amindtat: [cdn.shortlist.com image 560x851]I'm hoping that just a nice foamy head on that Guinness.
mainstreet62: amindtat: [cdn.shortlist.com image 560x851]I'm hoping that just a nice foamy head on that Guinness.I nearly lost my shiat when I saw that photo.
Wellon Dowd: Britney also requires a six of Fanta Orange and a hardening agent, preferably a bucket of ice.[i.imgur.com image 317x600]
WhiskeySticks: Bea Arthur? ...outstanding!
imfallen_angel: Wellon Dowd: Britney also requires a six of Fanta Orange and a hardening agent, preferably a bucket of ice.[i.imgur.com image 317x600]The problem with Britney is that while some pictures do promote the desire to motorboat her, she gives off a "vibe" that you'd probably end up with the taste of old soggy cigarettes and sweat if you were to do it.
Knob_Gobbler: I imagine the entire backstage area smelling like a trout hatchery after Britney removes her concert spandex.
Johnson: from a story in the Chicago Tribune:Rock -n- roll legend Chuck Berry is notorious his rider that requires the promoter to furnishTwo (2) UNALTERED Fender Dual Showman Reverb amplifier sets.The item goes on to describe exact dimensions and specifications, adding thatthis equipment may require prompt and repetitive effort to obtain in some cities.The rider further states that the promoter will pay a $2,000 penalty if thespecified facilities and equipmentare not provided. After reading that, Douglas quickly discovered that Berry`s Fender was a rare piece of gear.I called Fender and they said, "Oh, you must be doing a Chuck Berry date," he says with a laugh. Douglas says he ended up paying Berry the penalty ($1,000 at the time), in cash, moments before the artist took the stage.Most industry people view the Fender provision as nothing more than a ploy by Berry to squeeze last-minute money out of promoters.
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