Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: The Houston Police Department said that at about 7:40 p.m. on Saturday the teen and another 18-year-old male had gone down to a bayou near the 3100 block of Valley Rim Drive. The teens had materials to create what is being called a "combustible mixture" with the intention of going to go "blow up turtles."And a booming voice shouted down from the heavens, "LEAVE MY TURTLES ALONE, FU*CKTARD!!!"And there was an explosion in the sinner's pants.And God saw this explosion was good.And the turtles were left alone.
ecmoRandomNumbers: Darwin is sitting somewhere with a martini and a cigar and saying to himself, "Missed him by that much."
Another Government Employee: ecmoRandomNumbers: Darwin is sitting somewhere with a martini and a cigar and saying to himself, "Missed him by that much."From the sound of it, he ain't reproducing.
LonMead: Since this is Fark, you can guess what happened nextHe fixes the cable?
bingethinker: Let's hope the" injuries to his lower extremities" means he can't reproduce.
The All-Powerful Atheismo: LonMead: Since this is Fark, you can guess what happened nextHe fixes the cable?Don't be fatuous, LonMead.
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Pribar: A decade or two ago I had a problem with possums stealing eggs and killing my chickens, looking around I found their nest in a hollow stump. I took a old empty fire extinguisher I had lying around unscrewed the top and used my band saw to cut away the handle until the discharge hole was clear, I then filled it with black powder and screwed the top back down with some green cannon fuse stuck in the discharge hole. I had left 6 inches of fuse which should have been 3 minutes of burn time sticking out. I lit the fuse then shoved the extinguisher under the stump and ran like hell, well almost 4 minutes go by and no boom so my friend decides to go and try to relight it, assuming that the fuse had died, I grabbed him and asked what the hell he was doing, just then boom, the stump disintegrates in a fireball and my possum problem with it.My friend asked later what I would have done if the bomb had not detonated, I told him I would have waited two days then made another bomb with fresh fuse and used it to set off both of em, ya never touch a "dud" explosive, either blow it in place or use something to remotely move it./Why am I sharing this? because the statute of limitations has lapsed and I am still plastered from last night and I have to open the shop in two hours.
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Hey there just a moment Texas law enforcement,The 19 yr old created explosives with the intent to injure animals by blowing them up. Detonated the explosives.No charges? YA GOTTA BE FARKIN KIDDIN ME.
neversubmit: Turtles in MT flee the state.ATF offers $5,000 reward in Red Lodge explosives theft it is offering a $5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of those responsible for stealing 559 pounds of explosives last month near Red Lodge.How much boom is that?
susler: He had a bomb, I don't understand why No have been no arrests.Is it because it's Texas?Is it because he's white and christian? (cause you know if he had been brown and/or muslim it would have said yes have been arrest)
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