2013-05-06 09:39:26 AM  
Nothing would clear sarah palin's mind up faster than 10 inches of Alabama Black Snake.   i bet she'd become normal if she ever got it.
 
2013-05-06 09:41:24 AM  

Linux_Yes: Nothing would clear sarah palin's mind up faster than 10 inches of Alabama Black Snake.   i bet she'd become normal if she ever got it.


Umm she farked a 7 ft black basketball player for a while. it didn't help
 
2013-05-06 09:45:56 AM  
Please please please please let this but true. This would be like Xmas, the 4th of July, and my bday all rolled into one. I would set this as my ringtone to remind all my repubitard buddies of how low they have sunk. Let the cognitive dissonance between love of party and Palin and the hate of rap music begin. I think I might get to actually witness someone's head asplode.
 
2013-05-06 09:46:41 AM  
Let me tell you, it was huge, I mean really this big and I took every inch!! I can't wait for you to see the tape when its released.

www.ukprogressive.co.uk
 
2013-05-06 09:46:51 AM  
Dollars to donuts her opening line is "My name is Sarah Palin and I'm here to say..."
 
2013-05-06 09:47:45 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Is there a socially acceptable euphemism for Dubya Eye Gee Gee Ee Are?


weegrow?
 
2013-05-06 09:49:05 AM  
Lots of dawgs.
 
2013-05-06 09:50:37 AM  
I just remembered. . . Didn't she already do this on SNL?
 
2013-05-06 09:55:22 AM  
img.youtube.com

"A groin in-ju-ry.  A groin in-ju-ry.  G-g-groin, g-g-groin, g-g-groin in-ju-ry!"
 
2013-05-06 09:57:25 AM  

Brick-House: Let me tell you, it was huge, I mean really this big and I took every inch!! I can't wait for you to see the tape when its released.

[www.ukprogressive.co.uk image 620x372]


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2013-05-06 10:01:26 AM  

Brick-House: Let me tell you, it was huge, I mean really this big and I took every inch!! I can't wait for you to see the tape when its released.

[www.ukprogressive.co.uk image 620x372]


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2013-05-06 10:19:07 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Linux_Yes: Nothing would clear sarah palin's mind up faster than 10 inches of Alabama Black Snake.   i bet she'd become normal if she ever got it.

Umm she farked a 7 ft black basketball player for a while. it didn't help



i didn't know that.  i guess Sarah does like a big Tool.   well, he tried, i'm sure.   i'm assuming he stuck it up her arse too , just making sure that he tries all avenues before he gave up.


oh well.  some politicians are incorrigible.
 
2013-05-06 10:39:56 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Is there a socially acceptable euphemism for Dubya Eye Gee Gee Ee Are?


oddly, I think wigger is acceptable
 
2013-05-06 11:03:03 AM  

physt: Brick-House: Let me tell you, it was huge, I mean really this big and I took every inch!! I can't wait for you to see the tape when its released.

[www.ukprogressive.co.uk image 620x372]

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 244x206]


No, I DNRTFA, but lets be real here. Hillary is so full of crap that if she took a reasonable dump before hand, she could easily handel something that big up her back side. Which hopfully will be embossed with the word Bengahzi!
 
2013-05-06 11:11:59 AM  

skullkrusher: Parthenogenetic: Is there a socially acceptable euphemism for Dubya Eye Gee Gee Ee Are?

oddly, I think wigger is acceptable


Only if spelled correctly: Uigher.

Yeesh, the state of education these days.
 
2013-05-06 11:16:18 AM  

Brick-House: Let me tell you, it was huge, I mean really this big and I took every inch!! I can't wait for you to see the tape when its released.

[www.ukprogressive.co.uk image 620x372]


So, Hillary saw a video of Sarah with Glen Rice?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/post/report-glen-rice -s arah-palin-had-a-one-night-stand-in-87/2011/09/14/gIQArDZpRK_blog.html
 
2013-05-06 11:16:54 AM  

Brick-House: Bengahzi!

 
2013-05-06 11:19:10 AM  
Brad Paisely & LL Cool J are praying this is true.
 
2013-05-06 11:42:24 AM  
$arah's had five kids. Sex tape? Nooooooo, thank you.

Besides, that voice of hers is irritating when she's just being conversational...hearing it making sexy time noises would be excruciating.
 
2013-05-06 11:50:52 AM  
www.tkbbblog.com

She's already had a trial run, to an extent.
 
2013-05-06 12:24:09 PM  

Skarekrough: I can see how there would be a natural alliance between her and the hip-hop community....

[davidhardiman.com image 600x600]


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2013-05-06 12:25:37 PM  
Well, she claims to know all the lyrics to "Rapper's Delight."

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2011/05/what-you-hear-not-te st -sarah-palin-rapping-beat/37647/

/NITBAFS
 
2013-05-06 12:33:50 PM  

markfara: I just remembered. . . Didn't she already do this on SNL?


No she let Amy Poehler do the rap
 
2013-05-06 01:28:56 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: Brick-House: Bengahzi!


Yep, and what America is going to come to see on this, is when that "3AM Crisis Phone Call" came in, both BOB (Barack O Bama) and Hillary just rolled over and went back to sleep.  Now there's leadership you don't see everyday. Thank Dog!
 
2013-05-06 01:37:56 PM  

jackiepaper: Dollars to donuts her opening line is "My name is Sarah Palin and I'm here to say..."


"shoulda been vice-president of the US of A!"
 
2013-05-06 01:39:17 PM  

Brick-House: rufus-t-firefly: Brick-House: Bengahzi!

Yep, and what America is going to come to see on this, is when that "3AM Crisis Phone Call" came in, both BOB (Barack O Bama) and Hillary just rolled over and went back to sleep.  Now there's leadership you don't see everyday. Thank Dog!



Classic brick house, Man, I'm going to have to update your collage now.

Wanna see it?
 
2013-05-06 01:42:31 PM  
Brick-House: something something something...Bengahzi[sic]!

I forget, what exactly was the scandalous issue about Benghazi again?

(btw, if you spelled it correctly, you'd have looked more credible)
 
2013-05-06 03:45:59 PM  
Speaking of sex tapes, I wanna see Justin & Selena.

Now that I've eaten & taken aspirin against the anticipated hangover I'm gonna go pass the fark out.

Vote for me for US Senate!
 
2013-05-06 04:59:04 PM  

hugram: Whiskey Pete: MC Derpy Derp.

She is going to be a great rapper, since the only thing that comes out of her mouth is derp and herp.


Derper's Delight

I said a herp derp
The herpy to the derpy
The herp, herp a derp, and you don't stop, a cock it
To the bang bang shootie, say, up jump the depry,
To the rhythm of the herp-derpy, the retreat.
 
2013-05-06 06:17:09 PM  
 
2013-05-07 01:13:28 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [www.tkbbblog.com image 381x215]

She's already had a trial run, to an extent.


I loved that rap skit, especially when Amy Pohler "shot" the "motherhumpin' moose." Sarah was a good sport for agreeing to go along with the whole thing.

I also liked the opening segment where Sarah and Tina Fey-as-Sarah walked past each other, just after Alec Baldwin had told Sarah she was "way hotter in person."

Great stuff.
 
2013-05-07 01:42:39 AM  

Brick-House: Let me tell you, it was huge, I mean really this big and I took every inch!! I can't wait for you to see the tape when its released.

[www.ukprogressive.co.uk image 620x372]


Strangely enough, my first exposure to internet porn was an image someone in a chat room sent me of a woman with Hillary's face pasted on (and surprisingly well done considering this was the mid-90's) who was riding some guy that looked kind of like Burt Reynolds.
 
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